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I'm not a little colt! I'm a stallion!

Eeyup.

 

 

something tells me if i dont watch my tongue i might be in a world of hurt. let;s talk about something else

 

Eeyup.

 

 

 

 

what are your chores, how long do they take to get done and who helps you the most at the farm? 

Well what's goin' on in managin' a farm is like askin' 'bout the chores in runnin' a company.

Tillin', fert-spreadin', checkin' soil composition, seedin', plannin' irrigation, settin' up the irrigation, drainage, sumps, an' that's just for one feild for one season. That's ignorin' each animal in the barn, food, wood for the stove an' fireplace, seedin', orchard health, pests, it goes on forever.

But through it all you just take it one day at a time. AJ does just as much work as Ah do. She works a little harder an' faster so she has free time.

 

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Big Mac my granma is Bored, can she hang out with your gandma?

 

Tuesdays are canasta days.

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Hey Big Mac, other than the house you pulled under the love poison, what the heaviest thing you've had to pull?


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Hey Big Mac, 

You seriously need to stop wearing the tired old thing around your neck. Go to Rarity's place and get some new threads. 

Mah yoke ain' tired an' Ah like it. It's broken-in an' it's worn smooth for how Ah like t'wear it.

 

B'sides, Rarity keeps takin' measurements of me of places she's already measured. Like, three times.

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Fashion's weird.

 

Hey Big Mac, other than the house you pulled under the love poison, what the heaviest thing you've had to pull?

Ah still don't believe it when AJ says Ah could haul a house when Ah'm in love. 'Think the heaviest'd be the far north field harvest. It's best to take everythin' in big loads 'stead of lots of small ones 'cause of how far it is.

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 50 bushes a cart. Y'can fit about forty pounds of apples in a bushel, so fifty bushels is about two tons.

 

Huh. Ah never tried doin' the math b'fore. That's more than Ah thought Ah could.

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Hehe. How many Appleblooms do you think you can carry on your back?

 

Well Ah could 'prolly fit all the blooms of three trees in a big bucket, but what on earth for?

 

--Oh, you mean Apple Bloom! Apple Blooms? Dunno, there's only one'v mah littlest little sister. Ah know Ah can carry her an' her friends on mah back, but it's not how heavy they are. It's how willin' they are to get along while sittin' there.

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Why do AJ's friends look like robots?

lol good one.

they look like this because they are wearing equestrian army uniforms and they are holding weapons.


'ey b0ss

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Well that ain't like 'em.

Fluttershy's more likely to faint at a weapon than hold one.

look at her again and you will notice that she looks disturbed.


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ok just forget this pic.

oh i'm the occ all the time.

i wanted to introduce to you Colonel Marine hooves.

he is pinkie pie's cousin.

"my profile pic is Colonel Marine hooves pic"

he seem to be mean and harsh pony.

but he is joyful pony just like pinkie pie.

he just seems strict because he is solder "solders suppose to be strict"

*marine hooves appeared*

Hello Mister Big Macintosh.

*Saluting you*

how is the apple harvesting doin'?


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ok just forget this pic.

oh i'm the occ all the time.

i wanted to introduce to you Colonel Marine hooves.

he is pinkie pie's cousin.

"my profile pic is Colonel Marine hooves pic"

he seem to be mean and harsh pony.

but he is joyful pony just like pinkie pie.

he just seems strict because he is solder "solders suppose to be strict"

*marine hooves appeared*

Hello Mister Big Macintosh.

*Saluting you*

how is the apple harvesting doin'?

 

Doin' well, sir. Ain't no need for for-mality here on th'farm.

 

 

Big Mac, how would you feel If you saw BlueBlood making out with applejack?h

 

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Well AJ told me how mad she got when she told me about the whole Carnival fare thing. Last thing in Equestria Ah'd expect for her t'do would be for her to start... y'know, kissin' 'n stuff...

 

 

Sorry I misspelled orchard! But yea they're all chopped down! *hides axe*

 

Get back t'the kitchen.

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Doin' well, sir. Ain't no need for for-mality here on th'farm.

If you need anything citizen, just call me.

 

Oh by the way!

Don't let anyone of your family to go to everfree forest!

I heard that there is a cyberdemon in everfree forest!

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i killed a cyberdemon once.

i can kill any cyberdemon with my secret weapon!

just call me if you see him.


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