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You do know that you are confusing right? :huh:

 

Nnope. :mellow:

 

I've noticed you're real strong. How many pounds can you lift/pull in a single load?

 

...Prob'ly a ton or somethin', if it's on a cart. Dead-liftin's hard and bad for th' neck tho.

 

 

Big Mac,

How are you doing?

 

Purty good. Catchin' up on my "internet mail" an it looks like Ah'm "back-loggin"'.

 

 

@@Blue,

 

All the apple trees are now orange trees. How does that make you feel?

 

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Big Mac, do you ever find yourself in an existential quandary?

 

Nnope.

Folks that doubt if they exist 'been spendin' too much time thinkin' and not enough time doin'. Life is thinkin' an' doin', not one or th'other.

 

 

a little while back you said I sell apples and apple accessories. You, are now officially me. How does it feel being me? Also, Have you met Discord?

 

You ain't me an Ah ain't you, Ah tell you whut. An' Ah ain't met no discord or bad-chord, but Ah do remember some nasty thing came over Applejack some time ago. Don't remember it all that well. Fer some reason all AH remember 's dirt.

 

 

Big Mac why are you like best male  pony ever   :D

 

Aw shucks...

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He ain't around unless Princess Twilight Sparkle is. Except when he comes around to ask about--- oh w-wait. That's a secret.

Eeyup he don't come around unless Twilight does.

I mean, do you and Spike do something when he's not with Twilight or the others? Edited by Brainstorm
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Ah'll keep mah eye on em'.

Okey Dokey Loki. So, how about them celery stalks? Oh, and I'm the new jnormaldude.

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...Who what?

You know, that guy who said that Jaminem (who I'm gonna call Jamesinium from now on) had a crush Apple Bloom.

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You know, that guy who said that Jaminem (who I'm gonna call Jamesinium from now on) had a crush Apple Bloom.

 

Y'all are confusin'.

Celery's nice, though.

 

Not sure why you keep bringin' up Apple Bloom. Ah ain't her an Ah ain't gonna stop somepony from playin' with her or her friends.

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Y'all are confusin'.

Celery's nice, though.

 

Not sure why you keep bringin' up Apple Bloom. Ah ain't her an Ah ain't gonna stop somepony from playin' with her or her friends.

She's just a nice, cute little filly.

 

Anyways, have you ever read Big Apple Massacre?

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I was going through this thread I  noticed that a lot of ponies ask the same question. My question would be what is something about you that nobody knows about?

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Rainbow Dash: " Oh, you wanna do this the hard way? We'll do this the hard way! "

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Do you know about McDonalds?

 

Eeyup. They make good burgers.

....Too Good..

Ah try not to eat there too much because they're so tasty Ah'm afraid Ah'll get addict'd, an' eat unhealthy-like.

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I was going through this thread I  noticed that a lot of ponies ask the same question. My question would be what is something about you that nobody knows about?

 

...Sometimes Ah go to the park in town, just so Ah can weed and clean up the garden. It was real pretty when Ah was a colt, an' Ah want others to like it too.

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