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A French Derpy full of Salt

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  1. I streamed TF2, someone chatted with me for 15 minutes. I am now happy.

  2. I thought black market was just regular market with little stands where they sell drugs and weapons and illegal stuff.

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  3. I want a time line where Luna's last word before getting banned to the moon is:

    F.cking fatass.

  4. I won't take a bullet for anyone, because if I had the time to jump in front of you, you had the time to dodge the bullet.

  5. I'm a social vegan. I avoid meet.

  6. I'm getting bored. Does someone have some spicy maymays?

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  7. I've been kicked out of 5 servers by my own team for cheating/hacking in Team Fortress 2.

    It has been a good day.

  8. I've made a mistake.

    The universe is screaming.

    My world is burning.

    18 Mc nuggets cause a stomach ache.

    1. Kyoshi Frost Wolf

      Kyoshi Frost Wolf

      Did you have a deficient amount of salty goodness?

    2. A French Derpy full of Salt

      A French Derpy full of Salt

      My name mean something in this universe, @Kyoshi, Of course I did.

    3. Kyoshi Frost Wolf

      Kyoshi Frost Wolf

      With enough salt, the universe can bend to your will.

  9. If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

    1. Lord Valtasar

      Lord Valtasar

      they witches would switch which watch they're watching, then switch back to the watch they watched

  10. In animal crossing, you can sold Turnips at 141 bells, anyone interested?

  11. In two hours, I'll do my test of driver license, wish me good luck and not running over kids with fortnite costumes!

    1. Lord Valtasar

      Lord Valtasar

      i thought those kid's deaths were just part of natural selection, oh well, good luck

  12. It's awesome being yourself, it's what's around you that sucks.

  13. It's difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.

  14. Jellyfishes aren't fishes, they are not jelly either. Everything I know is a lie.

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  15. Just defeated a T-bagging Ganondorf as King K Rool, it feels so good.

  16. Knowledge can cure ignorance, but intelligence cannot cure stupidity.

  17. Maybe if I fall in love with my anxiety, it will leave me too.

  18. Maybe if I love my anxiety, it'll go away too?

  19. mosquitoes are the reason why I love spiders.

  20. My Belgian friend, that I've met online 4 years ago, has conquered studies, mental problem, depression and family problem and got his diploma and is now a house cleaner / surface technician.

    I am so happy for him.

    I hope we both got enough money to live in the same place together. I am not gay, but I rather be with him than being alone.

  21. Never I've been so angry at microsoft before.

    I just got a laptop and the amount of shit they throw at you is astronomically incredible.

    Hey look! Mode S! You can't install ANYTHING that isn't microsoft! you must connect to our service so you can remove it and we can add more stuff behind lol!

    BUT WAIT! in order to connect, you must give us your phone number in order to know if it's really you! Now that you don't have mode S anymore, HERE'S MORE SHIT!

    What? You don't want skype, netflix, maps, solitaire, office, xbox, xbox live, edge, bloc notes, McAfee and dropbox? WELL SCREW YOU!

    oh, and more ads in your registered phone to top it all off.

    1. Rikifive

      Rikifive

      Yeah the ads and marketing in general is complete garbage nowadays.

      However I have Windows and I never had to deal with any of this. I don't have these sneaky software. I purchased the BOX license though, separately. Preinstalled OEM's tend to be filled with garbage and actually I'm not sure who exactly is to blame for plugging crap in the preinstalled systems - microsoft, retailer or the manufacturers of the particular devices.

      Anyway holy balls, I'm sick of this entire marketing as well. Whenever you want to do/buy something, you have to be careful and read crappy walls of text to make sure you're not signing up for some sneaky utter crap. The way it all functions now sometimes makes we want to blow up few companies. :awwthanks:

  22. Nightcore is just edgy Alvin and the chipmunks singing amine.

  23. No hipsters. Don't be coming in here with your hairy faces, your vegan diets, your tiny feet and your sawdust bedding.

    NO WAIT, HAMSTERS! NO HAMSTERS!

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