15 Things Not To Do In An Airport

[Tom Snyder 4,113]

Credit to: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/128247718/0/0

 

 

1.Yell "Allahu Ahkbar"
2.Whisper to your friend in front of a guard"You are the bomb".
3.Say you lost your green card.
4.Play CSGO
5.Wear a dark hoodie with hood up,constantly check your watch,hang onto your backpack like its a lifeline
6.Ask the guard very loudly "IS THAT A GUN"
7.Ask everybodies holiday and say yours is 9/11
8.Yell "I hope we don"t crash very loudly 
9.Put candlesticks and a clock in your suitcase for the xray tech too see.
10.Speak Russian to a friend in front of a group then speak Russian to the group.
11.Say "Hey got a lighter...?No don"t worry about I just need to use it for something"
12.Yell "Hi Jack" To your friend jack
13.Say "Bomb has been planted"
14.Sing light em up while passing through security.
15.Drop off a suitcase get on your phone & say package delivered.
Comment any ideas you have.Very bored

 

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I can imagine#13:  playing plant the bomb game mode in on a laptop and the security jumping me.

Edited June 8, 2015 by Candy Star

[Buzz 1,769]

Sing B.O.B's air planes at the top of your lungs

Tell someone about how you developed your long lasting cough after visiting Africa

Walk out of the an elevator and shout "remember, no Russian" 

Admit to being of an Abrahamic religion near a group of red-necks/security guards

Edited June 8, 2015 by Buzz

[Tom Snyder 4,113]

Sing B.O.B's air planes at the top of your lungs

Tell someone about how you developed your long lasting cough after visiting Africa

Walk out of the an elevator and shout "remember, no Russian" 

Admit to being of an Abrahamic religion near a group of red-necks/security guards

That last one was so funny lol.

[Sweetie-Belle 180]

Another thing you also shouldn't do is..

 

Try to sing along to this song:

 

[Castle_Cross 332]

Yell "this flight is gonna be on fire"

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

1. Enter the tarmac on foot or in your car

Arrive late at your gate

Ask for a transfer at your gate

Argue with a flight attendant inside or outside the aircraft

Request anyone for a parachute (you won't get one)

Request anyone for an ejector seat (actually, do this one. It'll make the attendant chuckle)

Try to fill your car with jet fuel

Throw things

Break into the control tower

Interrupt an Air Traffic Controller

Try to hack into ATIS or FAO signals (this is illegal; they'll triangulate your transmitter, find and arrest you)

Fly a plane without permission

Insult, assault, offend or attempt to provoke Security personnel

Abandon luggage anywhere in the terminal

Make jokes about terrorism near border guards

Edited June 8, 2015 by Blue

[Littlecandylulu903 415]

Walk past an aircraft while wearing a cape while the plane is about to lift off (your even more likely to get this one if you watched the Incredibles)

[Ashen Pathfinder 16,164]

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Just letting you know I moved this thread to Forum Games where it should get the appropriate attention.

 

Thanks.

[superdogz1999 551]

1. Go into the Gold Lounge with Bronze Membership.

2. Claim that the Klingons have landed.

3. Pretend to be Rainbow Dash and try to fly.

4. Go fishing in the airport fountain

5. Redneck style driving on an airport cart.

6. Joke about having Ebola.

7. Do LSD in the waiting room.

8. Tell tourists about drop bears at the airport.

9. Shoot some metal cans.

10. Sing Rubbish Pop Music.

11. Take a dump on the airport food.

12. Reenact the events of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets with your car.

13. Post Spoilers of TV shows around the airport.

14. Drive a monster truck onto the runway.

15. Take your pet lizard through Customs.