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  1. Slumberlumber
    I told Octavia you smell bad.
  2. Slumberlumber
    Should share that with the medical community. As well as your boyfriends healing capabilities.
  3. Slumberlumber
    So.....the last one? And you have a spell for ruptured ears?
  4. Slumberlumber
    Does the immense bass from said raves not rupture your ear drums since you are both lycan AND bat and thus have twice the sensitive hearing? And do you to fight club meetings like the movie Fight club? Or do you actually fight club where you go to club meetings and fight everyone there? Both are entertaining.
  5. Slumberlumber
    We need more pleaseant people. Got enough buttholes as is.
  6. Slumberlumber
    Considering how much awfullness seems to be happeneing in the world, I'd say no. My dad says that you can never have too much of a good thing.
  7. Slumberlumber
    Yeah, but than he'd need to spend money. You know how expensive stews are these days? Even ingredients to make stews.
  8. Slumberlumber
    Listen closely child. Feel what they are trying to say! It is the dark lord Baal speaking to you! Do you feel him.... Stressed. This month has been the most expensive for my family so far, and my sibling and I are hoping we'll come out okay at the end. They got a job today though! So that's VERY good news.
  9. Slumberlumber
    I know! I know! A truck hit a kid then skidded on it's guts into the sidewalk spraying goop everywhere. Nailed it. ......What? All I got from that is your an enternal teen that suffers from hormones forever more and lives like other millennials and younger that can't afford a house yet (like myself), have a BIG fear of silver and hides the fact tat you can turn into a bat from your boyfriend strangely.
  10. Slumberlumber
    M-kay. Were you thinking I was hinting at the Winnipeg Jets?
  11. Slumberlumber
    Why should I be afraid of a sports team?
  12. Slumberlumber
    I win.
  13. Slumberlumber
    To bad you weren't a sentient JET. HA!
  14. Slumberlumber
    Fine. SHES a sentient plane. Happy? Every one still knows your secret.
  15. Slumberlumber
    So how does a bat/wolf/pony tri-brid.....live.
  16. Slumberlumber
    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. That's what it stands for?
  17. Slumberlumber

    Fan of, the batman?

    1. Sparklefan1234

      Sparklefan1234

      Yes, I'm a big fan of Batman and Spider-Man. 

    2. Slumberlumber

      Slumberlumber

      If they got into a gay relationship, would their hero team be, bat-spider?

    3. Sparklefan1234

      Sparklefan1234

      Spider-Bat

  18. Slumberlumber
    What's PJO?
  19. Slumberlumber
    And 150% monster. I bet you live in the shadows, don't you...
  20. Slumberlumber
    GUYS! GUYS! @ThePinkestofPonesADMITTED THAT HE'S A SENTIENT PLANE ACTING AS A PONY!
  21. Slumberlumber
    Conspiracy theory. Is Octavia not a unicorn, but a bat pony!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
  22. Slumberlumber
    You heard it here first folks. Octavias an animal killer.
  23. Slumberlumber
    (Voice of David Attenburough) Here we see the wild Octavia Scratch, stalking her prey through the wild grass of the African plain. With her magic horn, she lures her prey to a nearby watering hole. Than pounces when it's close!
  24. Slumberlumber
    That went from 0-100.
  25. Slumberlumber
    A late late late B-day gift from @ThePinkestofPones! Hawker in his lab coat.
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