Ask Hooligan

[Dapper Charmer 591]

"Hello all this is the one and only Hooligan coming to you live from..."

"Shush don't tell them where we are."

"You're right. Sorry, you probably don't know who that is. Well that is none other than the fabulous voice in my head."

"Hello,"

"You may know be wondering how you can here a voice in my head. Well the simple answer is I'm his translator. He says whatever he wants to say to me and I say it to all of you."

"Tell them why you're here."

"Right I'm here because The voice in my head thought it would be a good idea to work on public image."

"That's correct."

"So now I'm here to answer any questions you might have."

"I'm here too."

"yes he's here too. Though I don't know why you'd want to ask him anything."

"Hey I resent that."

"Whatever. Well this intro is getting pretty long so I'm just gonna end it here."

[VinylWubs 1,257]

Alright Hooligan.. Two questions..

 

1. What did you look like before you got.. Burnt I suppose?

 

2..Do ponies fear you from your looks or what?

[catnet 9,358]

Hi! What have you been doing with your time? :3

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Alright Hooligan.. Two questions..

 

1. What did you look like before you got.. Burnt I suppose?

 

"If I'm not mistaken before I got, as you put it, burnt I was tall, had red fur and short orange hair."

"I think you're thinking of Big Mac,"

"Oh right sorry. I was purple. That's it."

 

2..Do ponies fear you from your looks or what?

 

"Yes and no. Normally I'm wearing a mask so most ponies think I'm a clown or something."

"Especially foals."

"But when I pull off the mask they run for the hills."

"It's always so funny seeing the looks on their faces."

"And hearing their screams."

 

Hi! What have you been doing with your time? :3

 

"Not much really, but for the last 24 hours I've been watching this,

 

this,

 

 

and finally this,"

 

 

[Yoshikupo 302]

@,

"you weren't serious about the whole throwing a puppy into a well thing were you?"

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@,

"you weren't serious about the whole throwing a puppy into a well thing were you?"

 

"Of course I was serious, does this look like the face of a pony that isn't serious?"

 

 

"It's not my face, I'm just curious."

[Yoshikupo 302]

@,

"your forth wall is in shambles...I like it"

 

"oh, sorry to interrupt but I kind of have this stupid glass food collection that my aunt tricked me into getting...it has a glass pickle if you want it"

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@,

"your forth wall is in shambles...I like it"

 

"oh, sorry to interrupt but I kind of have this stupid glass food collection that my aunt tricked me into getting...it has a glass pickle if you want it"

 

"Sweet wait here a moment. Oh and if you here a loud banging noise coming from your lounge room, just ignore it."

 

'Teleporting noise'

 

.................................................

 

'Teleporting noise'

 

"Thanks for the glass pickle,"

"Hooligan stop throwing it in the air, you'll break it."

"No I wo...."

'Smashing sound'

"Uh, hey Yoshikupo, I don't suppose you have another glass pickle lying around. This one sought of broke."

[Yoshikupo 302]

@@Dapper Charmer,

"I don't...Jade get out here"

 

"oh, hey I wanted to ask if you had any doubts since you went insane...no offense"

 

(color equals a character)

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@@Dapper Charmer,

"I don't...Jade get out here"

 

"oh, hey I wanted to ask if you had any doubts since you went insane...no offense"

 

(color equals a character)

 

"None taken. But I must ask what you mean by doubts? I mean I doubt a lot of things, I doubt I can fly, I doubt I can grow a camel out of my back and I doubt that I'll be able to remember this by tomorrow."

Edited November 3, 2015 by Dapper Charmer

[Yoshikupo 302]

@@Dapper Charmer,

"you answered my question but I meant like the whole you can do anything doubt"

 

"since the creator is cycling characters, even though I never met or have any connection to you throw roleplay. I would like to ask if you would like a magic cookie...the fire that made them is magic, I don't have a magic forge...oh and I made them with my forge"

[Dapper Charmer 591]

@@Dapper Charmer,

"you answered my question but I meant like the whole you can do anything doubt"

 

"since the creator is cycling characters, even though I never met or have any connection to you throw roleplay. I would like to ask if you would like a magic cookie...the fire that made them is magic, I don't have a magic forge...oh and I made them with my forge"

 

"Wait. Did you use a regular forge but magic fire? That seems a little complicated. I order all my magic cookies online. Also I already have magic cookies. Here's a picture of them."

 

[Vulcan 3,255]

What do you think of your creator?

[Dapper Charmer 591]

"He's aweful. Ever since his computer stopped letting him on MLP forums he has had to use his phone to post." (Hooligan)

"And he hasn't figured out how to change text color." (Bedlam)

"Which means the only way to distinguish between me and Bedlam is to use brackets." (Hooligan)