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Plopp has got a shit name (Pardon the pun) but it tastes absolutely amazing.

 

http://www.firebox.com/product/4893/Project-Utopia

 

Basically, a kind of diesel-powered, eleven-decked ocean-travelling craft that has an obscene amount of features.

  • Accommodates 70 crew and can cater for 16 guests
  • Maximum speed of 15 knots
  • Diesel electric propulsion
  • There are four major spaces which make up the external deck and communal areas: 'Casino Square', 'Loews Hotel', 'The Oasis', and 'The Grand Atrium'.
  • Two large tender garages to store all manner of launches, offshore power boats, jet skis etc
  • Dive dock and Submarine, deployed from one of the submerged hulls
  • Multi configurable sports court sized to championship tennis regulations also doubles as a Heli-Pad
  • Ample crew quarters including a gym and private sun terrace

 

What I personally love is that it includes "free delivery". Thank God for that, I was really breaking the bank with my private Diesel-powered ocean-going hideout with many of my closest friends and crew, but thanks to free delivery, I can now afford it.

 

I'm actually half-tempted to place an enquiry just to find out how much it would cost.

Edited by Wade Barrett

"It is a Yorkshire habit to say what you think with blunt frankness." - Frances Hodgson Burnett

 

 

 

 

THEY CALLED ME THE BIG FELLAH. NOW I GO BY AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT NAME.

 

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This pug-ugly piece of crap is the LWS-6 Zubr, a Polish trainer aircraft built between 1938 and 1940. It is generally considered to be one of the most useless and pathetic aircraft to be put into production and service of an official air force.

On its first test flight it crashed and killed its entire crew of five. Poland ordered 12 of them.

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ANY MLP toy off of Craigslist. Not only could you end up paying $10.00 out of your pocket for a 'box set' only to find out that the 'certified provider' sent you only one Fluttershy toy with a missing hind leg and a dirty front one that smells oddly like Doritos, soap, and your grandmothers garage all packed in one. Or, to make things worse, they could send you something not MLP-related at all.  It happened to me once (but lets NOT go into detail of what i got)...Seriously, you NEVER know what could be in those boxes they ship you.... In short, basically what I'm saying is:  DON'T. EVER. TRUST. CRAIGSLIST!!!


"Failure is only an excuse to get back up and try again even harder until success is achieved." -Me.

 

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http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/diesel-powered-mechwarrior

For only $1,350,000 I can finally live my childhood dream of owning my very own Gundam.  :)


"The Earth speaks to all of us, and if we listen, we can understand." -Uncle Pom

"Sometimes she wonders if she can do it like nuns do it but she never heard of Catholic religion or sinner's redemption" -K Dot

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Space marine..... inside......................a space marine.       (mental breakdown intensifies)

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXwKFsfk0bI

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                                             https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_m-Ez3W5h4&index=1&list=FLLNWmj4RL7o54o2Txvsj8Ag

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