Doctor Whooves™

TPAM will include 'smashing!' in all of their posts for 24 hours.

Curses.The pony above me will change their name to "Doctor Whooves the awesome one" when the previous username challenge is completed. NINJA! The pony above me will stop ninja'ing.

The pony above me will watch the whole episode of Doctor Who, "The fall of the silence" and pm when he's done so I can quiz him.

He shook his head. "They're quantum locked, basically indestructible." He inspected one very carefully. "But how did he get them here...?"

Yes.

"Those statues..." He said, never taking his eyes off them. "They're weeeping Pegasis. If you stop looking at them, they'll send you to die in the past..." He pointed his screwdriver at them. "Just as I thought."

The Doctor yelled. "Everypony, stop NOW!"

Before falling asleep, Top Hat looked out the window, only to spot the couple closing in for a kiss. He chuckled at the idea of 'taking it slow' considering the speed at wich they're nuzzles approached each other, and finally went to sleep.

Top Hat kept playing. This was earning him good money, but he needed sleep, and if he was tired Jim must have been exhausted. They climbed they're way up to their room, and Top Hat jumped on his bed, removing his hat and placing it over the coat hanger. As he fell asleep, Jim retired in a small hanging pot with tiny covers in it, a small bed that Top Hat had made for him when they first met, all those years ago.

He raised an eyebrow at Striker. "How many bits are we talking here?" He then noticed Ivy running off to Prince, tearing up. He rolled his eyes. This was taking to long. "FOR THE LOVE OF CELESTIA, JUST KISS AND GET IT OVER WITH!!"

(( you seem to be confused, Top hat spun Ivy into Prince's arms, so that she would be dancing with him. He's now basically turning his playing classical music for a young couple into profit.))

I'm trying to keep myself from doing so, thank you.

We're the ones playing it. And we're pretty darn good.

"Heh... Young love." He said, looking at the couple dancing, earning a nod of approval from the parasprite. He frowned, realizing he did all these performances and didn't earn one bit, wich was totally unlike him. Much to his dismay, he put the hat on the floor, and invited ponies to throw bits in if they liked the music.

No!...yes.

Top Hat grinned, and just spam Ivy into his arms. He then extracted a cello from his Top Hat, briefly remembering the mare who taught him to play it, and started running the bow across the strings, the melody fitting perfectly with the other one... Wich he revealed to be Jim with a special tiny parasprite piano.

High five!On the same basis, I'm the fastest thing alive.

He looked back at Prince, giggling amused. "Well if I must say, not very long. I don't tend to stay in one place, I get too attached..." He drifted off, staring into space, before coming down to earth again. "anyhow, sure seems like a fun party, but it's missing a certain something..." He said, pulling down his cap and smiling, the same spark in his eyes as he grabbed Ivy's hoof and dragged her towards the dance floor, Valtzing with her in a graceful manner, while at the same time winking at Prince. No pony seemed to noticed where the sudden classical music came from, but they sure were surprised at the sudden couple dancing gracefully along the room.

Funny how if it were me and my friends, the same that happened to Top hat, Ivy and Prince would happen again. I'm just a great dick like that.

I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...

depends where I'm aiming.

Top Hat trotted up the stairs and picked a random room. It was empty on the inside, with only a bed in the centre, and he despised this. Well that's probably where a dimensionally transcendent hat comes in handy. He took it off, removed the red ribbon, and a ton of furniture fell out, including a tumbling Jim. He walked back downstairs half an hour later, having set all of his stuff as he wanted it, and trotted back to Ivy and Prince. "I have a good feeling about this town" he thought, " Might earn me quite a few bits." To be fair, considering he never lived anywhere, and that his charisma basically got him free food and a bed, not to mention how many bits he earned specialising in all sorts of jobs, he was basically a rich man. All of his bits were, of course, in his hat, but he enjoyed travelling just too much to give it up for the sweet life. Oh, the things he saw...

He raised eyebrow at Ivy and smiled. "Why am I getting the impression you're not the only one sleeping in that room...?" He chuckled, then proceeded to walk towards the stairs, dropping off a mountain of tarts at the buffet he had stolen earlier. His hat seemed to be way bigger on the inside.

He gave them an infectious smile, and lowered his Top Hat in greeting, a small muffin dropping out and a yellow zap chasing after it. Without hesitation, he grabbed it on the go, the poor parasprite struggling to break free. "Say sorry." he said, in a calm tone. The parasprite slowly buzzed to Ivy and his in her mane, nuzzling about. "That's his way of asking for forgiveness." He looked back at them, a spark shining in his eye. "Say, I'm not from around here, and don't happen to have a place to stay. Perhaps you can point me somewhere...?" Top Hat saw that he had been the saviour to both of them to an embarrassing conversation, and gave them a look wich acknowledged that.

Of course we are, me and Jim are show ponies. We live to entertain.