If you were in Ponyville Schoolhouse, what would you teach to the ponies?

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   Daresay I could give a rousing good lecture on Chaos Magic! Have a very good grasp on the subject.

By which, of course, I mean to say that I have absolutely none. That's how Chaos magic works. Stay with me here.

 

Also, if we have time, i'd have the little fillies & whatnot bring in their own choice of baked goods and I'd show them the proper way to fling ballistic pastry.

 

.....Come to think of it, perhaps I wouldn't be good at giving a class structure. Ponies these days have such bad habits of making their schoolhouses out of burnable materials.

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General human history and culture.

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Teach them about film and production.