A conversation on omegle.

[Croaks 251]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

You: WHY HELLO THERE, DEAR SIR OR MADAME.

 

Stranger: hello

 

You: I SAY, WHAT FINE WEATHER IS UPON US.

 

Stranger: oh i can true tat

 

You: HOW WAS YOUR DAY.

 

Stranger: i got a sunburt today you can't imagine

 

Stranger: I am all red

 

You: OH DEAR, THAT MUST BE PAINFUL.

 

You: I SAY, WHERE DID YOU ACHIEVE SUCH MARKS.

 

Stranger: going to the thermal pools

 

Stranger: it was a hell of a day

 

Stranger: clear sky

 

You: OH DEAR

 

Stranger: big bright sun

 

You: I SAY, IT SOUNDS QUITE BEAUTIFUL.

 

Stranger: it was

 

Stranger: and you

 

Stranger: what are you up to?

 

You: WHY, I WAS ON MY WAY TO GET GROCERIES.

 

You: WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN,

 

You: A BEAR OF LARGE STATURE EMERGED FROM THE BUSHES ALONG THE ROAD.

 

You: HE JUMPED IN FRONT OF MY AUTOMOBILE AND STOPPED IT EVEN THOUGH IT TRAVELS AT EFFICIENT SPEEDS.

 

Stranger: yes

 

You: AS HE ERECTED HIMSELF UP, HE LIFTED MY AUTOMOBILE, AND FLIPPED DOWN THE NEARBY CLIFFS.

 

Stranger: okay

 

You: HE THEN, AS MY CAR WAS UPSIDE DOWN, JUMPED ONTO IT, STANDING UP.

 

You: IT SEEMED HE WAS RIDING IT SIMILAR TO THE WAY YOU OPERATE A SURFBOARD.

 

You: HE WAS QUITE GOOD AT IT TOO.

 

You: EVENTUALLY, HE LANDED IT INTO A SMALL BODY OF WATER, SOAKING EVERYTHING IN THE CLEAR LIQUIDS.

 

You: THIS DISAPPOINTED ME, BECAUSE I RECENTLY HAD MY AMAZING, HANDLEBAR MOUSTACHEWAXED.

 

Stranger: mmm really stupid stories the ones you telll

 

You: I FORCED MY AUTOMOBILE DOOR OPEN,

 

You: AND SWAM TO THE SURFACE OF THE BODY OF WATER.

 

You: AND, I SAY; THIS PART WAS THE MOST ASTONISHING; THE BEAR WAS AWAITING ME.

 

You: WE THEN ENGAGED IN AN UNDERWATER BATTLE

 

You: IT ALSO INCLUDED BLOOD

 

You: AND LOTS OF IT.

 

You: I WRAPPED BOTH OF MY ARMS AROUND IT'S HEAD,

 

You: AND CHOKED IT.

 

You: IT'S BODY FLOATED TO THE SURFACE.

 

You: I GAVE A VICTORY-CRY.

 

You: WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN,

 

You: AN ALLIGATOR CHARGED ME FORM BEHIND.

 

You: EXCUSE ME, I MEAN, *FROM

 

Stranger: how did you like that alligator thrusting your anus?

 

You: ANYHOW,

 

You: THE ALLIGATOR NEVER THRUSTED MY ANUSMAHLUS.

 

You: HOWEVER, IT ATTEMPTED TO EAT ME.

 

Stranger: it charged you from behind right?

 

You: IT WRESTLED IT, BELLY-TO-BELLY.

 

You: PUNCHING IT IN ITS FACE.

 

Stranger: get overyourself have a bit of self pity and deal with your stupidity

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[letterone 1,204]

*ahem* I SAY!

 

That was kinda funny. I ain't ever gonna use dat Omegle website though.

[Bohtty 1,775]

Stranger: get overyourself have a bit of self pity and deal with your stupidity

 

I don't get it. What else was he expecting on Omegle? Maybe the story needed sharks. Strangers love sharks.

[Blackcat 205]

I say!, that was a right proper story that!