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Welcome! I have dubbed-ith thy self ~Gen. Chaseman~, And I welcome you to the MLP world domination website...  I mean MLP Forums! This is so not a secret military group that brain washes you​ with ponys! I mean we love spreading the love and tolerance! Its nice to see MLP spread to new victims...  I mean people! Crap! I've said too much!!!!

Welcome! I hope you enjoy yourself here! Its always nice to have another Apple Jack Fan here too! I have dubbed myself

~General Chaseman~

If you have any questions, go ahead and ask me. If I don't know the answer...I will help direct you to a moderator! Also if you would like... I would happily make a profile pic for you. Im bored and need some thing creative to do. So if you like mine, send me a PM with the pic and ideas for how you want it done. And that goes for anyone reading this...

And again I say, WELCOME. Now lets get down to the dirty work. A WELCOMING PARTY!

Thanks for subbing! It really means a lot to me!

P.S. Your videos are awesome and hilarious! 

 

@General Chaserman, I just removed the channel link. Thanks for the advice.

 

LOL, Thanks for the welcome, and have a merry christmas! Ho Ho Ho!

Your absolutely welcome! I just don't want you to suffer the same consequences I did... I got my warning points over a month ago, and I still haven't gotten rid of them. I think im still on "Probation" for another 2 or 3 weeks...maybe more. Anyway im glad I could spare you the moderators wrath.

Ohhh. I you want help making a banner for your links, when you become a muffin...Please PM me. I will be happy to help. I will friend you to make contacting me more easy. And if you don't know what a banner or a signature is, its the personalized banner that you make for yourself. Like the one for my blog "Bronys United".

Enjoy, 

General Chaseman

My Favourite Mane 6 Pony: Twilight Sparkle

 

How did you find MLP Forums?: I found MLP Forums from Google Search.

 

How you became a fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: I started watching MLP Videos in November 2011. They just blew me away. The Bronies were awesome, and it felt like I could join the herd, too!

Hey, guys! I'm new here, and so I just feel happy to join this great community! I do have a youtube page:

http://www.youtube.com/user/DeepImpactGroups

 

I regularly make Minecraft Videos, but I don't know if I'm good at them!

Careful. You can get in trouble for posting links to other sites. It happened to me. You need to remove the link sometime. But you can advertise your link when you become a muffin. An example is my "signature banner" below my post. But, Hay! Welcome to the forums.

Pfft...

Like hell I would even suggest you doing such a thing,

To be quite frank, the Government is an even bigger liar than anything else out there

 

They are, after all, tied into politics. Am I right?

TH\he Gov't is politics! Thats all the Gov't is, Politics. Thats why they are the last people to trust! And I will never listen to Obama of all people either.

I wouldn't go that far into saying it NEVER happens, it is just really hard to find what with politics and celebrity gossip and such

 

Hell even commercials may embellish on a product to get it to sell but still

 

 

 

I'm sure you can find SOME sort of truth it's just, I am not sure where myself :/

You make a excellent point! But I myself can't even say where the real truth can always be found. And if you think im gonna look to the Gov't for that...Pffft, You got another thing coming!

To be honest, I take everything PETA says with not just a grain of salt...

 

No, I take it with three whole entire sacks of salt because all they are looking for is a reaction and to ruin some company because it's just what seems to make them feel accomplished :/

 

Don't feed into their lies because all your doing is just adding to the bullshit that they seem to like to spew <_<

I love meeting people with brains in their heads! Because like the truth and true friendship, that is almost impossible to find these days! Hell! Its not impossible it never happens! 

Just got back from it, and I loved it. My dad read the book to me and my brother when I was little. Ah, nostalgia...

 

As for the animal cruelty thing HOW MANY FUCKING ANIMALS ARE SLAUGHTERED FOR CONSUMPTION IN HORRIFIC CONDITIONS EVERYDAY WHY ARE WE EVEN NOTICING THIS OH YEAH BECAUSE ITS FUCKING HOLLYWOOD.

 

Have a pleasant evening.

Exactly! Nobody ever wakes up thinking about the horrid things that happen to house pets on a daily basis, but no one will ever forget about it if it has to do with Hollywood, the Gov't, or any higher uppers in our society. People only tend to make a big deal out of things if they think they can get a massive reaction out of it.

i don't then thy meant to do that , but i see a movie 2 days ago call Hanna and there was to mach animal killing so i don't know what thy can do in movies with animals or can't , i know if we let one film do that things to the animals all others will do the same .

 

i don't then thy meant to do that , but i see a movie 2 days ago call Hanna and there was to mach animal killing so i don't know what thy can do in movies with animals or can't , i know if we let one film do that things to the animals all others will do the same .

 

i don't then thy meant to do that , but i see a movie 2 days ago call Hanna and there was to mach animal killing so i don't know what thy can do in movies with animals or can't , i know if we let one film do that things to the animals all others will do the same .

 

i don't then thy meant to do that , but i see a movie 2 days ago call Hanna and there was to mach animal killing so i don't know what thy can do in movies with animals or can't , i know if we let one film do that things to the animals all others will do the same .

I can kind of make out what your saying and sort of understnad what your trying to explain...But, I don't understand text talk and shortened words very well. So please if you repost...I actually want to be able to read what your trying to say. And I don't mean any offence either.

I think the best movie this year...I think it came out this year... Was Battleship! OMFG THAT MOVIE WAS AWESOME! The same people that did the grahpic editing for Transformers did the Aliens! So it looked so F-ing real!!!!!

Readers! The movie the Hobbit has gotten a very bad rap, as far as I can see. No im not talking about the movie its self, Im talking about the animals that died in the making of the film. Such as... 4 or more horses fell into sink holes and had to be put down, multiple ducks ans geese escaped from their enclosure and were eaten by wild animals around the filming grounds that night, and an assortment of other farm animals fell into sink holes or became some animals dinner. Now if you have been listing to Peta or any other anti-animal cruelty group, then you know that these animals fell to horrid deaths because no one gave a crap about them. WRONG! First of all we are not talking about dumb farm animals, we are talking about Hollywood film animals that have Trainers that actually care for and love their animals. Second, The enclosures were not set up correctly. But after the incident the film company spent over 40,000$ to fix, upgrade, and provide a safer environment for the animals. Also the film was being shot in an area of Europe that has massive numbers of sinkholes, and the horses were un-lucky enough to fall into ones that opened up from under them. And those horses are being grieved by their trainers... So if you have been listing to Peta you need to know that they are only feeding you the worst of the information. Kind of like how the political system, or the news companys only tell you the stuff they believe will get the biggest re-action out of you. So if you are thinking of going and seeing the Hobbit, remember...Those animals did not die to cruelty or neglect, but only by accidents that people are still mourning over... And if I could lock the comments I would, because I really don't want to argue a stupid point or read about how you think it was all so horrid and that no animals should ever be used in Hollywood movies again. Well what im here to say is, these animals were loved, cared for, and valuable to their owners. And that no harm was ever meant to come to them. And if you realize the fact that the film group dropped 40,000$ just to make amends and fix what had been done, isn't that enough to show that people actually care. Just imagine how badly the entire film staff feels. Think about the director and the actors, Their entire film career could easily be ruined because of the storys that Peta and other groups are posting. Just because of an accident no one had control over. And if after reading this you are still loyal to Peta's story...well all I can tell you is that you are being fed lies, and you are a zombie to the system, and that you really need to look at the facts and the good that has been done to fix the bad. Even though two wrongs dont make a right, wrongs can still be forgiven. So I hope that after reading this you have came out with a new view and lead on this and that you can inform others of the truth. Because the truth is so hard to come by these days. kind of like the true magic of friend ship. Well sorry to end the moment, but its 3 in the morning as I finish typing this. I really need to sign off because I know im sleep deprived when I start getting mushy. *thats why you will never see me read My Little Dashie at 2 in the morning!* 

Signing off now,

~General Chaseman~

Goodnight 

PS: From what it appears...Im being no better than PETA with this post and my response to the comments. Please remember that this thread is open to all opinions, and views...     

Afternoon...Or what ever time of day it is in your time zone. I be General Chaseman, And I welcome you to the forums. Its always nice to see MLP spread to new victims.'..I mean people! Now...lets cut the crud and get down to business. A Welcoming party!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Ix7vrluEm4E

Your absolutely welcome. And with a story like yours...Well we can't leave you with out a big cheering section, per say!

Welcome! Im General Chaseman! Being worried about stuff like that is okay. there is nothing wrong with being embarrassed. And there is absolutely nothing wrong with being you. So what, Your friends think its weird...There is no such thing as weird! Let me share 2 quotes with you.

1) Do not let others call you weird, For they are only imposing their definition of normality upon you. Instead create your own definition of normality and be YOU! 

2) I have a RIGHT to be me, you have the RESPONSIBILITY to accept that.

I live by these everyday! I don't always live by peace, love, and tolerance though... I mean come on! My profile name screams "I OWN GUNS AND IM NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM!" And I do own them and would happily use them if need arises. But back to the subject at hand. Be you and don't let others criticize you for it. I go to school wearing Brony shirts and I look down on the morons that make fun of me, because they have no idea what they are making fun of! But hay, Welcome to the forums kind sir! I hope you enjoy the activitys on the forum and have a good time. I will be around every now and then if you wan't any more advice, Im really good with moral support and advice giving. So if you ever want to contact me. Send me a PM here on the forums or click on the link in my banner below. It will take you to my blog, from there go to the moral support tab and my e-mail is on that page.

Enjoy,

General Chaseman 

Have fun. Make sure to avoid the people who want to kill you here... You better keep a low profile... Not really we're all friends here.

A general such as I refuses to lie low! The people that want to kill me will be meet with a 50 cal BMG! HAHAHAHAHA Your dead....

(Please excuse the rest of my self corruption, trip to the darkside, and rather idiotic ranting.)

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Hahaha...I crack myself up!

Good for you!!! Its always nice to see MLP spread to new victims...I mean people!

Anywho, Welcome to the MLP Forums! Now lets get down to the dirty work...Your welcoming party!

Darn! Derpy posted the welcome song before me! :| ohh well...

Wait...So do you have the facebook app? If you do, whats it called? I will happily friend you! Everybody needs a friend! Ohhh I don't know if you also wanted a welcome...Ahhh what the hay! I'll give you one anyway!

I'll shoot you a friend request here on the forums to!

Hmmmm. I have a Mossberg 500 shot gun from...God only knows how long ago. I bought it from my neighbors grandmother, She said she had that gun since she was in her mid 20s. So im guessing(pulling a SWAG)(SWAG is a military term by the way. it stands for Scientific Wild A** Guess) But I believe its 40 or 50 years old. And it works! I love hunting with it! 

Howdy Partner! Welcome to the MLP Forums! I hope you enjoy your stay...Ohhh I don't think you need to be shown around, Its pretty simple to figure this place out! And now...Lets get down to the Nitty Gritty, YOUR WELCOMING PARTY!

I was pretty excited about this movie for a short period, then the reviews killed it. Then I realized "Well wait a minute. Critics bashed Battleship and the 2009 G.I. Joe movie, yet I loved both of them". I'm probably gonna watch it when it comes out on DVD, just to make sure. I learn that listening to critics has nearly prevented me from watching movies I loved or liked .

 

Besides, I like a good action movie. I don't really care about acting for the most part, as long as it's action is awesome and stuff like that, I'm gonna like it. But then again, you never know....

WooooooHoooooooo! Another BattleShip fan! That has to be the best movie ever in my opinion. And I also want to go into the Navy to pilot the US Navy Hovercraft. I want to because 1: my dad was in the navy, and now works for a company that supplies the Turbine Gas Engines for the Hovercraft. number 2: Whats not awesome about a hovercraft?

Setting aside the fact that I have not seen this movie and never will...

 

North Korea. Attacking the U.S. And getting their asses kicked by football players and cheerleaders.

Seriously?

 

If any Asian country attacks us it's going to be China, and they'd have to be crazy. We're their biggest trading partner. We have many common interests. And finally, we'd beat them and use the "war crimes" excuse to wipe out the zillions of dollars we owe them.

Damn Straight! Their entire economy is based on the USA buying CHINESE goods. If the attack us or if we pay all are debt to them...We would be sunk and they would be right behind us. Because we would stop buying their products. But if they were crazy enough to attack us...We would be screwed. They out number us like 7 to 1. Owch. 

Velcome to the MLP Forums...I vish you a...enjoyable time. I am ze Chaseman. An az ze profile pic suggests, Im basically velocming you to my dictatorship...And by ze vay, I never authorized ze use of zat jetpack. Only muffins can use zoze. Anyway...Welcome to the MLP Army.

YAY! Another AppleJack Fan! Cant have to many of those now can we! And welcome to the forums, Here you will find lots of great activitys to be a part of and lots of discussions to be a part of to! Enjoy yourself!

Now lets get down to the Nitty Gritty...Your Welcoming Party!

Oh, I know. I wasn't trying to argue with you or anything, I was just surprised that everybody in here was railing on it when my friends and I all thought it was a decent, but not great, movie.

 

I'm also a very logical person (ask anyone here who has ever debated with me ), I just go into an illogical mindset when I watch most movies, otherwise I wouldn't ever be able to enjoy them. And sometimes, I still end up just laughing at the stupidity of the whole thing (every Tom Cruise secret agent movie ever comes to mind).

Hahaha. My problem is I just don't like turning off logic for a while. It's kind of like how my family did not get home from a Ghost Tour they were taking until about 12:30 am. I hear the dogs barking outside go down stairs and my parents ask "how did you know we were home" My answer was " I let the dogs inside an hour ago, and I heard them barking...Logic did not take a holiday while I was sleeping." So in essence I don't stop thinking logically...Ever, even in my sleep. And i know you weren't arguing. And I hope I didn't put it across that way either.

Hiya Sing! Welcome to the MLP Forums. I hope you enjoy your stay! Now lets get down to the Nitty Gritty...Your WELCOMING PARTY!

It wasn't that bad. I mean, no, it wasn't a great movie, but I liked it.

 

Honestly, I don't really care how plausible it is if North Korea invaded, or a bunch of kids becoming skilled at urban guerrilla warfare in a few weeks. Plenty of action, shooting, and at the end, there was a mustang with a 50-cal mounted on the top

 

Sometimes you don't need good acting, well-written plots, or anything like that. It's why Transformers: Dark of the Moon was worth watching

Just remember that this is through my opinion. Im not saying that you don't have to like it or that you can't  go watch it. I just said this stuff because im a very logical person. Kind of like twilight. If it makes no sense or seems weird, strange, implausible, or just impossible...I don't like it. Kind of like...MATH! 

Afraid I can't call that cute... They're very poisonous, you know?

 

Garter snakes, though, I do find them to be cute, which is probably pretty weird but I don't care. They just are.

 

I know its VENOMOUS...thats what makes it so much cooler and cuter! Besides its just a snake VENOMOUS or not it still is awesome. So in essence I think its beautiful no matter what its cute. 

I don't like spiders at all! Sometimes I panic and make a short shriek when I see a spider, or even any insect at all. Even a ladybug made me scream. I mean a creature with multiple eyes, sharp and poisonous pincers, and 6 long hairy legs?! In addition to being able to spin webs and for goodness sake I saw a web that was large enough to fit my face!

 

I'm terrified of those little things! It's like something worse from a Starship Troopers movie or the Alien movies!

 

That sounds like a walk in the park! I love seeing all sorts of "creepy crawlys" because I think they are all awesome! And I love looking at those giant webs that cover entire bushes! And I think its awesome to see colonies of them in the same bush. Although it is very rare to find spider species that live together. I know some spiders like that live in Africa. 

Hahahaha. All this reminds me of the movie MegaMind. After he captures that news reporter. and all of his torture methods arn't surprising her. but a spider drops from the ceiling and she comments on it. "the spider is new" MM: Spider? Reporter: Yeah. MM: Ohh yes the Aracnis Deathucis, one bite will..."