Make up a fun rumor about the pony above. (Please keep it somewhat nice!)

[Duality 10,740]

Actually Brony #1582279

4 minutes ago, BronyNumber42 said:

Duality is really a singularity

*gasps*

Are you saying I weigh too much?

[Lunar Echo 10,335]

I heard ripple secretly likes me.

[Duality 10,740]

I heard @Lunar Echo is so desperate for a date he flirts with puddles of water.

[Lunar Echo 10,335]

Screw dat, I'd never stoop so low!

 

I heard puddle wanted to be a duck.

[Duality 10,740]

I heard Echo is a duck...

[Lunar Echo 10,335]

I heard Dribble wants me the duck to swim in his watery goodness.

[Duality 10,740]

I heard Echo is actually hydrophobic.

[Lunar Echo 10,335]

I heard duality once was holy water.

[Duality 10,740]

Heard Echo used to be an AK-46 'til they upped his calibre.

1 minute ago, Lunar Echo said:

I heard duality once was holy water.

Still am, boi.

[Lunar Echo 10,335]

Ooo meh gewd, shhh.

[Brave Fleet 56]

I heard that Echo can't actually echo

Edited June 3, 2017 by Brave Fleet

[Lunar Echo 10,335]

I heard Brave secretly watches me.

[Brave Fleet 56]

I heard that Echo likes jazz.

[Duality 10,740]

I heard that Brave is a ninja. Who beats up innocent puddles of water who are just trying to post ponies in peace!

Edited June 4, 2017 by Duality

[Brave Fleet 56]

I heard that Duality watches Echo watch me watch them.

Edited June 4, 2017 by Brave Fleet

[Lunar Echo 10,335]

I heard we all stalk one another.

[Duality 10,740]

I heard Echo isn't a stalker, he's just good at making educated guesses at what we look like when we sleep.

[Lunar Echo 10,335]

I heard Duality likes mangos!

[Brave Fleet 56]

I heard that Echo is actually an apple in disguise

[Lunar Echo 10,335]

I heard Brave makes the best apple pie.

[Duality 10,740]

I heard that Echo is conspiring to destroy Brave for trying to bake him into a pie.

[Lunar Echo 10,335]

I heard Duality is always dribbling.

[Brave Fleet 56]

I heard that Echo is a fast frisbee thrower.

[Lunar Echo 10,335]

I heard brave takes long stares at the sun.

[Brave Fleet 56]

I heard that Echo is an expert tree climber.