Jump to content
Banner by ~ Wizard

Ask Skullet Pony


NeverNeverland

Recommended Posts

(edited)

-No. No way. No way, no how.

-Come on man! You OWE me!

-For what?!

-How about making me do that Synchtube Party Thread? Or saying Trixie is be-

-Fine! I'll do your shitty ASK A FRIGGIN PONY thread! Geez, you never shut up!

-Says the guy who made a song about a farting epidemic!

 

Okay, so yeah. Hello there fillies and germs, blah blah blah, I'm the ever so wonderful Skullet Pony, blah blah blah, worship me because my musical prowess is far more powerful than your so called ruler known as the all mighty MOLESTIA, blah blah blah, I don't like you, and you don't like me, so lets get this shit started before the SYC fans decide to revolt and tell me to reform Strapping Young Colt. Now, a few general rules for you to follow:

 

-THINK about the question you're gonna ask. If its something stupid, you'll most likely incur my wrath.

-You all are ugly. And suck. Majorly. No one will change that fact.

 

Now, with that shit out of the way,

 

-How was that? Stupid bitch...

-Everyone's gonna kill you.

-Does it look like I give shit?

Edited by NeverNeverland
  • Brohoof 1

post-493-0-60588000-1357490407.png

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Is NNL a crazy canadian ? :wub:

 

So it's YOU that's been spreading those lies about Nathan Neverland Lawrence!! God damn it Dane! I'M THE ONE WHO'S BEEN SOLIDIFIYING MY TITLE FOR OVER 10 YEARS, PUTTING OUT RELEASES SUCH AS ALIEN, ZILTOID AND MOTHERFUCKING DECONSTRUCTION, and YOU GIVE THE TITLE TO SOME RANDOM CANADIAN THAT YOU'VE KNOWN FOR LESS THAN 6 MONTHS?!

 

 

Why do you like Strapping young lad so much?

 

...who the hell is Strapping Young Lad?


post-493-0-60588000-1357490407.png

Link to comment
Share on other sites

So it's YOU that's been spreading those lies about Nathan Neverland Lawrence!! God damn it Dane! I'M THE ONE WHO'S BEEN SOLIDIFIYING MY TITLE FOR OVER 10 YEARS, PUTTING OUT RELEASES SUCH AS ALIEN, ZILTOID AND MOTHERFUCKING DECONSTRUCTION, and YOU GIVE THE TITLE TO SOME RANDOM CANADIAN THAT YOU'VE KNOWN FOR LESS THAN 6 MONTHS?!

 

Oh you xD

qBcJuaF.jpg

Link to comment
Share on other sites

(edited)

Are you Pickles the Drummer?

 

Pickles the what?

 

-He means that TV show about those metal ponies! Dethklopp I think they were called?

-Oh those guys!

 

Ohh... that guy! No, that's not me, and nor will it ever be. I am the original, he is a crappy cartoon rip off of the original, ME, with a stupid combover (combovers are stupid - SYC RULE #12). However, I hear that Metalkloppalypse show is pretty heavy... and shit. Go watch it. Or don't. Or something. I don't know. Frankly, I couldn't give a fuck at this point.

 

 

Oh you xD

 

Dick. http://mlpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png

 

 

Let me rephrase Strapping young Colt.

 

GEE, YOU ARE ASKING THE FRONTMAN OF STRAPPING YOUNG COLT, THE SKULLET PONY KNOWN AS [redacted], WHY HE LIKES THE BAND THAT HE IS FRONTING, THAT HAS RELEASED MONUMENTAL ALBUMS SUCH AS CITY AND ALIEN, AS WELL AS PERFORMED AT MANY LEGENDARY SHOWS SUCH AS THE CANTERLOT BASH, WHY HE LIKES STRAPPING YOUNG COLT SO MUCH?

Edited by NeverNeverland
  • Brohoof 2

post-493-0-60588000-1357490407.png

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I'll give you a hint. The vocalist is gay. And if you say Queen, I'll smack you.

 

just tell me, i honestly dont know any gay singers (besides the rick rolling guy)

DO NOT BUCK WITH ME, THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY.

 

oc: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/staticthor-draconus-r126

 

 

second oc: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/sultrus-r3025

 

 

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

So you finally made an Ask thread, huh...? Anyways, recent movie you saw?

 

Yes. Yes I did. *Glares at NNL*

 

-You brought this upon yourself!

 

Anyway, the ever so crappy movie I saw recently was... well, I forgot the title. That's how many fucks I had for the movie. Something about a gay mixer named... Mare Talk or something... it was about remixes and why the music industry is gay.

 

 

just tell me, i honestly dont know any gay singers (besides the rick rolling guy)

 

Judas Priest, lead by the ever so amazing by the Metal God himself. Shit, we even did a cover of one of their songs -

. Piece of advice though new guy - don't give me lip. If you saw my original post, you can tell that I'm not a very social able pony, so I advise watching what you fucking say.

post-493-0-60588000-1357490407.png

Link to comment
Share on other sites

but i though we were allowed to fucking swear

 

*Facehoof* That's not what I meant, idiot! I meant the way you- fuck it, I'm not even gonna bother. Go listen to some Priest and flush out your ears.


post-493-0-60588000-1357490407.png

Link to comment
Share on other sites

*just listened to "you got another thing coming", remembered it, loved it*

 

That's not a question stupid! Now stop wasting my time - the less questions here, the less time I have to spend in this shitty-as-fuck thread.

 

-Lol... he thinks he can get out so easily.

 

WHAT WAS THAT?!


post-493-0-60588000-1357490407.png

Link to comment
Share on other sites

do you think you could beat me in a no magic or weapon street fight

 

No magic or weapons? Shit, with an offer like that, I can even beat your flank ass blind.


post-493-0-60588000-1357490407.png

Link to comment
Share on other sites

(edited)

oh really, well then *3 bronies in the back say "you got another thing comin"* what say we test this out, ill even stay in *changes form* human shape

Edited by Staticthor Draconus

DO NOT BUCK WITH ME, THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY.

 

oc: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/staticthor-draconus-r126

 

 

second oc: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/sultrus-r3025

 

 

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

oh really, well then *3 bronies in the back say "you got another thing comin"* what say we test this out, ill even stay in *changes form* human shape

 

-Oh wow! He turned into a human! I read what those things are!

 

...dude, why the fuck do you look like an ugly monkey?


post-493-0-60588000-1357490407.png

Link to comment
Share on other sites

i thought it was due to the lack of mane, but lets get this on then shall we, i made a thread called "battle me, if you want to fight a dragon", go there for our fight, unless your more of a chicken than a pony


DO NOT BUCK WITH ME, THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY.

 

oc: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/staticthor-draconus-r126

 

 

second oc: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/sultrus-r3025

 

 

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

(edited)

i thought it was due to the lack of mane, but lets get this on then shall we, i made a thread called "battle me, if you want to fight a dragon", go there for our fight, unless your more of a chicken than a pony

 

You know what?! I'll go fucking do that right n-

 

-Oh HELL NO.

 

I'm sorry Mr. I can't allow you to do that. My name is Nathan Lawrence, or rather known as NNL, and I'm here as [redacted] representative for these forums. You see, Skullet Pony here is specifically told to do questions today. Nothing more, so I highly suggest NOT provoking [redacted] to a fight. Or else I will have to ask you to leave.

 

Who the hell gave you the right to tell me what the fuck I can do and who the fuck I can fight?!

 

I suggest you listen Skullet dude, or else.

Edited by NeverNeverland

post-493-0-60588000-1357490407.png

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Join the herd!

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...