I sometimes enjoy downtalking on stupid people, I know it's horrible, but it's so fun watching their little brains squirm!
I hate anything cliché, and I mean anything.
For the same reason, I only get annoyed when people insult me because they don't use their imagination.
"S*ithead!"
Jesus Christ, try coming up with something original!
People view me as eccentric, simply because I set the bar very high when it comes " How much it takes for you to say 'too embarassing'".
Eg. I once took some chocolate, melted it, put it in a plastic bag and hid it in my pants, then walked to the mall and started picking some chocolate and eating it.
Oh, the way people stared.