This story had my friend and I in grand fits of laughter just now. 10/10, would read 1 trillion times!
While I'm on topic with your story, you also should have said "I hunt for only the finest grains of rice!" for even more lulziness!
Anyways, my rofl story occurred just mere days ago, whilst in the midst of playing Mario Kart 8. I was at Toad Harbor with a friend of mine playing VS Race, and I happened to speed my way to 1st place, and heard the Blue Shell warning siren, and thought, "Ohhh, fuck no, not this again...!". I was promptly Bob-Ombed by said friend, and got blown to high hell, as the Luigi train next to me got KO'd once, and my friend passed me to bump me down to 3rd place, and the Blue shell ended up divebombing me, making the train, again, got KO'd. We were in tears from having such grand, crazy laughter!