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@ @@~Vanylla Sweetsu~ "Uh huh," Cosmo said with a flat amused state, "It's not that you just forgot to mention them, oh no! There was most absolutely certainly a full plan here." After giving his bro a hard time, Cosmo turned to Vanylla, "Well, either way, congratulations, and I hope to meet my god-daughters," he shifted his tone so that last word became a question, "soon." After Crimson's question, Cosmo had to speak up, "'Have you taught him anything useful'... I'd bet my bits that she taught him all the skills that he mixes up into his free style combat." @@Literally Snails "Well Tricis, it's a pleasure to meet you, I'm Cosmo, and from the times I've seen him fight, Sole must've learned an incredible amount from you."

@@NightWing (OOC: I'd rather we didn't get back into that stuff, sorry. Also, I changed Cosmo's back story. He never became Luna's apprentice or royal assassin and instead learned magic from his mother, Spectre.) Cosmo shook his head, "Maybe later. I've been working on that with my mother recently so I don't need to practice here, besides I'm more interested in how Crimson has kids..." @ (OOC: Don't you remember? Lyth pictured seven unicorn and earth pony foals in ninja training, probably throwing runed shurikens at each other. Idk, I forgot what Lyth looks like.) "Kids?!" Cosmo called out to Crimson, "I don't remember reading anything about even a pregnancy, let alone you having multiple children!"

@@NightWing A blue flash later and a plate was filling itself. "Ok... Salad, carrots, a pair of deliciously red apples, and a glass of water, all for Lyth." when he was done, Cosmo gave his marefriend the plate and then went on to start filling his own, "Now let's see, I want..." Cosmo's train of thought was disrupted by a large rumble in his stomach, reminding him of having missed dinner last night, "I want EVERYTHING" and he began filling his plate with samples of every food available.

@ @@NightWing "Well then North-East we go!" Cosmo loudly proclaimed as he swept Lyth of her hooves and rushed them off to the buffet. Having barely woken up in time for the party, Cosmo neglected to get any breakfast, so even though it hadn't been directly on his mind, it was still a top priority. "Wow this all looks good! What will you be having love?" he said to Lyth in a tone that gave away his complete oblivion to the ridiculousness of what he'd just done.

Cosmo's response wasn't out loud, he instead chose to pull her a bit closer for one of the sweet kisses he'd nearly gone mad missing. "I doubt it needs saying but I've missed you too my lovely Lyth. I got worried when Crimson didn't have you on the guest list," shaking his head in disappointment, he added, "I almost sunk as low as to question whether you'd make it."

"It really has been brother, too long. I'm glad to see you're doing so well." Cosmo returned the greeting with a bow. "I thought you the one he wrote about. It is wonderful to meet a mare who can handle this one," he lightly punched Crimson's shoulder, "Then again, I'm sure he learns proper manners when he's with you. I certainly show my best qualities when I'm with-"Cosmo was cut off by the entrance of his Marefriend. "LYTH!" Cosmo shouted happily, barely taking off himself when she appeared. "I'm so glad you're finally back! Maybe it's just been too long but you look even more beautiful than I remember."Taking a look at her gifts, Cosmo got a bit concerned, "I nearly brought my sword with me by accident, but I thought we'd bring gifts to the actual wedding... Do I need to teleport home for a minute..?"

"What time is it... Oh Buck, the party!" Cosmo nearly swore at himself for staying up until he remembered the ritual he been performing last night. It had been a while since he'd seen his friends, and sadly, even longer since he'd seen Lyth. After about an hour of hygiene maintenance and getting his outfit and belongings, Cosmo was ready to go meet up with everyone. As he approached the mansion, Cosmo saw a few faces he'd seen before but not his close friends Swordpoint or Crimson. "Actually... That mare looks like the girl he mentioned... His new mare friend right? Maybe I should introdu- Luna's frigid glare..." Cosmo shook his head and teleported his sword back home where he'd meant to leave it. "There won't be any fights today, this is meant to be a party. Now where is- " His thought cut off as he saw his water loving fire user of a best bro, "Crimson! Long time no see man!"

I'd probably start laughing like an idiot, mumbling about how surprised I was. I'd try to say something but my train of thought would hit literally every stop it could before I'd be able to speak properly. Then I'd probably arrange a date and end up telling her it would give me time to get my brains together. Only to try to correct that error for a minute before just dropping the whole situation with an, "I'll call you later, bye." I feel this could be a script for someone to follow if this ever happened to me.

Fenikku simply stared at her for a moment his entire body frozen in place then he said, "What?" once more. As his mind finally caught up with him, he began blinking and seemed out of breath, as if fighting had reduced his body to a death like state with certain exceptions, and now his body was waking back up. "How did I... When did you... Huh?" Fenikku was clearly bewildered by his surroundings for the time being.

(OOC: Even I don't know what dynamic means) Fenikku simply tried swiping up but felt a pang of fear mid swipe and stopped his blade beside Natsuki's head. He was afraid of hurting his mistress, even though he'd only been her servant for a couple hours at most, he felt like he'd been in her service for a couple of weeks. The pause severed his adrenaline rush and he lowered his arm with a simple "What?"

It took Fen a moment and a 7 foot slide to get the "really far" joke. He got back up and lunged again only this time , instead of rushing her, Fenikku put his weigh into a sideways slash, his feet firmly planted to prevent him from being tossed around again.

Fenikku barely heard his own name and he was already a few paces from Natsumi. His eyes were wide and excited but his other facial features were numbed as he focused on the match. He attacks were clearly brutish swings but when they hit, few stay standing.

After a moment of breathing, Fenikku looked back up with a smile, "That's more fun than thinking about bad stuff. Fen took the training staff and gave her his sword. After exchanging weapons, he followed her to the training area, eager to literally excercise his negative thoughts with a good sparring match.

"My day..? Ok... And I am loyal to you. But if you're cruel to me..." Fenikku glared at her for a moment, "I will get as angry as I did to my last master..." Fenikku looked down as he thought about the abusive master he'd had a few years ago. In a moment rage, he killed the man. Fortunately, people witnessed the amount of cruelty it took for Fenikku to snap. The judge liked him so his sentence was to join the army. After a year, he was allowed to leave but he decided he liked it there so he stayed.

Fenikku jumped a bit when he heard his mistress enter. "Did I do something bad? I sorry... Oh! My job is to hit stuff really hard! That's what my commanders have always wanted. Well... that and carrying stuff... And holding big stuff... Just being big and strong I guess... My job is to be big and strong and stuff! And to do what you tell me to!" Fenikku had veered from her exact question, but his enthusiasm hopefully made up for it.

As if reading his mind, Fenikku instantly lost his first response. As he sat there thinking about it, he finally decided, "Hitting stuff really hard!" He looked around but Natsumi was gone. Fearing another test, Fenikku sat there and patiently waited for her to show up with further commands for him.

(Dawn... Bro, he's not smart. 2/4 is a half but he won't, and to my knowledge isn't supposed to get that) Fenikku didn't understand her to begin with but it was all could manage just not bolting over to them. He was drooling inside his shut mouth and just staring at the treats.

"...Uh... I don't know, a lot?" Fenikku thought the last question was completely unrelated, "But what's the question..? I have 2 rations and four days... But 4 is bigger than 2! It doesn't fit!" Fenikku looked a bit panicked but shook his head. He looked at Natsumi, hoping for her to ask him a different question...

Fenikku took the plate and ate the sweet roll, assuming it was a reward for the right answer. However, he wasn't sure what the answer was as he are so he couldn't enjoy it enough. "I don't have that many fingers... Oh wait!" He paused for a moment, remembering to put the plate down, then pulled off his shoes. He counted in fives but eventually reached 50 on his last finger. Fenikku knew she had more sweet rolls, and in an act of visibly effort he counted by tapping his heel (No he didn't break the floor!) and managed to reach one hundred on his last toe. He smiled wide and said "20!" while balancing his whole body on his ass. A moment later his balance vanished and he fell on his back, still determined to get that sweet roll!

"...how many do I have to kill..? Twelve" Fenikku paused before understanding her question, "Oh! Uhh... Twelve divided by four is... 3!" Fen was holing his hands up, one of them holding 4 fingers, and the other holding 3. He was able to "divide" by counting up to five, up to five times.

"I can count very good, I can add and subtract, and I can multiply little numbers. I'm no good at duhvision and that's all my brother taught me." Fenikku was a worried about her questions and what she might want him to do. He came to this place to fight, not to think...

"Uhh... I can read any normal word less than 7 letters (or the equivalent of that in whatever language we speak here), and can write any words I know. That's what my brother said to me to tell people who ask that. He also said he'd teach me more when he came back from school, but he... I just said that... Will you teach me the other stuff?" Fenikku looked like a giant kid with the barely contained look of excitement on his face.

"Where's that?" Fenikku's frustration quickly receded and now he was simply confused. "Brother used to talk about that place when he taught me how to read. He said he was going there before... Before He killed him..." Fen shook his head and like rolling dice shuffled his thoughts, "Is it pretty there? Is there a bunch of caves? Is it a forest with bunnies and deer and other tasty stuff?!" Fen was on the verge of drooling but caught himself and closed his mouth.

"Umm... I don't know... My brother told me doors and stuff are made with hammers but I've never been very at those..." Fenikku cringed a bit as heard his home town blacksmith yelling at him for putting a hole in the side of his house. "Just tell what to do!" Fen shouted with a mix of frustration and desperation. He wasn't trying to be rude but trying to figure stuff out always made him bad because he never could.

"Um... With some glue?" Fen looked at her ashamed and sincere. Anyone else and she probably would've beaten the crap out of, but he really just that dumb. "I'm no good at thinking, I'm good at fighting... Not at fixing stuff I break though... I thought that's what you were gonna do? You fix stuff and I do what you say... right?"