open The Harmony Academy

[Celestial Panzerhund 289]

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Riley stuffed some fries into his mouth and chewed them. "How am I supposed to not think about her every waking moment?" asked Riley. "I mean, she's so totally awesome... she's smart, strong, talented, sexy-"

 

He clasped a hoof over his mouth. "Er... did I say that last part out loud?

Hazmat chuckles. "Smart, strong, talented, und sexy..?" He repeats. "Vhat else is zere to list?" He asks with a smirk on his face. He had yet to find a mare that he might actually like. He has met some, but non to his liking. "You better chew vith your mouth close, she might not find zat 'sexy'." This was fun.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

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"Huh? Oh, yeah. Right." It was barely coherent due to Riley's full mouth. He swallowed the food. "Anyway, there was this one time that we fell asleep in a car. I woke up in the middle of the night, and I felt my nose wedged inbetween two soft, furry, warm things. I smelt something rancid."

 

He chuckled a little. "Can you guess what happened?"

 

Edited July 7, 2014 by Green Eclipse

[Celestial Panzerhund 289]

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"Huh? Oh, yeah. Right." It was barely coherent due to Riley's full mouth. He swallowed the food. "Anyway, there was this one time that we fell asleep in a car. I woke up in the middle of the night, and I felt my nose wedged inbetween two soft, furry, warm things. I smelt something rancid."

 

He chuckled a little. "Can you guess what happened?"

"Hmmm...." Hazmat hummed as he was thinking. Soft, furry, warm things. "... Eizer... zose zings... or ze ozer zings." Hazmat points downward to what he was thinking. 

(OOC: I'm thinking bad thoughts and I don't want to get into trouble for it. XD That's the only thing holding me back on what I want to say.)

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

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(OOC: Aw, come on man, just go ahead. I know exactly what you're thinking. Truth be told, I have done things like this in other RPs. If you get in trouble, I can take full blame for you. Also, there is a fine line between Rule 34 material and just a little bit of childishness)

[Celestial Panzerhund 289]

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(OOC: Aw, come on man, just go ahead. I know exactly what you're thinking. Truth be told, I have done things like this in other RPs. If you get in trouble, I can take full blame for you. Also, there is a fine line between Rule 34 material and just a little bit of childishness)

(OOC: Nah, we get part. You brought it up, [your blame] I finished it {my blame})

"I'm guessing ze thighs or rump, und-or ze teats..?" Hazmat guesses at that while looking at his burger... specifically the buns... "Now you got me zinking of zat crap... danke.." (Thanks) He looks back at the stallion waiting for the answer.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

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(OOC: Well, okay then, whatever you wanna do is fine, buddy)

 

 

"Oh, yeah..." said Riley, and he entered a daze. "The smell down there was awful, but at the same time, wonderful, because I knew where it was coming from..."

 

"Anyway, Anala woke up, and accused me of staring at her plot."

 

Edited July 7, 2014 by Green Eclipse

[Celestial Panzerhund 289]

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(OOC: Well, okay then, whatever you wanna do is fine, buddy)

 

"Oh, yeah..." said Riley, and he entered a daze. "The smell down there was awful, but at the same time, wonderful, because I knew where it was coming from..."

 

"Anyway, Anala woke up, and accused me of staring at her plot."

(OOC: We're both apart in it. ^~^)

 

Hazmat laughs. "Vhat else did she do vhen she saw you doing zat?" He asks wanting to know how she handled that situation. "A slap? A punch? Vrestle you down until you called uncle?" He could say more but didn't want to. It might be weird to bring up anything else.

Edited July 7, 2014 by Gamma Wave of Wubs

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

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"Well, I confessed that I was staring at her butt, and explained that it wasn't really my fault. Or hers, for that matter." Riley then began to drool all over his food as he thought naughty, dirty thoughts. "Looking back, I wish I'd licked everywhere possible..."

 

Edited July 7, 2014 by Green Eclipse

[Celestial Panzerhund 289]

Hazmat had to swallow a laugh. "U-uhm, didn't you say it smellt bad? Vhy lick somezing zat smells bad? It vould taste vorst!" He throws his hooves up in the air for emphasis. Then slams then back down on the table to grab his hay-burger (Because screw logic) and eats part of the burger.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

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"Well, I did say it also smelt good," said Riley. "Only because I knew the source of the scent. Oh dear Celestia, it was sooo nice down there. It was like a cushion made in heaven was on my face. If I had to choose one place to spend the rest of my life..."

 

He then started caressing his buttocks and imagined that Anala was doing it.

 

 

(OOC: We're sooo getting into trouble for this...)

Edited July 7, 2014 by Green Eclipse

[Celestial Panzerhund 289]

(OOC: we soooo are. This should be more of a... PM instead of a public viewing thing.)

 

Hazmat chuckles at his words. Then came the grabbing buttocks. "... Vhat are you doing?" To Hazmat, This pony seemed to imagine something while he was doing it. 

Oh wait, He was imagining.... the mare doing that....

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

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(OOC: Let's go back and put all that dirty stuff in spoiler text)

 

 

Riley continued grabbing the flab in his plump backside. Ooohhh... that's sooo good, Anala... I love you... he thought. He then abruptly snapped back to reality when he noticed Hazmat staring at him. "Oh, uh... was I indulging in my fantasies again?"

 

[Celestial Panzerhund 289]

(OOC: Good idea! Might save us for a bit.)

 

 

Hazmat's head tilts. His plot was plump too, but he doesn't do that. Unless he was alone. "Vell... *Ahem* next time try to do zat vhen you're alone... VITH ze mare.. Anala, vas it?" Hazmat informs him. He looks around to see if any pony else was watching. He should've brought a hoodie, and a gas mask. Kept his identity safe.

 

Edited July 7, 2014 by Gamma Wave of Wubs

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

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"Yup. Anala is her name..." said Riley. "And yeah, I probably need to keep that sort of behaviour to myself. Sorry for subjecting you to it, Hazmat..."

 

Riley noticed Hazmat also had a fairly plump rear end. "Hmm... I wonder if I could grow my butt by eating loads of fatty stuff? That should get Anala interested."

 

Edited July 7, 2014 by Green Eclipse

[Celestial Panzerhund 289]

 

Hazmat face hoofs. "Sheißa..." Really? Come on now.... "Ich don't zink zat-zat vould make her interested in you a bit more." He says aloud. "A big plot is sexy, ja, but does zis mare have a villie? Nein? Zought so. I don't see how she vould be interested in zat plot of yours zen. Has she ever touched you like zat? Or give you a spanking?" He asks, thinking that he was pushing it a bit.

 

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

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(OOC: Okay, when you said that six-letter 'v' word, I knew you were going OTT...)

 

 

"Sometimes, she's smacked me on the flank," said Riley. "I doubt it was intimate; just friendly and playful. And perhaps if I turn these muffin tops big and muscular, Anala will find it sexy and start taking an interest..."

 

[Celestial Panzerhund 289]

(OOC: XD Over The Top I'm guessing?)

 

 

"Zen spank back vith a smile!" Hazmat replies almost instantly as he takes another bit of the burger. "You don't need to be shy vith a mare you like, stay loose around zem und if zey if you like zem, say: "Guilty!"! He swallows the small bit of food.

 

Edited July 7, 2014 by Gamma Wave of Wubs

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

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(OOC: You guessed it)

 

Riley looked down at the floor. "Sorry, but I'm just really, really cowardly around her. Other times, I'm a pleasurable, outgoing guy, but when it comes to the love of my life... it's real difficult. I wonder how she'd take it if I confessed my love."

Edited July 7, 2014 by Green Eclipse

[Celestial Panzerhund 289]

"Vell, if you vant, Ich can tell her you like her und see vhere zat goes." Hazmat volunteered as tribute for the stallion. He also added in, "Und maybe she'll see more zan a friend from zere on..." With a sip of a drink and a spoonful of jello as he swishes the jello around in his mouth, making it liquify, he waits for the reply.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

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"Wh-wha?" said Riley, having been taken by surprise. "Er, no, it's fine. I don't see how that would change her reaction, other than her thinking of me as a coward," he said. "But still, I honestly don't know how she hasn't figured it out yet. I get really nervous around her, I always wanna be with her, I splurge about a quarter of my paycheck on her..."

[Celestial Panzerhund 289]

Hazmat's head tilts on the last part. A quarter of his paycheck? "Vhat job do you do und how much do you give her?" He was gunna do some quick math in his head to see how much he makes. "Does she ever repay you?" He questions a bit. "Or do you do zis in secret?" Soon after that question, he thought of a depressing moment.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

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"I doubt it's literally a quarter," said Riley. "Just hyperbole. Anyway, I work at Manehattan Novelty Store." He then went on to tell Hazmat how much he made.

 

He then noticed Hazmat seemed a little depressed. As if he'd remembered something sad. "Something the matter?"

[Celestial Panzerhund 289]

Hazmat may have looked depressed, but he was in deep thought of a depressing moment. "Nein... but you saying zat you spend a quarter of your paycheck on your mare und she only zinks of you as a friend made me zink of a good commercial..." He then explains. "Vhat if you knew some pony und liked zem more san zey liked you? You do everything for zem und zey don't repay you at all? Und yet your fine vith it. Soon later you find out zat you have somezing bad going on in your vital organs und only have a few months to live. You act as if nozing bad is going on in your life vith zat person.

 

Still doing everyzing for her, giving her support, getting beaten up for her und still have a smile in ze aftermath... Anyvay... you lay on your death bed vith a note und a boque of roses, ze mare runs in just hearing about ze new of your death by ze calling of a nurse. She walks up to you und reads ze not as ze note says: "Und I still can't ask... vill you go on a date vith me?"." Hazmat was still thinking about how he can improve that.

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

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"Oh geez..." Riley allowed a tear to roll down his cheek. "That's pretty strong stuff. That's deep, man..."

 

He then had an idea, however. "Let's take our minds off the depressing mood by having a milkshake race!" He rushed off and came back with two milkshakes that were loaded with toppings and had ridiculously-shaped straws.

 

(OOC: Last post before I turn in for the night)

Edited July 8, 2014 by Green Eclipse

[Celestial Panzerhund 289]

Hazmat had to laugh at his Pinkie Pie-like ways. "But I like zat stuff... okay fine." He grabs his milkshake and wait for his go. But then... he thought of this: "Zree..." Then Riley should say "two" Hazmat should say "one", then they both say "GO!" 

God did Hazmat feel like a colt again.

 

(OOC: Night!)