Discordian

I've had some training with poisonous reptiles. I can handle snakes unless they're too big for me.

I haven't had much contact with any animal outside of cats and dogs. I could be doing the tough guy act without realizing it. Maybe I have a secret fear of snakes! xD

Snakes are pretty harmless unless you screw with them. You essentially need to be an object to them, not a prey or predator.