Lord Chin Chin

Me: Dad, i feel bad the room is kind of spinning

Dad: Now you know what it feels like to drink

Me: Drinking makes u feel sick sopeople feel like this on purpose?!

Dad: *Gets cold beer can out of the fridge and holds it against my face* Fancy a drink?  (jokingly)

Me: **** no i dont want to touch that stuff ever 😓

Dad: Atta boy *messes my hair up and goes back to watcbing crappy daytime tv*

Please someone save me from the dad jokes and awful shows please 🤪