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  1. ParsoOfEquestria
    the past week of playing GTA Online with a friend has been nothing but hilarious shenanigans, I just wish I had a way of recording Xbox that worked.
     
    1. we found one of those Vinewood Tours roofless buses. I was driving, my mate was standing in the back, at random moments, the bus didn't like someone standing in it and would randomly jump around as if it was a rearing horse, sometimes throwing us all over the place
     
    2. using said bus, we drove through the city slowly past a player and managed to perform THE best drive-by kill with a bus. making the guy mad and go through lengths to get a tank just to get us back, to which we hopped out of the bus, passive mode and walked around the tank as he was trying to run us over until he left the game.
     
    3.we were driving along the freeway in a SUV and my friend noticed a guy in a plane coming after us, flying low to try and kamikaze, I think. just before he was going to hit us, my mate managed to kill him in the plane before he could land on us
     
    4.at the airport, trying to open the back slide of a titan plane, the only way to open it is by punching it, I tried punching, didn't open. I kept trying and then all of a sudden, the plane explodes, killing us both and his death saying I did it
     
    5.base jumping out of fun off the summit of mount chillad we tried to land in the nearest town, he landed safely and then I land on the road and as soon as my feet touch ground, I'm instantly hit by a car and killed
     
    6.I was in a helicopter and went to go pick him up, though I came down a little too fast and accidentally scooped him up off the ground, killing him instantly
  2. ParsoOfEquestria
    I remember a few years back, the idea of an apocalypse-based MMOFPS sounded like an awesome idea to try and create. though now, there are too many apocalypse-MMOFPS' and they all play out the exact same! games like DayZ, WarZ and Nether to name a few share massive similarities (though I am aware WarZ is a DayZ rip-off) but they are all PvE/PvP trust issue survival. most of the time playing these games myself make me wonder, "wow are there really NPC enemies that are trying to kill me too?". my point is that they are all following the same path. so the biggest idea of surviving an apocalypse is not to stick together and survive like a logical person, it's to kill the next poor bastard you see and hope he has something better
  3. ParsoOfEquestria

    Christmas time

    By ParsoOfEquestria,

    I've been a bad boy
    This year
    I'm not gonna get
    Any Christmas gift
     
    Santa's rules
    Are very clear
    I get a lump of coal
    On the twentyfifth
     
    My stocking
    Won't contain
    No treat
    Or candy cane
     
    You see a bad boy
    Right here
    Santa will skip me
    On this years shift
     
    Listen all
     
    You'll get no trip to spain
    If you're crawling in a fast lane
    No winter coat for you
    If you p*ss beside the lue
     
    Let's kick it up a notch, shall we?
     
    Forget about that laptop case
    If you drew a big d*ck
    On your sleeping friend's face
     
    Hey now, that's rude
     
    You get no bottle of wine
    If you cheat when you play online
     
    That's just wrong, and you know it, you b*stards
     
    I've been a bad boy
    This year
    I'm not gonna get
    Any Christmas gift
     
    Santa's rules are
    Very clear
    I get a lump of
    Coal on the twentyfifth
     
    You better believe it
     
    My stocking
    Won't contain
    No treat or
    Candy cane
     
    You see a bad boy
    Right here
    Santa will skip me
    On this years shift
     
    Uh, hang on
     
    You won't get a rock guitar
    If you robbed an armoured car
    You'll get no pyjama dress
    If you work for the IRS
     
    Ah yeah, that escalated quickly, didn't it
    Wait, it gets worse
     
    Forget about those poker decks
    If you date your best friend's ex
    And definitely no watch for you
    If you ask a woman when she's due
     
    And it turns out she just
    you know
    Could use a little exercise
    All together now
     
    I've been a bad boy
    This year
    I'm not gonna get
    Any Christmas gift
     
    Santa's rules
    Are very clear
    I get a lump of coal
    On the twentyfifth
     
    My stocking
    Won't contain
    No treat
    Or candy cane
     
    You see a bad boy
    Right here
    Santa will skip me
    On this years shift
     
    Santa will skip me
    On this years shift
     
    Santa will skip me
    On this years shift
     
    ~Hoxton-I've Been a Bad Boy- A Merry Payday Christmas Soundtrack
  4. ParsoOfEquestria
    normally when Killing Floor was to get an update, I'd be bouncing around my room happy to see the new weapons, event maps and specimens. so much I even started a video series. but the latest update for Christmas 2013 has to be the most laziest and disappointing update of all

    The two new maps are community made, I could have downloaded them if I wanted them earlier
    the maps have no Objective mode
    the maps Hell and Forgotten have nothing to do with the theme of the Christmas event
    no new DLC
    no new weapons
    Christmas zeds are missing half their dialogue lines
    only new thing they added was a recreation of their character from 'The Ball'

    I am a massive fan of Killing Floor, and it makes me sad how lazy this update was just chucked on after I was looking forward to it. I'm not even going to waste my time with a video on this event
  7. ParsoOfEquestria
    Enter the Dominatrix is a mission DLC addon for Saints Row IV. After playing through the missions, I swear, I've never laughed so much in ever. the humour was silly and crazy, much in the same way as the base game, but a whole lot more.
     
    some of you may be thinking about the name, well, YES there will be gimps. gimps trying to beat you to death with giant...pleasure devices. I literally burst out laughing when I saw the name of the new tank, the 'Dildozer'. though I was glad to see the return of a couple characters from the previous Saints Row games
     
    overall, I enjoyed it, though it could have been a little bit longer storywise. however, it was extremely hilarious and I'm glad I have the option to repeat those missions
  8. ParsoOfEquestria
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOkBxauhKpY
    having a look through the workshop to come across Snuff, an objective mode killing floor mod
    Snuff mod by Sharkboner
    http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=171724782
  9. ParsoOfEquestria
    Whats this? The exact mission that the ACB didn't want me to play, you can clearly see how that turned out. This is Shaundi's Loyalty Mission for Saints Row IV, however, due to the use of narcotics, was censored from the Australian edition
     
    That'll send the ACB a message about trying to stop me
  10. ParsoOfEquestria
    this Recently realeased title, is infact not a DLC nor a standalone. it is in fact a character generator made to build your character before playing the game to save time during the actual game. I took the liberty of creating my badass character for it

    I also scoped out a couple "totally subtle" references to minecraft


    Its free, you do not need the game in order to run this
  13. ParsoOfEquestria
    I was playing the Sims 3, like I do when I have nothing better to do. My goal was to start off with one character and develop a full family. everyone is given a phone to take everywhere, but sometimes it can ring at the WORST possible times, like this:

    out of all the moments to spoil, it was that one!
  14. ParsoOfEquestria
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMaM0N10fbo
    I love it when Killing Floor gets an update, because that means there's a new event out. Perfect opportunity for another video. Today I look at the Summer Sideshow Pier of Pain event and the Steampunk Community Weapon Pack DLC
  15. ParsoOfEquestria
    looking along the games on my steam account, i read some news on Payday 2, that aparently there is a web series coming out

    episode 1, it looks good in my opinion, but I am upset on the fact that Hoxton isn't English on the episode
  16. ParsoOfEquestria
    I was playing Fallout New Vegas, as I normally would, just checking out some new mods I put onto the game until I found this

    and, well this is a Fallout game, and me being me, did something about it

  22. ParsoOfEquestria
    if you remember PAYDAY: The Heist. the game where you play as a group of criminals and perform heists.
     
    I only just heard there is a sequel announced, PAYDAY 2.
     

     
    I have to say, I'm quite pumped for this, shall be waiting ever so patie- I WANT IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
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