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Hello everypony! The doctor has found a new assistant so I have lots of free time and I decided to spend that time awnsering everypony's questions. My spelling may not be the best considering I have hooves and I can only see the keyboard with one eye :derp: (thank celestia for AutoCorrect) but I'll try my very best to answer all your questions! :muffins:

 

(and please don't ask about the eyes because everypony asks me all over town and its starting to get on my nerves. I WAS TRYING TO TEACH MYSELF HOW TO FLY BUT GOT DISTRACTED AND LANDED ON MY HEAD OKAY!? THAT IS THE STORY OF MY EYES!!!)

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*trots up to Derpy, looks her over*

 

*mutters to self*

 

*looks Derpy over more*

 

*stands back and clears throat*

 

Would you like to be a test subject for the Equestrian Space Program?

 

I have muffins. :D

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*trots up to Derpy, looks her over*

 

*mutters to self*

 

*looks Derpy over more*

 

*stands back and clears throat*

 

Would you like to be a test subject for the Equestrian Space Program?

 

I have muffins. :D

*starts to think*

 

*forms image in her head of a rocket ship blowing up mid-flight with her in it*

 

*forms image in her head of a plate of muffins*

 

*makes scale in her head with muffins on one end and tombstone on the other*

 

*muffins weigh more*

 

Yes I would like to do the space program mister!

 

 

Derpy your eyes are so awsome lets eat muffins.

Yay muffins! Edited by Rainbro dash 16
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Yay I have more muffins for you do you work todays as mail persons.

I do work as a mail pony

 

Do you play video games?

I tried to play them once but I couldn't see the screen very well, because... well... you know

---> :derp:

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Derpy how is your day today fav muffins.

Well this morning I went to the bakery to get a 'lemon muffin surprise' muffin from mister cake for breakfast, then I walked around town and made sure I was in the background of every shot that pony with a video camera took with ponys in the background. Then when I was done I went home and answered a question about my day to some pony named "luna831"

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*starts to think*

 

*forms image in her head of a rocket ship blowing up mid-flight with her in it*

 

*forms image in her head of a plate of muffins*

 

*makes scale in her head with muffins on one end and tombstone on the other*

 

*muffins weigh more*

 

Yes I would like to do the space program mister!

 

 

Yay muffins!

 

Awesome!

 

*stuffs Derpy into a winged space suit equipped with space rockets*

 

*Shoots muffins into space with a Space Gun*

 

Go get 'em Derpy!

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derpy, what is this?

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Thanks to Rorrim'eht Retne for my awsome sig!


Was intrigued by the Johari window so... http://kevan.org/jh/alicorn+fluttershy


Be completely humble and gentle; be patient, bearing with one another in love. (Ephesians 4:2)


No using the name of God, your God, in curses or silly banter, God won't put up with irreverent use of his name (Exodus 20:7)


Let no corrupting talk come out of your mouths, but only such as is good for building up, as fits the occasion, that it may give grace to those who hear. (Ephesians 4:29)

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Yes yes I do


   img-2780719-1-D1Uqhak.png

Thanks to Rorrim'eht Retne for my awsome sig!


Was intrigued by the Johari window so... http://kevan.org/jh/alicorn+fluttershy


Be completely humble and gentle; be patient, bearing with one another in love. (Ephesians 4:2)


No using the name of God, your God, in curses or silly banter, God won't put up with irreverent use of his name (Exodus 20:7)


Let no corrupting talk come out of your mouths, but only such as is good for building up, as fits the occasion, that it may give grace to those who hear. (Ephesians 4:29)

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Derpy lemon muffin are good derpy how do you feel about princess luna.

If lemon muffins weren't good I wouldn't have them for breakfast now would I?

 

Princess luna is nice, once when I was a filly she gave me a dream about my eyes being normal

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