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((OOC: Unfortunately, this thread has died. It was nice knowing this RP. But to all those still here, please join the "Life in Ponyville" RP! Please I promise, there is no Discord at all! I PROMISE!
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Byron looked over to the TV set, and saw Discere sitting there, jaw dropped. "Discere, don't you want some lunch? I can show you more human food!" Byron said. "Besides, it's not healthy for somepony to be watching that all day."
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"Well, I do have pony food, but I don't eat it. I keep it here in case of guests." Byron said. He pulled out the ingredients for the meals, and started preparing them. Grass cakes for Asteria and a CLT for Lapis. Byron made 2 CLTs. He put the food on plates, and served the food. He then took one of the CLTs, and poured his "Earth Sauce" on it. It glimmered and shined for a bit, and there was a BLT, the Earth equivalent of a CLT. "Neat, huh?" Byron said. "I actually built this house myself, Lapis." Byron said. "Not meaning to brag, but it's completely state-of-the-art."
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Byron answered from the kitchen. "We call our planet 'Earth'. I don't know how I got here, all I remember is a bright light, Celestia's voice, I forget what she said, and here I was. By go back, I meant that I had met Twilight, and she offered to send me back, but I declined. So, what do you want for lunch, you two?"
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"You know, Discere, in my world, it's bad to just sit there in front of the TV. It is supposed to hurt your eyes or something..." Byron said. Byron decided to make lunch for his guests. "So, what you guys want for lunch? I don't have much pony food, but alot of Human world food."
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"Ok, uhmm... The human world is full of war at the moment. Horrible. One of the reasons I never go back. My species consumes things related to your foods, like bacon. But yours is hay. So I made that 'sauce' to make anything in this world taste like it would in the human world. My world has many governments, from democracy to oligarchy." Byron replied. He then turned to Asteria. "Humans do write about ponies without permission, and yes, some sick people even write about ponies having, uhh, sexual relations." Byron said. "Anything else?"
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Why. Why would you even say that. Sure, we have cloppers, but no furries here! NONE AT ALL! NONE! NOT ONE!
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"Yeah, I see you like Twilight Sparkle." Byron said. Byron turned to Lapis. "By the way, just saying, in the human world, there are some people who, er, write stories about other ponies in... well... very special relationships. So... Yeah..." Byron was getting awkward, wishing he didn't say that. Humans could be SICK.
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((OOC: Sorry. I play minecraft, and I keep thinking Lapis is with a Z )) "I'm happy to answer any questions you have to ask me." Byron said. Byron sat down on hit metal chair, and waited for the questions.
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I need some advice on a tattoo I might be getting soon
~Muffin of Chaos~ replied to Tenor Clef's topic in General Discussion
Do it. DO IT NOW. AND POST A PICTURE ONLINE. WE ALL WANNA SEE A VYNIL SCRATCH TATTOO! And I mean everypony will wanna see it, don't think about what others will say! Just do it if you want to! It's your choice. -
"It can show you many things, some of the human world." Byron said. Byron switched it to a reality TV show, where there was a "thing" standing on 2 legs with fingers, wearing clothes. "That's a human." Byron said. Byron turned to Lapiz. "Believe me now? Byron said.
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Byron nodded. "Follow me." Byron said. He lead them to his underground hidden house. There, on his desk, was a television. "If this is not proof enough..." Byron turned on the tv to some channel called "Hub", and there it was, a show about Equestria. "See?" Byron said.
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Byron nodded slowly, as Discere told everyone his story. "It's all true..." Byron said. "Discere was the first pony I ever met in Equestria. He helped me. If it weren't for him, I would still be lost and confused. And for the record, I am not a hummus, that's actually a kind of dip in the HUMAN world."
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Byron shook his head. "Discere, no, it's time people know who I really am." Byron said. "If we don't tell them, we'll be holding onto a huge secret for all eternity. Might as well tell them..." Byron looked down at the floor.
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Byron was wondering why Discere wasn't saying anything. Surely he wouldn't tell the others about where he came from... But they don't trust him right now. "You can tell them now, Discere." Byron said.
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Byron signaled Discere that this had something to do with where he came from, which he does by stamping his front left and back right hooves, then derping his eyes for 3 seconds, then blinking 10 times in quick succession. Of course, this would make most people think there was something wrong with him, but Discere would know.
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"I... Uh... It's my special sauce! Yeah!" Byron said, obviously lying. " I have, uhh, put some in the hay bacon, to see what you guys thought of it!" Byron was sweating very fast, now completely obvious he was lying.
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Byron noticed that Asteria was looking at the food, strangely, and Discere was drooling, unmoving.. Byron broke off a piece of the hay bacon, and tasted it. It tasted just like Earth bacon. Byron pulled out his Earth-tasting potion, and noticed a small hole in the bottom. Everybody was looking at him and his potion.
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Byron finished up his bacon, and moved into the living room. Byron felt... empty without his TV. That reminded him. He was robbed. If anypony found out about the television, his secret would be out! Everypony would know where he was from.
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Byron saw Lapis and Asteria walking into the kitchen. "Oh! Uh... Morning!" Byron said. "Breakfast today is HAY BACON AND PANCAKES!" When Byron yelled the food for today, he raised his arms up high, accidentally dripping his Earth-taste sauce on the rest of the hay bacon.
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"They're asleep." Byron said. "You may not know this about me, but I make potions. I gave them a special potion to keep them asleep longer. It's not poison, and I can wake them up at any time." Byron began to eat his hay bacon, happy that his secret sauce worked, making it taste like Earth bacon.
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Things You Dislike About the MLP Fandom
~Muffin of Chaos~ replied to Xievie's topic in Sugarcube Corner
I hate cloppers and shippers 'nuff said. I just don't see why anyone would do that. Thats why Howard Stern hates bronies! -
"The fourth wall is what Pinkie is always talking about." Byron said. "The fourth wall is like the screen of a telev- Er, what my species watches us on. She says she can see us watching." Byron was concealing his Earth-tasting potion, but a drop fell on Discere's bacon.
