"And here, of course, is the new weapon you ordered."
PFFFFT~
"No no no, I said 'dart gun', not-- Okay... "
"OH! Yes. 'cause I was wondering, under what circumstances would we use this? "
"So, you're saying that friendship contains within it an inherent obligation to maintain confidences?"
"Well...yeah!"
"Interesting... One more question - and perhaps I should have led with this:"
"Dolph, tie up the brat.
Liza, hold the book.
Vincent, get the truck.
And Keith... Darn it, change your name! That's not scary, and I'm embarrassed to say it. Boris, try that.
Keith... Y'know? 'Ohh, pft... Watch out for KEITH.' "