Astral Empyrean

It just turned from a welcome topic to a talk about guns. I hope no one notices.

hehehehe(nervous laugh) We wish no one would notice! But most people who do would just jump into it. I mean who dosn't love chatting about pure idiocy on some random thread?

I see what you mean.

 

 

 

EVERYONE, JUST DISREGARD OUR LAST FEW POSTS! A'IGHT? A'IGHT!

 

 

It's cool...

 

Well, a musket doesn't pierce, it punches. Bones are shattered and turned into splinters that tear into tissue, being lead it flattens on impact.

 

Your silly little modern day bullets are nothing compared to the minie ball or musket ball!

Ummmm. I think our last few posts were dumb enough and detailed enough that its gonna be the only thing that anyone remembers... We are screwed. And if thats the case... How about I just snipe you with my uncles 50.cal BMG, or mow you down with my assault rifle? Ahh My Gerd! Here we go again... I think it would be in our best interest to stop here... 

As my friend says "A .22 would only piss somebody off"

 

I imagine you'd have to unload an entire drum magazine to do any serious damage.

 

EFF THIS, TIME TO UPGRADE TO A TRAPDOOR SPRINGFIELD! circa 1870's!

You wish! a .22 would kill you easy! one well placed shot and your gone. It may be small... but remember, its still a chunk of lead moving 2x faster than the speed of sound. And if it hits you right... Your a gonner

Hmmmm. Yeah.... You would be screwed. I could have melee d you with a kitchen knife before you would shoot me. But I would bring a .22 cal pistol to say we both have guns at a gun fight. I would use a small caliber because you wouldn't stand a chance no matter what... And then I get bragging rights for getting you with a tiny .22

Has anyone realized that this originally was a thread meant for welcoming new people... And that the topic has gone so far off topic that I don't think its salvageable? Oops

As my friend says "A .22 would only piss somebody off"

 

I imagine you'd have to unload an entire drum magazine to do any serious damage.

 

EFF THIS, TIME TO UPGRADE TO A TRAPDOOR SPRINGFIELD! circa 1870's!

You wish! a .22 would kill you easy! one well placed shot and your gone. It may be small... but remember, its still a chunk of lead moving 2x faster than the speed of sound. And if it hits you right... Your a gonner

HOW DARE YOUR SIR!

 

*-10000000 respect for calling fluttershy evil*

FLUTTERSHY IS PURE, SACRED, LOVING, CARING, KIND, GENEROUS, HOLY, UNCONTAMINATED, THE PUREST FORM OF LOVE!

 

I'd have the best shoot out of all! But it would take a long time considering i'd be firing 3 rounds a minute...

Hmmmm. Yeah.... You would be screwed. I could have melee d you with a kitchen knife before you would shoot me. But I would bring a .22 cal pistol to say we both have guns at a gun fight. I would use a small caliber because you wouldn't stand a chance no matter what... And then I get bragging rights for getting you with a tiny .22

Hahaha! Your both wrong! Fluttershy is part of the evil plans! She acts frail to confuse you and make you think she is kind... She's out to get your mind! But I might as well play along with this while it roles.

Ohhh no this the worst, absolute worst possible thing that could happen!(In Raritys voice)

I will save you Fluttershy!

*Runs and grabs redneck arsenal of M4A1, 12 Gauge, Pistol, And Beer*

*Gathers a good AppleJack accent*

*Gets in pickup truck and drinks beer*

*Saves Fluttershy while drunk*

*Protects Fluttershy while drunk*

*Shoot out occurs while drunk*

*Redneck saves day and sobers up*

Everyone makes fun of the redneck until the zombie Apocalypse or a pony is involved... 

I humor myself too much...

I know! me and history are a riot... Well moments like this rarely happen, But things are more special when they are a Rarity.

Its just a joke I use to make people snicker. Besides... What would not be awesome about ponys with guns, like Team Fortress 2 mods. 

Welcome! I have dubbed-ith thy self ~Gen. Chaseman~, And I welcome you to the MLP world domination website...  I mean MLP Forums! This is so not a secret military group that brain washes you with ponys! I mean we love spreading the love and tolerance! Its nice to see MLP spread to new victims...  I mean people! Crap! I've said too much!!!!

Welcome! I have dubbed-ith thy self ~Gen. Chaseman~, And I welcome you to the MLP world domination website...  I mean MLP Forums! This is so not a secret military group that brain washes you with ponys! I mean we love spreading the love and tolerance! Its nice to see MLP spread to new victims...  I mean people! Crap! I've said too much!!!!

Welcome! I have dubbed-ith thy self ~Gen. Chaseman~, And I welcome you to the MLP world domination website...  I mean MLP Forums! This is so not a secret military group that brain washes you with ponys! I mean we love spreading the love and tolerance! Its nice to see MLP spread to new victims...  I mean people! Crap! I've said too much!!!!

Welcome! I have dubbed-ith thy self ~Gen. Chaseman~, And I welcome you to the MLP world domination website...  I mean MLP Forums! This is so not a secret military group that brain washes you with ponys! I mean we love spreading the love and tolerance! Its nice to see MLP spread to new victims...  I mean people! Crap! I've said too much!!!!

Thank you all, for your support during these times. I maybe able to brave through the worst of life... But the loss of an 8 year friend is hard. I thank you all for your support. I wish you a Happy New Year...

As you raise your glasses and lite off fireworks tonight, please send a prayer heavenward for our sweetest and gentlest Great Dane, Clouseau. We lost him this evening. He broke his femur, and being such a big and elderly gentleman he could not have recovered and had a good rest of his life. We had to let him go. A bitter end to the year, but his sweet nature and wonderful disposition are what we will be toasting tonight. To a better 2013, and one dedicated to my family's passed partner...

As the sought after time draws nearer and nearer, I make another post to spread laughter and cheer. So I leave this video of Jeff Dunham's Night Before X-Mas Story for you to enjoy. Please be aware that strong language and possibly offensive lines. But either way...Enjoy and May We All Be Blessed This Holiday Season.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifK-k8Ii8Xw

Merry Christmas to you as well, and a Happy New Year!!!    OMG, those pony pics!!  The stocking pic, oh my, the stocking pic!!!!!!!  I WANT A PONY IN MY STOCKING NOW!!!!!!!!!  DO IT SANTA!!!!!!!!!!! 

HAHAHAHAHA. You and me both! I wan't all of'em and I aint sharing! Just joking, As a Brony I must uphold peace, love and tolerance! But even though I'm a Brony im the last 14 year old you wanna piss off! And if you do peace, love, and tolerance DE-ACTIVATED! I mean, I carry a can of pepper spray on me when I go some where, Along with a 3 inch Marines Survival Knife. Damn Im paranoid! Better to have than have not in a needed situation though... Now back to the original topic... Merry X-Mas! 

Merry Christmas bro! Thank you for your joyful looking pictures of Christmas MLP stuff. I assume since this is general discussion that this isn't your art, but thanks for finding it anyways!

 

Merry Christmas, hope you have fun doing whatever you decide to do!

If you have visited my profile you will know that I have no talent with art, BUT...Plenty of talent with a gun and a bow and arrow. And yes, Your welcome for the pictures! Everyone deserves a merry X-mas. Especially our soldiers on deployment. 

Merry Christmas to you too dude! Don't drink to much fruit punch at those Christmas parties!

 

Knowing me I'll probably stuff myself with cookies and milk. 

Last time I checked...Me and my dad would be the ones to spike the punch. And then only tell our closest family not to drink the punch, but still not say whats in it... My favorite prank I got from an MLP fan-fic. Rainbow Dash and Friends, The Wonderbolts, and a couple other ponys were staying at the castle, And RD and Luna put ground pepper in Celestia's morning coffee, and in the guards coffee. I love that prank!

Wouldn't he already know what he looked like and his name then? If he's been in trouble before the officer wouldn't need to stop random kids in the hall...

I have no clue...But thats what he told me. In fact thats the first I have ever really thought about that response he gave me? It may not have been the straight answer

Somebody probably had contraband and he was trying to find them before they dumped them. You must have looked suspicious doing whatever you were doing.

Actually  No. He was looking for the schools one and only bad apple, homie, drug user, mo fo. A kid named Tyland. Why? he was skipping class and he was already on Officer Bennett's bad list for doing drugs.

Well. I just felt like lifting everyone into the Holiday mood by saying: Merry X-Mas to All and May we all be blessed this season. And to lift the mood more... Some MLP X-Mas pictures. 

Wow! Thats amazing! I have that same kind of relationship with my high schools SRO (Student Resource Officer). Me and my friends call him Officer Bennett. And the way we became friends was really weird too! I was walking down the hall to go to my locker, and as I walked by him he yelled "WHATS YOUR NAME KID?!" I said "Chase, Sir" His reply was "Whats your last name?" "Colucci, Sir" And then he looked at me and says "Damn! Your not the kid i'm looking for, But stay out of trouble". And after that we became friends! Weird way to make an introduction huh?

Welcome! I have dubbed-ith thy self ~General Chaseman~, And I welcome you to the MLP world domination website...  I mean MLP Forums! This is so not a secret military group that brain washes you with ponys! I mean we love spreading the love and tolerance! Its nice to see MLP spread to new victims...  I mean people! Crap! I've said too much!!!!

I saw these movies recently too. I have to say though that I like the first one a whole lot more then the second and third one. The first one just offers more in my opinion plus the 2 and 3 kill off some of my favorite characters If they got rid of burt in either of them I would of just thrown the tv out of the window. Since he was the only character I really liked left after they killed everyone off. Anyways I think I'm gonna try to find the fourth movie since I haven't watched it yet

That movie won't have any of the current characters from 1,2,and 3. Its a pre-sequel. It basically is about what, and how they dealt with the worms back in the early 1900s. When the town was a massive mining community. 

FYI, there is a fourth movie.

It's all about the ancestors of most of the people from Tremors 1 and how they dealt with the worms "back in the day."  I've thoroughly enjoyed every single one.

I must admit... I haven't bothered to watch the fourth movie. AkA: the pre-sequel to the tremors movies. But I plan on watching it soon. How about after I finish watching the Expendables!

don't forget the TV show that no one see

syfy is the worst chanel kill all good things we love

 

i remember these movie that my teacher tell us to watch it

so we know about animals that can move in sand

Seems like a weird way to learn about how animals move through the dirt...But okay with me if you get to watch a good movie! Because I hate those Educational movies in school...Blahhhh

My favorite scene was the one with Kevin Bacon, all of them.

 

As a kid, I never trully understood much of the stuff that was going on. The only thing I knew is that, explosions=greatest movie ever! I've gotta watch those movies again someday.

Yes! Movies with big guns, explosions, and men with lots-o-knowledge about guns make the movies awesome! And by far the best explosion is when that guys "fortress" blows up with a mushroom cloud! I wonder how much C4 that scene needed! 

The sad is that I knew the parody in Sponge Bob earlier before the actual movie. Ye know, that one with big alaskan bull worm or whatever.

The movie has a good effect for that era, though.

It sure did! And considering that it was the 1990s, that movie, even though rated R was an was awesome family  movie! And yes I have seen the Alaskan Bull Worm episode or whatever it was. And I really don't like spongebob either. I think of that show as 2 boobs running around blowing bubbles.

Well. From what it looks like, I just love posting about movies i've seen, and movies that are good to see! But any-who. I have recently watched the movie Tremors 1,2, and 3. And I have to say that they are awesome movies! Explosions, Guns, Rednecks, Doomsday Preppers, Prehistoric Worms, Etc! This movie is about giant worms that dwell under ground going around and eating people in Perfection, Nevada. These worms in the movie are supposed to be before the Dinosaurs, Its just that their eggs remained dormant until the 21st century. Overall, this is a very well made movie(s). The first one is a little slow...But! the second and third movies have plenty of action and strange occurrences that shift the tides between the humans and the worms... And since im a nice guy I will spoil it for ya! The worms EVOLVE in 2 and 3. Not saying what into though... Anyway, If you have seen this movie, then your input is wanted down there in the comments. And if you have not seen the movie... Well then hike your butt to the Netflix website and maybe even youtube... If they even have it.

The Movie Banners Go In Order Of 1,2,3...Obviously