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Happy Heart

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  1. "He ain't so stuck up once you get to--" BOOM!
  2. King of the Hill: No More Elves At the Table - YouTube
  3. * Sips obnoxiously * "Eh-heh-heh... Thirsty? "
  4. "Uh, I dunno. I thought they were kinda...dashing. "
  5. "Do the effects wear off? " "Uh, so far, no. No, they don't. " "Bello~! Ehh... Heh-heh-heh-heh! "
  6. "My dad always said a man's wallet should only hold cash, a razor blade and a lucky poker chip."
  7. "You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!!"
  8. "What!?" "Where. Is. My. Super. Suit?!" "I, uhh...put it away." "Where!?" "Why do you need to know?!"
  9. "No no no eating here tonight. You on a di-et! "
  10. "He looks like a girl!" "Yes, he does... An ugly girl."
  11. "And here, of course, is the new weapon you ordered." PFFFFT~ "No no no, I said 'dart gun', not-- Okay... " "OH! Yes. 'cause I was wondering, under what circumstances would we use this? "
  12. "So, you're saying that friendship contains within it an inherent obligation to maintain confidences?" "Well...yeah!" "Interesting... One more question - and perhaps I should have led with this:"
  13. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7di9ZSisEtU&pp=ygUhc2hyZWsgd2hhdCBraW5kIG9mIGtuaWdodCBhcmUgeW91
  14. "Dolph, tie up the brat. Liza, hold the book. Vincent, get the truck. And Keith... Darn it, change your name! That's not scary, and I'm embarrassed to say it. Boris, try that. Keith... Y'know? 'Ohh, pft... Watch out for KEITH.' "
  15. Oh yeah? Well, good riddance, you looney! "Rendevous with Star Command"...
  16. YOU. ARE. A. TOOOYYYYY!!! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear, you're an... Agh, you're an action figure! You are a child's plaything!
  17. "Once I, once all of us, believed in spending our lives in the service of something greater than ourselves. Aramis had his faith. Porthos, his lust for life. D'artagnan, his devotion. And I had Raoul. But we all had a common dream... That one day we would finally be able to serve a king worthy of the throne. It is what we dreamt, what we bled for, and what we have spent a lifetime waiting to see. I taught Raoul to believe in that dream; and now my son is dead... So now I am here to find out if his life was in vain. And the only one who can answer that...is you."
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