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I know this isn't on the list, but my favourite movie is Idiocracy.

I'm obsessed with ponies. Derp. I'm also obsessed with people think of me as insane. Be it close friends or new teachers. Also obsessed with the color red. /)*3*( Everything needs to have a tophat and monocle. EVERYTHING. I always pretend to be Russian, just because my name is Ivan. Vodka. Just vodka. Whenever I'm walking around, alone, and things happen (Anything like a tree branch breaking or spilling milk), I think of a way I could have died from that. I always need to have some sort of weapon wherever I go. Preferably a pencil. Every number needs to be 413. EVERY NUMBER. Because of my small size and weight, I'm always hopping up and down when I'm with friends to make it seem like I'm taller. I also grab them by the neck and pull them down to my size when I talk to them. If I read a story or play a video game, I daydream about me being inside of it, as a character. Knives. Everyone has to be my friend! The enter key is my bestest friend! Next to spelling and grammar, of course. Telling people that I suck at English. That's all I can remember right now. Sorry for a such a short list.

Pfft. I had a girlfriend in Preschool. But for a long part of my life, after I had moved to a different school, I thought of girls as demons. Oh yeah, and in the Fifth grade, I found dudes pretty attractive. I've never actually been very attracted to women at a young age,.

When I heard you were back, I literally exploded with happiness. It was really messy. I <3 you!

I'll do the opposite of Aureity. If things don't speed up in a day, Speed will wake.

Oh, gosh. I'm in there. Spamming. Bad memories are bad. I was such a freaking hypocrite...

I wonder how Speed will react to fancy clothes... Anyways, I have a question. It's for when Speed finds out what her element is... how exactly am I supposed to show that she's found out her element? Could I possibly have an example of a post where somepony found out their element? I'm too lazy to search through the thread for the scene where they all find their elements.

Speed let out a sigh of relief and set off in the direction that Crystal had pointed. "And if you've forgotten my name, I'm Speed," After a few steps, Speed had already regret not going to that hospital. But she was not going to show any more weakness. She continued walking on in the direction of the Inn. Never. Fly. Again. You suck at it, Speed. Every time you've tried to fly, you've nearly killed yourself. You are not a pegasus. You are a human. Don't use those wings. Ever. After a while, Speed had finally found the Inn. Speed remembered the first time she had gone in that Inn, tired. The pony named Serah had fallen to the floor in that Inn, but she didn't bother to help. Speed had drifted off to sleep, having odd dreams and nightmares while the other ponies had been saving this land from that Discord creature. And only a bit earlier, Speed had woken up on the edge of the forest. Those other ponies were heroes, Speed wasn't. She was just a girl that had been turned into a pegasus. Avoiding all surprised looks from other ponies, Speed found the room that the Peach pony had bought for her. Peach was the generous pony, who helped out some humans that she didn't even know. And what had Speed done in return? Disappear. Speed walked over to the bathroom to wash off her face, and after she had done that, had gone to bed and drifted off to sleep...

"No really, I'm fine!" Speed assured the other pony. She forced a smile onto her face. "It's really nothing. I've been through a lot worse..." Yeah, but you went to the hospital for those... Speed opened her wings to show that she was fine, but she still winced in pain as she opened them. They weren't as badly injured as her face, though. "I just need to rest for a bit and wash off my face. Where exactly is the Inn?" She tried to change the subject, looking around for the Inn. She noticed some other ponies off in the distance. They were both from the group. One was Electro, and the other pony she did not remember the name of the other one.

Do I really want go to a pony hospital? What do I say, 'I tried to fly and broke my face'? They'd probably expect all pegasi to be able to fly, and for all pegasi to not be human. Speed smiled nervously and looked at Crystal. "I'm... I'm fine," She lied, "I just need to... to wash it off. And maybe I'll need a band-aid..." She knew that the other pony would not believe this, but she did not want to go over to that hospital. She didn't want anyone in this world to know she was human. If I told anybody I was a human, they'd probably freak! First they have that awful Discord thing taking over, and then have humans in their world! They would probably banish me! Or throw me in a dungeon! Or throw me in a dungeon in the place that they banished me to! Speed tried to back away from the hospital, slowly, but Speed was so caught up in her thoughts, that she tripped over a rock and landed on her already bruised and bleeding head. She knew that this showed even more weakness to the other pony, who would probably end up forcing her to go. She sighed and got back up, looking away from the hospital. She really didn't want to go there...

How about this? http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSUZZXGbipc&feature=related I really think I need a sonic song for Speed, considering she did almost name herself sonic.

Speed theme song?

Hello there Speed! There was a new voice now, different than the other one. This one seemed like it was enjoying itself. Seemed like it was laughing. Sorry I didn't visit you earlier, like I did the other ponies. You just seemed so... boring in that little slumber of yours. But I cannot lie, that was not the only reason. I don't like you, Speed. You're a pegasus, but you can't fly! You're a loser! "LOSER?!" Speed became enraged when she heard those words. "I am not a loser. I'm simply not meant to fly. I'm a human!" She got up and looked around.There were three more humans in front of her. Them... Speed thought. It was those idiot girls. Speed decided that it was time to face them. To fight them. Speed dashed towards the girls, who continued to smile. The oldest of the three girls raised her hand, and Speed saw the rock in it. But this time, instead of throwing it, the girl raised another hand, and Speed saw a red pair of glasses in it. The girl dropped the glasses on the ground, and raised the rock high into the air... The girl slammed the rock down onto the pair of glasses. The glasses were shattered into a million pieces, and Speed started to cry. She collapsed to the ground, and look up at the girls, who were still smiling. Speed's vision started to fade away... -- "NO!" Speed screamed, waking from her nap. She looked around to see where she was. She was on the back of the pegasus she had seen earlier. He had come to help her. How embarrassing... She thought, feeling pain on her face. She put a hoof on her face and felt... blood. Lots of blood. She was lucky that her skull didn't crack. She looked back down to the pony that was carrying her. "Could you... could you please put me down?"

Now, there's not much an unconscious mare can do. Your character can just simply leave her there, or he could take her to shelter. Or he can just sit there and wait for Speed to wake up, but I'll be waiting for some more people to post before Speed wakes up because she can't just wake up right away.

Looking up, Speed noticed another pony from the group. A pegasus. He was... flying. Had all the other pegasi learned how to fly, but her? Speed was not going to let this happen. She was determined to fly. She was going to fly better than the other ponies! Speed closed her eyes. She needed to concentrate. She flapped her wings a bit before charging towards the town. She leaped into the air, opening her wings. She started flapping them while in the air, and was almost as high in the air as the other pony. . Speed was counting the seconds that she was in the air. One... Two... Three... Four... Five... Five seconds was as long as she could stay up there. After that, she started falling towards the ground. The air was rushing into her face and she closed her eyes. She was sure that a bug had flied into her mouth. Soon her face had landed in the ground and she was unconscious again. -- Back so soon, Speed? That's good, I missed you. Speed was in the same dream again, with the same voice talking to her. She was annoyed by it. "You never did tell me who you were..." Speed said, wondering who or what the voice was. Speed looked down, and noticed something. She had hands again. Hands and feet. She was human. Speed, I'll think I'll leave it to you to figure out who I am. If you haven't found out by the time you know your real name, I'll tell you myself. It's more fun that way. Speed was even more annoyed and frustrated. She closed her eyes, and sat down. She was just going to wait there until she woke up again...

Most of that space was just the enter key, though.

Look at Super, overusing the enter key to make his post look long, when it's actually very short. Now he can fit in! Huzzah! (I'm not implying that you guys don't make long posts. I'm implying that I'm pretending to make a long post so I can fit in. )

With all this action going on, where in Equestria is Speed? I mean, she's obviously the first pony you'd think of when it comes to battling evil monsters with names that start with the letter D, correct? Right? Hello? "What?" Speed said to the voice, getting up off of the ground. She seemed to be in some sort of dark, grey, box. Though, it seemed to go on forever. "You aren't making any sense!" But what fun is there in making sense? You never did when you were younger! You were the craziest kid in school, Speed! A memory flashed through Speed's mind. A small girl with red hair and glasses standing in a playground. A park, possibly? Well, that didn't matter. The girl was running around, all the other kids running away from her. What was that she was doing? Barking? What silliness is this? One thing was for sure though, that girl was fast! Knocking down the other kids, and laughing at them. To any adult, she would have looked so adorable, but to the children, she was a nightmare. This child was insane! This child was... Speed. "That was in the past. I was a child! I've changed!" Speed snapped at the voice, "Now tell me, who are you?" Oh, really? You haven't changed? You're not crazy? You think you're in a world full of candy-colored horses that can use magic and fly! Is that not crazy to you, Speed? "That horse stuff is all just a dream. I'm enjoying it, just as any girl would!" If that's a dream, then what is this? Do you think this is real life? Or do you think this is a dream inside of a dream? This isn't Inception, girl! You are still crazy, believe me. The only thing stopping you from showing it in public are those other girls... Another memory rushed through Speeds mind. All of the children were on the floor, and the little girl was laughing. But, there were three girls that Speed had not noticed. The popular girls. They were laughing at her. The bully was being bullied. Speed could not let this happen! Speed dashed towards the girls, who continued to smile. The oldest of the three girls raised her hand, and Speed saw the rock in it. Before Speed could do anything, the rock had collided with her head and she was on the ground, unconscious. Oh, those girls. You never liked them, even when you were a small child. And they could still be with you now. Have you ever noticed that there are three other girls in this group? One, or even all of them could be those girls. How can you trust them? Speed remained silent after this. What if the other ponies were the popular girls? What if they had come to this land, too? Before Speed could finish her thought, she woke up... She was back in that forest, but not lost. The town of Ponyville was right in front of her. What was that the voice was saying about a battle?

Alrighty then, time to come up with an excuse for Speed's disappearance!

I think I'll wait until you guys are done with Discord for me to put Speed back in. This is all way too confusing for me right now.

Maybe if I were to get a summary of what has happened I could try to fit myself in and come up with an explanation for Speed's disappearance. It would be easier than reading all the walls of text from page 10 and on.