Evilshy's song parodies

[Evilshy 5,090]

You may have seen my winter wrap up parody that I posted last night. It went over better than expected, so I figured I might as well post some of my other parodies. These are all just lyrics, I don't have a microphone to record them with :/

 

So, starting off with a naruto song. Minor spoilers ahead.

 

 

Sharingan - to the tune of "poker face" 

(I wrote this a long time ago, around when the sasuke vs danzou fight was in the manga. So it's a bit outdated :/ )

 

My name is sasuke and I'm an Uchiha

I want to kill my brother and Sakura

Early in the story I did training with my friends

But now I get new powers driven by my hatred

 

Woah, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Bitches don't know, 'bout my mangekyo

 

Woah, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Bitches don't know, 'bout my mangekyo

 

Can't beat my, can't beat my

No you can't beat my sharingan

My susano'o has a crossbow

 

Can't beat my, can't beat my

No you can't beat my sharingan

My susano'o has a crossbow

 

Sha sha sha sharingan sha sha sharingan

 

Sha sha sha sharingan sha sha sharingan

 

I talked to Tobi a.k.a. Madara 

He said I should go and destroy konoha

I got pissed at danzou 'cuz he said itachi's name

But now that I have killed him I need someone else to blame

 

Woah, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Bitches don't know, 'bout my mangekyo

 

Woah, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Bitches don't know, 'bout my mangekyo

 

Can't beat my, can't beat my

No you can't beat my sharingan

My susano'o has a crossbow

 

Can't beat my, can't beat my

No you can't beat my sharingan

My susano'o has a crossbow

 

Sha sha sha sharingan sha sha sharingan

 

Sha sha sha sharingan sha sha sharingan

 

*breakdown*

 

My eye can copy movement, make improvements

Tsukiyomi isn't phony

Cast genjutsu, now im usin' my Amaterasu

I can see all of your hand signs

Copy jutsus of any kind

I got lightning type, fire type 

I'll drown you in my fanboy hype

 

Can't beat my, can't beat my

No you can't beat my sharingan

My susano'o has a crossbow

 

Can't beat my, can't beat my

No you can't beat my sharingan

My susano'o has a crossbow

 

Can't beat my, can't beat my

No you can't beat my sharingan

My susano'o has a crossbow

 

Can't beat my, can't beat my

No you can't beat my sharingan

My susano'o has a crossbow

 

Can't beat my, can't beat my

No you can't beat my sharingan

My susano'o has a crossbow

 

Can't beat my, can't beat my

No you can't beat my sharingan

My susano'o has a crossbow

 

Sha sha sha sharingan sha sha sharingan

 

Sha sha sha sharingan sha sha sharingan

 

Sha sha sha sharingan sha sha sharingan

 

Sha sha sha sharingan sha sha sharingan

 

Sha sha sha sharingan sha sha sharingan

 

Sha sha sha sharingan sha sha sharingan

 

Edited December 10, 2011 by Evilshy

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

Can it be any kind of parody? Not just Pony parodies?

Edited December 10, 2011 by NeverNeverland

[Evilshy 5,090]

Yeah, any type of parody. I don't have many pony ones. But if you please, keep it to ones you've written.

 

Next, a parody of dynamite, taio Cruz or however you spell it. Like me, I'm sure many of you though he was saying "Galileo" and not "gotta let go" the first few times you heard it.

 

 

Galileo - to the tune of "dynamite"

 

Sleep's what I lose lose lose lose

I sometimes forget to eat food food food food

Discoverin' all of these moons moons moons moons

A telescope is what I use use use use

Yeah yeah

 

And it goes on and on and on

And it goes on and on and on

 

I use a telescope to see the sky

Because aaaaaaaaaayo

I'm galileeeeeeo

I look at planets and their moons all night

Because aaaaaaaaayo

I'm galileeeeeeo

 

And I got my notes

I record the sights

I go write it up

What I saw last night

Cuz I told you once

Now I told you twice

I go write it up

What i saw last night

 

I disagree -gree -gree -gree -gree

With some o' them catholic priests priests priests priests

I told them everything I see see see see

Now under house arrest I be be be be 

Yeah yeah

 

And it goes on and on and on

And it goes on and on and on

 

I use a telescope to see the sky

Because aaaaaaaaaayo

I'm galileeeeeeo

I look at planets and their moons all night

Because aaaaaaaaayo

I'm galileeeeeeo

 

And I got my notes

I record the sights

I go write it up

What I saw last night

Cuz I told you once

Now I told you twice

I go write it up

What i saw last night

 

I'm stuck in here my whole life

Out of my house I can't go walking

And I'll stay up all night

It's gonna be the sky I'm watching 

Cuz I I I

I seen it

And I I I 

I must see it all

I must see it all

Im gonna put my hands in the air

Hands in the air 

Put your hands in the air

 

And it goes on and on and on

And it goes on and on and on

 

I use a telescope to see the sky

Because aaaaaaaaaayo

I'm galileeeeeeo

I look at planets and their moons all night

Because aaaaaaaaayo

I'm galileeeeeeo

 

And I got my notes

I record the sights

I go write it up

What I saw last night

Cuz I told you once

Now I told you twice

I go write it up

What i saw last night

 

 

Anybody play magic: the gathering? Here are 2 raps about it. They aren't parodies, but they're still funny and I still wrote them. One is about jace and how OP he is, the other is about giant spider which, in spite of sucking, has been in every single core set ever printed. So the joke goes that's it's super awesome, otherwise they wouldn't keep reprinting it.

 

Language warning on both of these. It's rap, and I wrote it like a rap

 

 

Jace - a rap

 

He's doin hard time for the repeat crimes

Of sculptin the minds and manipulating time

He got himself banned

Makin libraries from hands

You don't fuck with him

Cuz he's not a normal man

 

All over your library like a bibliophile

Use a minus twelve, send it into exile

All you got left are the cards from your hand

You better bow down to the king of the land

 

Cuz he's jace

Time and space run at his pace

Do him any wrong

And he'll remember your face

 

Come a knock at your door

In the dead of night

It's a phantasmal bear

Lookin for a fight

You try to bolt it's ass 

But it doesn't hit

Cuz jace is there

And he counters that shit

 

Sorin got on his knees when the jace walked by

And nicol bolas almost fell from the sky

Venser just got up and got out of the way

Cuz he saw what happened when Ajani couldn't pay

The protection tax on the place he owned

So jace got his made man on the telephone

So garruk the enforcer showed up right away

and long story short, Ajani died that day

 

Cuz he's jace

Time and space run at his pace

Do him any wrong

And he'll remember your face

 

He walked the straight and narrow

Till he made the switch

Made chandra his whore and liliana his bitch

now he sells them out

For multiversal cash

To any legendary dude who wants some planeswalker ass

If you can't pay enough, he's got some lesser babes

Like braids and akroma

And the queen of the fae

He's also got men, if you're so inclined

So just pick who you want, and go and have a good time 

 

You look in his eyes and he'll mill you for ten

It doest cost anything, so he'll do it again

And just like that, half your libraries gone

And you're scratching your head, wondering where you went wrong

 

So he'll teach you all about how to lose

About how to suck, and crappy cards you use

And you'll bitch and whine about all his hax 

But you best not push it, cuz he won't take your crap

 

Cuz he's jace

Time and space run at his pace

Do him any wrong

And he'll remember your face

 

 

And the other one:

 

 

 

Giant fucking spider - a rap

 

Nations rise and fall at the beck and call of the giant fuckinh spider

When the mana is paid, it's gonna get you laid, cuz it's the giant fucking spider

The chicks will love you when you swing for 2 with your giant fucking spider

So just go fap in a sock when i block your glint hawk with my giant fucking spider

 

You see me tap 4 lands and choose a card in my hand, and you know whats going down

You know that you're fucked and I'll mess your shit up, cuz i just don't fuck around 

Yeah, you've seen this before, my sexy 2/4, and you that shit's got reach

Your angels will fall and your dragons will crawl, and your island fish will get beached

 

Nations rise and fall at the beck and call of the giant fucking spider

When the mana is paid, it's gonna get you laid, cuz it's the giant fucking spider

The chicks will love you when you swing for 2 with your giant fucking spider

So just go fap in a sock when i block your glint hawk with my giant fucking spider

 

I leave him in his place cuz he don't got haste, and he's gonna block your pounders

He don't got infect, so he can block carnifex, and won't give him any counters

You try to bounce him with Jace and I'll just laugh in your face, cuz I got the vines of vastwood

So now the spiders got shroud and your whining loud, cuz i just got the last word. 

 

Nations rise and fall at the beck and call of the giant fucking spider

When the mana is paid, it's gonna get you laid, cuz it's the giant fucking spider

The chicks will love you when you swing for 2 with your giant fucking spider

So just go fap in a sock when i block your glint hawk with my giant fucking spider

 

But you're playing blue/black, and you got your hax, like some really cheap-ass spells

Like go for the throat and my spider is smote, and I tell you to go to hell

But i got black, too, so the jokes on you, and I cast my zombify

So the spiders back and he's on the attack, so now, bitch, you gonna die

 

Nations rise and fall at the beck and call of the giant fucking spider

When the mana is paid, it's gonna get you laid, cuz it's the giant fucking spider

The chicks will love you when you swing for 2 with your giant fucking spider

So just go fap in a sock when i block your glint hawk with my giant fucking spider

 

 

Here's another half life 2 related one. I wrote it for a gamefaqs contest before realizing it had to be holiday related. So I didn't submit it, but I kept it because I like it.

 

 

I'm Freeman and I know it - to the tune of "I'm sexy and I know it"

 

Well the combine came

Doin' their business with dr breen

And the Kleiner said

Gotta take 'em out or we'll end up dead 

This is how I roll

Savin' the planet from their control

At the citadel

I messed things up and the whole thing fell

 

Girl look at that crowbar

Girl look at that crowbar

Girl look at that crowbar

I work out

 

Girl look at that crowbar

Girl look at that crowbar

Girl look at that crowbar

I work out

 

When I walk down the street

This is what I see

All the combine stop and start shootin' at me

I got a 'nade in my hand and I ain't afraid to throw it

Throw it

Throw it

I'm Freeman and I know it

 

I'm Freeman and I know it

 

Well I bring the pain

Killin' the combines to board a train

I went through the caves

Killin' antlions to save the day

This is how I roll

Guns all loaded and health is full

Killed the striders for magnusson

So he could launch his rocket up to the sun

 

Girl look at that crowbar

Girl look at that crowbar

Girl look at that crowbar

I work out

 

Girl look at that crowbar

Girl look at that crowbar

Girl look at that crowbar

I work out

 

When I walk down the street

This is what I see

All the combine stop and start shootin' at me

I got a 'nade in my hand and I ain't afraid to throw it

Throw it

Throw it

I'm Freeman and I know it

 

I'm Freeman and I know it

 

Zombie zombie zombie zombie zombie yeah

Zombie zombie zombie zombie zombie yeah

Zombie zombie zombie zombie zombie yeah

Zombie zombie zombie zombie yeah yeah

 

I shoot the zombies man

I shoot the zombies man

Yeah

I'm Freeman and I know it

 

Girl look at that crowbar

Girl look at that crowbar

Girl look at that crowbar

I work out

 

Girl look at that crowbar

Girl look at that crowbar

Girl look at that crowbar

I work out

 

When I walk down the street

This is what I see

All the combine stop and start shootin' at me

I got a 'nade in my hand and I ain't afraid to throw it

Throw it

Throw it

I'm Freeman and I know it

 

Edited December 10, 2011 by Evilshy

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

Here's a parody I did on the Evile forums for their Five Serpent's Teeth album. This is the Title track, Five Servant's Quiche.

 

 

 

Breaking beyond kebab,

Betrayer of my sauce,

There's lettuce to chop

And salad to crop,

Vanilla's become undone!

 

My bun, electric fin,

Designed to slice this tray,

As measured in ton

My bun is worth none,

Come sir, your seats ready!

 

CHORUS

Servants collected!

Plates are now set to fill!

Servants perfected!

Settle the stores! ONE BY ONE!!

 

CHORUS 2

Gathered for food revolution,

Forever stuffed as I.

WHAT! Are these

FIVE! Servants quiche,

I! SAVE! FOR! YOU!

 

Complete, reserved corn stacks,

Buried within oneself,

Slap in the face, there's food left to save

There none in the fridge right now!

 

NOW!

 

Potent beer on the side,

When desperate, the chambers eject!

If fire's in sight, we'll close up tonight,

Thrashers I must protect!

 

CHORUS

 

Realize! Ice Cube nation!

Take your face!

Terminate! Guilty Pleasure!

Reveal your kilt!

Manifest! Rum tribune man!

Serve yourself!

Demonstrate! Pear formation!

 

This world will one day peel you

Just to show yourself some meat

You'll see what lies beside the mice

The cheese they find they'll use to go kill me!

 

Born, with degree! Cooking with disease!

 

(SOLO)

 

Eat the cold raisins tonight,

Stove is out? ILL EAT RAW!!

 

(SOLO 2)

 

CHORUS 2

 

I SAVE FOR YOU!

One of these servants quiche,

I! SAVE! FOR! YOU!

 

 

 

And this one is called Debaconized, set to the tone of Xaraya.

 

 

 

 

Left, always to feed,

Among small dog treats,

Please someone hear my whines!

Just who will see,

I no longer need,

Ground pork and beans mystery!

 

"No!" Always I hear,

I shed a small tear,

"Curse!" I cry again

Back to my pen,

Treats again,

Put my life to an end!

 

I eat... meat...

Devoid of whipped cream...

I yell....

"GIVE ME SOME CANDY NOW!!"

 

CHORUS

How we all soon forget,

The last five fried regret

All I ever wished to be,

BURIED IN ICE CREAM!!!

 

DEBACONIZED!! DEBACONIZED!!

For this veal I never wanted,

These ribs will rot at last!

 

Five, oily pig skins,

My mouth is filled in,

Wherever was the choice?

Are these vile one's

Fattening up

The dog they trusted and loved?

 

I, living in doubt

Needed a house,

Warm, snug and kind,

Others they say,

'You're dead next day,

Tortured until the end!!'

 

I hate... meat...

With sour cream...

I yell....

"GIVE ME SOME CAKE RIGHT NOW!!"

 

CHORUS

 

I fed on food,

It was so good,

Giving no care in the world

Present to me,

Some grease and beef,

I never thought I'd get disease.

 

The meat is black,

Dry and burnt,

Sweetness just out of hold

Cookies and cream,

Is what I need,

I die with chocolate at my knees!!

 

(Solo: Old Rake)

 

For this veal I never wanted,

These ribs will rot at last!

I hate meat! With sour cream!

I AM DE! BA! CON! NIZED!!!

 

 

Edited December 10, 2011 by NeverNeverland

[Evilshy 5,090]

Here's one I wrote today. The first time I heard "love you like a love song" on the radio, I stopped and listened to it because it had nice bass. However, I couldn't always understand what she was saying, and when she says "repeat-peat-peat-peat-peat" I thought she was saying "beep beep beep beep beep beep". So I wrote a song based around that.

 

 

I'm a robot, baby - to the tune of "love you like a love song"

 

I feel energized

When my twelve megapixel robotic eyes

They recognize

Analyze

Itemize

Among the other guys

Your face. 

 

Human recog-

-nition software

It confirms it's you

By the clothes you wear

And chemicals

In your hair

Now please tell me where

We can go

To be alone baby

 

I- I'm actually a robot, baby

I- I'm actually a robot, baby

I- I'm actually a robot, baby

And I keep beeping

Beep beep beep beep beep beep

 

Seven terrabytes

Of random access memory

When you're close to me

Memory leaks

Frequently

What you do to me

I don't know

 

Doesnt make sense

How you do this

I'm just a machine

But these feelings

Come to me

Easily

When you are with me

I love you

But I want to confess, baby

 

I- I'm actually a robot, baby

I- I'm actually a robot, baby

I- I'm actually a robot, baby

And I keep beeping

Beep beep beep beep beep beep

 

I- I'm actually a robot, baby

I- I'm actually a robot, baby

I- I'm actually a robot, baby

And I keep beeping

Beep beep beep beep beep beep

 

The data streams go flying by

Right through my solid state drive

You're touch just makes my sensors cry

And puts me into standby

 

I- I'm actually a robot, baby

I- I'm actually a robot, baby

I- I'm actually a robot, baby

And I keep beeping

Beep beep beep beep beep beep

 

I- I'm actually a robot, baby

I- I'm actually a robot, baby

I- I'm actually a robot, baby

And I keep beeping

Beep beep beep beep beep beep

 

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

Alright, here's my gruesome-ish parody of

by Kreator. It's now called Hooves of Chaos.

 

 

 

 

The parasprites I have a fear,

The attack on Ponyville is coming near,

Times of terror, on our land,

We can’t defend them, their swarming on us fast!

 

Fake Peace, ideas simply for the weak

Trollestia’s plan for the meek,

As fillies die and colts suffer from this battle’s peak!

This Necrologue for the elite

Slaughter of ponies as it seems,

While harmony’s dead, everypony screams:

 

(CHORUS)

Hooves of Chaos! Hooves of Chaos!

Everypony against everypony!

CHAOS!

Hooves of Chaos! Hooves of Chaos!

Everypony against everypony!

CHAOS!

 

Discord and Hell come alive,

Canterlot riots gone awry,

Appleloosa, Fillydelphia,

The good and nurtured has finally come to end!

 

Dragons, breathing fire without any care,

Manticores killing the fair

Nightmare Moon’s back, Luna’s gone for good, putting mornings to an end!

This Necrologue for the elite,

The Mane 6 will suffer dearly,

As they die in battle, they give out one last scream:

 

(CHORUS)

 

ULTIMATE RIOT, ULTIMATE HATE, ULTIMATE WAR

ULTIMATE FEAR, ULTIMATE PAIN, ULTIMATE TERROR!

ULTIMATE DEATH, ULTIMATE SIN, ULTIMATE SCORN,

THE ULTIMATE CONTROLLED OF THE MASSES,

OF CELESTIA!

 

(SOLO: Sami Yli-Sirnio, Fille Petrozza)

 

NOW SCREAM!!!

NOW SCREAM!

 

Everypony against everypony! (CHAOS!)

Everypony against everypony! (CHAOS!)

Everypony against everypony! (CHAOS!)

Everypony against everypony!

 

Everypony against everypony! Everypony against everypony!

Everypony against everypony! Everypony against everypony!

 

Everypony against everypony

Against everypony

Against everypony

Against everypony

Against everypony

Against everypony,

 

HOOVES OF CHAOS!!!

 

 

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I like your half life 2 ones!

[Finesthour 7,287]

Holy fucking shit Evilshy.

 

I think I love you.

[Evilshy 5,090]

ive got more. they're not typed up, since before i had an itouch i just wrote them down on paper (old fashioned, i know). now i just type them into the little note app thingy. and it auto-syncs with my email, which is nice.

 

i could probably get one or 2 more up tonight if im not busy playing league of legends or soul calibur. which i probably will be :/

[Finesthour 7,287]

ive got more. they're not typed up, since before i had an itouch i just wrote them down on paper (old fashioned, i know). now i just type them into the little note app thingy. and it auto-syncs with my email, which is nice.

 

i could probably get one or 2 more up tonight if im not busy playing league of legends or soul calibur. which i probably will be :/

 

 

Post them.

 

NOW.

[Evilshy 5,090]

lol we seem to be playing forum tag. and im not at home right now. im at the library while i wait to pick up my sister from dance class.

[Finesthour 7,287]

lol we seem to be playing forum tag. and im not at home right now. im at the library while i wait to pick up my sister from dance class.

 

You shall re type them.

 

I need this :c

[Evilshy 5,090]

i dont remember them, though. i only have a few memorized word for word since i have/plan to perform them at conventions/parties/other gatherings of nerds. and ive already posted those.

[Finesthour 7,287]

i dont remember them, though. i only have a few memorized word for word since i have/plan to perform them at conventions/parties/other gatherings of nerds. and ive already posted those.

 

You are forcing me to kill puppies.

 

Do you realize this?

 

Post them ASAP :c

[Evilshy 5,090]

You are forcing me to kill puppies. Do you realize this? Post them ASAP :c

 

killing puppies actually reminds me of yugioh abridged based parody im doing. kaiba singing about egyptian god cards. and i might actually make a video of that because i can sound EXACTLY like littlekuriboh's kaiba voice. and all of his voices, really. hell, i could probably voice all of yugioh abridged if i wanted.

ive performed leather pants and leather shoes (not LK but still good) at a nerd party XD

[Finesthour 7,287]

killing puppies actually reminds me of yugioh abridged based parody im doing. kaiba singing about egyptian god cards. and i might actually make a video of that because i can sound EXACTLY like littlekuriboh's kaiba voice. and all of his voices, really. hell, i could probably voice all of yugioh abridged if i wanted.

ive performed leather pants and leather shoes (not LK but still good) at a nerd party XD

 

Good to know you approve of me killing puppies.

 

Make the stuff :c

 

And leather pants is hillarious.