Your biggest ROFL moment!

[PonyFunk 155]

Share your story about something you watched or witnessed that had you rolling on the ground in tears, and in pain and gasping for breath.

 

I was on a plane listening to a Bill Cosby track I'd never heard before. He was explaining something that every man does at least once in his life. Every man steps up to the urinal in a public bathroom and will sometimes see a black bug flying around, so we decide to "declare war" on the bug. I had to hold everything in to keep myself from looking like a laughing fool on the plane.

[Shanks 10,816]

It was this one joke a friend of mine told me when we were talking on the phone which like him is a tad dark.

 

"Do you suppose they call it Carls Jr because Carls Jr murdered Carls Sr?"

[SkyDream 315]

My sister and I were in the car when we were much, much younger, (10, maybe?) going to the market with our mom. It was snowing out, and there was already plenty of snow on the ground. It was pretty darn cold.

 

My sister took off her boot. I don't remember why. There were visible air refraction lines emanating from her foot, just like those waves of heat you'd see between a cold and a hot room. We had never in our wildest dreams thought we would see actual stink lines (not that they actually smelled.) and the entire experience brought us to tear-inducing laughter. Our mom had no idea why we were laughing so hard for so many minutes.

 

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Another experience had me, my sister, and about five other people playing Exalted, which is like Dungeons & Dragons except a lot more personally involving. Speeches are subjectively analyzed by the DM and given points, and so on. I was a hunter, scouting out a new location for a small village that was about to be overtaken by a Warlord that would have taken over the village. My task at the moment was to hide a large bag of food in a cave somewhere for later usage by the caravan.

 

Except I was caught. I failed a dice roll for a spot check, just barely, (Or rather, a "Try not to be spotted" check.) and I found myself being held over the edge of a cliff by a sword stuck in the neck of my shirt. Looks like my actions were fairly limited.

 

The bandit asked me why I was there. I couldn't reveal my intentions, lest the bandit raid the much-needed food bag. I was too far away from any sort of area where wild animals would lurk, so I couldn't say I was a hunter. But then he actually opened the bag, and saw the copious amounts of rice and beans and carrots and such. He raised an eyebrow, and said "Just what sort of hunter are you, exactly?"

 

All things considered, I could only think of one thing to say.

 

"I'm a rice hunter."

 

 

... The entire gaming room erupted into the most raucous laughter I've ever heard. It took ten minutes.. ten minutes... for us to calm down.

 

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Another gaming session with the same people! Several years earlier though, and D&D this time. I was a Paladin, my sister was a Druid, and there were others fighting a large pack of Drow with us. My sister summoned a bear, but she failed to specify a summon location, so the spell failed and nothing happened. The Drow were outnumbering us two to one, and we were being forced back against a wall, and were very nearly on the verge of defeat.

 

Then some black bear falls from the sky and crushes three of the Drow, and we were able to escape with our lives intact. The laughter was ridiculous.

[clockwork24 103]

Okay, so the other month or so, I was walking around my school's track with my friend during P.E., and the sprinklers turned on. It was a hot afternoon, so we both decided to walk over to the nearest one, and so I just splash some water on my face and stuff, and when my friend touches the stream of water coming from the sprinkler, she just said, "Wow! This is so wet!"

 

Yeah, I was still laughing my face off after the period was over~

[True Rarity 1,240]

Oh my gawsh. Where am I supposed to begin?

 

Basically, I've got this amazing friend, and whenever we're together, we both die of laughter. Several times, actually.

 

I remember one time we drank too much egg nog, and we were tired so we were kind of acting drunk. We were talking about how when we record ourselves with the camera, nothing hilarious ever happens. Everything is just normal. So one of us (I think it was her) says, "What if we were to accidentally record ourselves?"

 

Suddenly we were just unable to stop laughing. I don't even know why. Probably because it's very hard to "accidentally" set up the camera to record you.

 

Another time we were in the church kitchen looking for snacks, and I bent over to look in the refrigerator. Now, I was feeling particularly hyper that day, so I decided to just (don't hate me) wiggle my tushy a little bit.

 

The next thing I know, I hear something hitting the counter and falling over. I turn around to see that my friend collapsed on the floor in a fit of giggles.

 

Good times. There are other stories that I might post later.

[AppleDerpy20 59]

My sister and I were in the car when we were much, much younger, (10, maybe?) going to the market with our mom. It was snowing out, and there was already plenty of snow on the ground. It was pretty darn cold.

 

My sister took off her boot. I don't remember why. There were visible air refraction lines emanating from her foot, just like those waves of heat you'd see between a cold and a hot room. We had never in our wildest dreams thought we would see actual stink lines (not that they actually smelled.) and the entire experience brought us to tear-inducing laughter. Our mom had no idea why we were laughing so hard for so many minutes.

 

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Another experience had me, my sister, and about five other people playing Exalted, which is like Dungeons & Dragons except a lot more personally involving. Speeches are subjectively analyzed by the DM and given points, and so on. I was a hunter, scouting out a new location for a small village that was about to be overtaken by a Warlord that would have taken over the village. My task at the moment was to hide a large bag of food in a cave somewhere for later usage by the caravan.

 

Except I was caught. I failed a dice roll for a spot check, just barely, (Or rather, a "Try not to be spotted" check.) and I found myself being held over the edge of a cliff by a sword stuck in the neck of my shirt. Looks like my actions were fairly limited.

 

The bandit asked me why I was there. I couldn't reveal my intentions, lest the bandit raid the much-needed food bag. I was too far away from any sort of area where wild animals would lurk, so I couldn't say I was a hunter. But then he actually opened the bag, and saw the copious amounts of rice and beans and carrots and such. He raised an eyebrow, and said "Just what sort of hunter are you, exactly?"

 

All things considered, I could only think of one thing to say.

 

"I'm a rice hunter."

 

 

... The entire gaming room erupted into the most raucous laughter I've ever heard. It took ten minutes.. ten minutes... for us to calm down.

 

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Another gaming session with the same people! Several years earlier though, and D&D this time. I was a Paladin, my sister was a Druid, and there were others fighting a large pack of Drow with us. My sister summoned a bear, but she failed to specify a summon location, so the spell failed and nothing happened. The Drow were outnumbering us two to one, and we were being forced back against a wall, and were very nearly on the verge of defeat.

 

Then some black bear falls from the sky and crushes three of the Drow, and we were able to escape with our lives intact. The laughter was ridiculous.

This story had my friend and I in grand fits of laughter just now. 10/10, would read 1 trillion times!

 

While I'm on topic with your story, you also should have said "I hunt for only the finest grains of rice!" for even more lulziness!

 

Anyways, my rofl story occurred just mere days ago, whilst in the midst of playing Mario Kart 8. I was at Toad Harbor with a friend of mine playing VS Race, and I happened to speed my way to 1st place, and heard the Blue Shell warning siren, and thought, "Ohhh, fuck no, not this again...!". I was promptly Bob-Ombed by said friend, and got blown to high hell, as the Luigi train next to me got KO'd once, and my friend passed me to bump me down to 3rd place, and the Blue shell ended up divebombing me, making the train, again, got KO'd. We were in tears from having such grand, crazy laughter!

[Lagom 204]

A friend(?) of mine losing his paper with his presentation and we've just talked about how unfortunate he was and how karma would get him, doesn't really sound fun, but it had me laughing so hard. Another time was when a guy in my class broke two sticks with his head, I watched the video for about 4 times before I stopped laughing. xD

Edited June 12, 2014 by SweetieBelle456