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Gun Metal Zebra

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  1. While there are cars that can be reliable if properly maintained when older, viz. Toyotas, I probably wouldn't go past 25 years, as even though a car can be reliable at 30 years of age or more, you will probably have to start replacing all kinds of seals that have degraded by then. Granted, in practice, one doesn't see too many cars of that age for sale in Minnesota, aside from collectors' items, as we use a lot of road salt in the winter, and frames often "rot" away from rust by then as a result.
  2. I don't care if you say this is a plumbing distributor! I want a container of canned soup and an F-16 delivered to my home by next Friday!
  3. Gun Metal Zebra

    mega thread Last Poster Wins

    That apparently happened 25 years ago due to an accounting error.
  4. Have you ever imported pony plushies, only to deal with all kinds of paperwork and questioning because the shipper decided to send them to you packaged inside of a BTR-80 APC?
  5. Gun Metal Zebra

    mega thread Last Poster Wins

    What if it becomes a complex phenomenon?
  6. I paid for some maintenance and front brake work for a 2013 Toyota Highlander.
  7. I was goofing around online.
  8. You gave me a cookie recipe, and one of the ingredients is Plutonium. What kind of baking am I doing here?
  9. Gun Metal Zebra

    mega thread Last Poster Wins

    I heard crinkling noises somewhere.
  10. I was wearing a dabbing zebra T-shirt, hiking shorts, and sandals (Luna Oso Flaco Winged Edition).
  11. Arnold Schwarzenegger once baked a cookie so heavy that only he could pick it up. This saved him the trouble of having to tell others to put that cookie down.
  12. Your wish has been granted. However, the tent is on fire. I wish I could retire from work.
  13. I bought the following: New work boots. Protein bars and snacks. A bunch of OEM parts to replace everything in a Glock 19 with the exception of the barrel, slide, and sights. The gun itself runs flawlessly, but its total round count is approaching 20,000, and I figure that a rebuild is cheap insurance.
  14. My interest in 10mm Auto is increasing.
  15. Your wish has been granted. However, the cubby no longer exists. I wish that I got paid to be a furry.
  16. Yes, I like some of it. Do you eat a lot of vegetables.
  17. Banned for playing golf with hand grenades.
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