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Gun Metal Zebra

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  1. Do you remember that time when I hit the jackpot at the casino, and they paid me in chocolate coins?
  2. I don't, but I also have my finances under control: even when I buy something I don't really need, I still have plenty of money in the bank afterward. I built up my credit score largely by purchasing things I could get with cash on a credit card, and paying off the balance in full every month.
  3. I have never vaped, and I have no plans of starting.
  4. Apple wants me to update to MacOS Sequoia, but they are not offering a free Toyota Sequoia to go with it.
  5. Call me odd, but I never ate Lunchables when I was growing up, and I have continued that to the present day.
  6. George Michael is still alive, and he secretly moved to a distant galaxy.
  7. I purchased mixed nuts, 250 rounds of 10mm Auto target ammunition, and 40 rounds of 10mm Auto defensive ammunition.
  8. I was watching Takedown With Chris Hansen.
  9. I have never seen anyone at a golf course with a Universal refrigerant license trading in old R-12 refrigerant.
  10. In spite of having fair skin, I don't mind hot weather. I used to be an HVAC service technician, so that got me used to both hot and colt weather. I have found that I can get by just fine with proper hydration and sunscreen. I also think that one of the simple joys of summer is being able to wear shorts and sandals whenever I am not at work, the gun range, or the gym.
  11. Really? You started a fight on Saturday night after listening to an Elton John song?
  12. I don’t drink much nowadays, but my favorite beer would be Leffe, Hoegaarden, and Smithwick’s.
  13. That look on your face when you see the shipping charges after ordering a metric ton of strawberries and having them delivered in a CH-47 Chinook…
  14. I was goofing around online (Discord, Telegram, MLP Forums,) and listening to music.
  15. Do you remember that guy who goes around selling extended toothpick warranties? I am sick of him!
  16. Gun Metal Zebra

    mega thread Last Poster Wins

    I am still trying to figure that out.
  17. Gun Metal Zebra

    mega thread Last Poster Wins

    No one apparently hears about the win, though.
  18. It's perfectly legal to fart at Auto Zone.
  19. I bought some gasoline and groceries.
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