Administrator Ice Princess Silky <3 16,734 June 9 Author Administrator Share June 9 2 hours ago, Shiny Silvermoon said: It must be a trick of the evil Dr Lex Luthorse! A mad scientist with a lot of money who keeps trying to take down the Super Duper Patrol! Especially Cursing Goose, the goose from another planet who got blown up! The last survivor from an entire civilization of gooses that wouldn't stop saying bad words! Hide contents SHE KEEPS MAKING MORE!!!!!! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairro M Vagrant 1,288 June 9 Share June 9 My mind: Jail! Jail! JAIL! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash In 22,835 June 9 Share June 9 OBJECTION! Your honour, something has been bothering me. Before the prosecution presented the statement made by Ms Wizard's doctor, it was said and I quote: On 2025-06-08 at 11:01 PM, Lawyer Slip said: If I may your honor, I'd like to produce said medical documents from my client's medical professional who diagnosed her with severe brain damage after she received multiple blows to the head. "Multiple blows to the head" would mean that Ms. Wizard had sustained physical injury. May I remind the court of the Ms Wizard's statement? The one that brought us all in here in the first place. On 2025-06-07 at 11:08 AM, Ice Princess Silky <3 said: Wizard says that Shiny Silvermoon has caused her brain damage for the exposure of her creation of "Super Super Trooper." Being "exposed" to Ms Silvermoon's creation is very different to receiving physical blows to the head. (Music for dramatic effect) Spoiler How exactly did Ms. Wizard receive physical blows that were strong enough to lead to brain damage? Unless Mr. Slip is suggesting that my client's creation grew arms. The defence demands an explanation from the prosecution. 1 1 1 1 At first I rejected the zero, but that was because I simply didn't understand it. Now I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IridescentEdge 174 June 9 Share June 9 *The jury murmurs in agreement.* 1 1 ('c') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawyer Slip 2,984 June 9 Share June 9 5 minutes ago, Cash In said: OBJECTION! Your honour, something has been bothering me. Before the prosecution presented the statement made by Ms Wizard's doctor, it was said and I quote: "Multiple blows to the head" would mean that Ms. Wizard had sustained physical injury. May I remind the court of the Ms Wizard's statement? The one that brought us all in here in the first place. Being "exposed" to Ms Silvermoon's creation is very different to receiving physical blows to the head. (Music for dramatic effect) Reveal hidden contents How exactly did Ms. Wizard receive physical blows that were strong enough to lead to brain damage? Unless Mr. Slip is suggesting that my client's creation grew arms. The defence demands an explanation from the prosecution. You want an explanation Mr. Cash In? Well you've got yourself one. In my years, I've seen some things, and one of the things I've seen is what geese will do when they are mad. I've seen geese attack and greatly hurt fellow ponies. And Cursing Goose had the capabilities of inflicting such harm, especially if it can swear so powerfully that one can receive pain. And I don't believe I ever said what kind of blows to the head my client received. For all we know, they could've been mental blows powerful enough to cause brain damage. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Ice Princess Silky <3 16,734 June 9 Author Administrator Share June 9 30 minutes ago, Cash In said: OBJECTION! Your honour, something has been bothering me. Before the prosecution presented the statement made by Ms Wizard's doctor, it was said and I quote: "Multiple blows to the head" would mean that Ms. Wizard had sustained physical injury. May I remind the court of the Ms Wizard's statement? The one that brought us all in here in the first place. Being "exposed" to Ms Silvermoon's creation is very different to receiving physical blows to the head. (Music for dramatic effect) Reveal hidden contents How exactly did Ms. Wizard receive physical blows that were strong enough to lead to brain damage? Unless Mr. Slip is suggesting that my client's creation grew arms. The defence demands an explanation from the prosecution. 24 minutes ago, Lawyer Slip said: You want an explanation Mr. Cash In? Well you've got yourself one. In my years, I've seen some things, and one of the things I've seen is what geese will do when they are mad. NOT THE GEESE!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitobit 2,069 June 9 Share June 9 18 hours ago, Shiny Silvermoon said: The Elements of what? Elements of Justice 3 hours ago, Lawyer Slip said: You want an explanation Mr. Cash In? Well you've got yourself one. In my years, I've seen some things, and one of the things I've seen is what geese will do when they are mad. I've seen geese attack and greatly hurt fellow ponies. And Cursing Goose had the capabilities of inflicting such harm, especially if it can swear so powerfully that one can receive pain. And I don't believe I ever said what kind of blows to the head my client received. For all we know, they could've been mental blows powerful enough to cause brain damage. Is the prosecution implying that the harm came from Ms Silvermoon's creation, Cursing Goose? Was Cursing Goose under direct orders from the defendant to hurt Ms Wizard, or were they acting on their own volition? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Totally not Silky June 9 Author Administrator Share June 9 Personally. I blame @Wizard for this drama. All @Shiny Silvermoon wanted to do was show her some cool stuff. *pulls more popcorn out of her pocketses to munch* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IridescentEdge 174 June 9 Share June 9 I don’t think there’s any evidence of verbal communication causing concussions. *I turn to the mare next to me with the popcorn.* Can I have some? 1 1 ('c') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Totally not Silky June 9 Author Administrator Share June 9 46 minutes ago, IridescentEdge said: I don’t think there’s any evidence of verbal communication causing concussions. *I turn to the mare next to me with the popcorn.* Can I have some? Of course. Just shhh don't let the judge see you. I have a feeling his "confiscation of evidence" is just his own grumbly tummy trying to steal our snack. O and do not mind that it is pocket popcorn! *crunch crunch crunch* 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiny Silvermoon 4,223 June 9 Share June 9 23 hours ago, Lawyer Slip said: I can assure you, these documents are legit and not from any villain Dang it! 21 hours ago, IridescentEdge said: Wait...The goose blew up? No, the planet of the goose blew up! I'm not allowed to say the name of the planet, since we aren't in a 18+ tribunal but let me tell you that it's very creative! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IridescentEdge 174 June 9 Share June 9 Spoiler Then you should have said: Quote Especially Cursing Goose, the goose from another planet that got blown up! 1 1 1 ('c') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiny Silvermoon 4,223 June 10 Share June 10 21 hours ago, Ice Princess Silky <3 said: SHE KEEPS MAKING MORE!!!!!! Did I hear somepony ask for more? Say no more! Captain Cowtle was found in a basket in front of a monastery owned by cow monks, when he was a little baby. He was raised by the cows and worshipped the god of cows, Lactos, like them. One day, a huuuuge tree felt onto one of the cows and even the efforts of all the cows combined couldn't lift it. When all hope seemed lost, Greg (that's his real name) felt an unexplainable power course through his shell, as Lactos blessed him with the strength of a cow. With his new power, Greg helped the other cows to lift the tree and save their friend. At this moment, the injured cow said something that changed his life forever and pushed him to become Captain Cowtle. "With a great amount of grease comes a great potential of making cheese out of the milk." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash In 22,835 June 10 Share June 10 On 2025-06-10 at 12:03 AM, Lawyer Slip said: You want an explanation Mr. Cash In? Well you've got yourself one. In my years, I've seen some things, and one of the things I've seen is what geese will do when they are mad. I've seen geese attack and greatly hurt fellow ponies. And Cursing Goose had the capabilities of inflicting such harm, especially if it can swear so powerfully that one can receive pain. And I don't believe I ever said what kind of blows to the head my client received. For all we know, they could've been mental blows powerful enough to cause brain damage. 19 hours ago, Nitobit said: Is the prosecution implying that the harm came from Ms Silvermoon's creation, Cursing Goose? Was Cursing Goose under direct orders from the defendant to hurt Ms Wizard, or were they acting on their own volition? Your honour, the defence requests that a new statement is provided by Ms Wizard's doctor about the nature of these blows. Maybe that'll give us some answers. 1 At first I rejected the zero, but that was because I simply didn't understand it. Now I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitobit 2,069 June 10 Share June 10 3 hours ago, Cash In said: Your honour, the defence requests that a new statement is provided by Ms Wizard's doctor about the nature of these blows. Maybe that'll give us some answers. Is Ms Wizard's doctor in the courtroom? I hope it's not the same doctor that blew up the entire planet of geese 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawyer Slip 2,984 June 11 Share June 11 Your honor one second please. @Ice Princess Silky <3 WE NEED A DOCTOR 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pencil Pouch June 11 Share June 11 The totally legit doctor trots in. Doesn't matter that her Cutie Mark is a pocket with art supplies in it, because doctors totally carry all those things around too! Also, she's got a totally legit uniform on, so she's totally the real thing! Um, yeah, she's prob—she's definitely brain damaged! Uh, the super duper trooper thingy did it! Just look at how delirious she is! 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard 1,725 June 11 Share June 11 (edited) I'm ready for court. ((OOC: I didn't realise this even started)) Edited June 11 by Wizard 4 2 [Animated banner by Rethajni] My Art page My twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairro M Vagrant 1,288 June 11 Share June 11 Did that Defendant put an advertisement of a nonsense movie in the the court? That should be prevented! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairro M Vagrant 1,288 June 11 Share June 11 (edited) This is so lawful(chaotic!) Poor Wizard She must have been attacked by that malicious goose using this cantrip! Bad goose! We should expel those filthy aliens out of the Forums!!! Matt darkmoon, I mean Shiny Silvermoon should be responsible for this, because she hired this outland goose A probably illegal immigrant! Edited June 11 by Bairro M Vagrant 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawyer Slip 2,984 June 11 Share June 11 2 hours ago, Bairro M Vagrant said: This is so lawful(chaotic!) Poor Wizard She must have been attacked by that malicious goose using this cantrip! Bad goose! We should expel those filthy aliens out of the Forums!!! Matt darkmoon, I mean Shiny Silvermoon should be responsible for this, because she hired this outland goose A probably illegal immigrant! Yes! Thank you Barrio! I believe that the goose was either using its otherworldly powers, or this spell to cause such harm to my client. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitobit 2,069 June 11 Share June 11 2 hours ago, Bairro M Vagrant said: This is so lawful(chaotic!) Poor Wizard She must have been attacked by that malicious goose using this cantrip! Bad goose! We should expel those filthy aliens out of the Forums!!! Matt darkmoon, I mean Shiny Silvermoon should be responsible for this, because she hired this outland goose A probably illegal immigrant! 28 minutes ago, Lawyer Slip said: Yes! Thank you Barrio! I believe that the goose was either using its otherworldly powers, or this spell to cause such harm to my client. There is only one way to find out. 12 hours ago, Pencil Pouch said: The totally legit doctor trots in. Doesn't matter that her Cutie Mark is a pocket with art supplies in it, because doctors totally carry all those things around too! Also, she's got a totally legit uniform on, so she's totally the real thing! Um, yeah, she's prob—she's definitely brain damaged! Uh, the super duper trooper thingy did it! Just look at how delirious she is! Totally legit doctor, does the damage look like a result of being targeted either by otherworldly powers, or Vicious Mockery Enchantment Cantrip from Baldur's Gate 3? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pencil Pouch June 11 Share June 11 14 minutes ago, Nitobit said: There is only one way to find out. Totally legit doctor, does the damage look like a result of being targeted either by otherworldly powers, or Vicious Mockery Enchantment Cantrip from Baldur's Gate 3? Uh, well, aren't those both "other worldly"? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard 1,725 June 11 Share June 11 Titanium spins up her wheelchair, crashing it into court at full speed. She points at @Shiny Silvermoon and yells in gibberish "Ooo! Udid ndis to meEeEe" 3 1 [Animated banner by Rethajni] My Art page My twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiny Silvermoon 4,223 June 11 Share June 11 17 hours ago, Wizard said: I'm ready for court. ((OOC: I didn't realise this even started)) Then, you absolutely need to see the first post I made in this court! 8 hours ago, Bairro M Vagrant said: This is so lawful(chaotic!) Poor Wizard She must have been attacked by that malicious goose using this cantrip! Bad goose! We should expel those filthy aliens out of the Forums!!! Matt darkmoon, I mean Shiny Silvermoon should be responsible for this, because she hired this outland goose A probably illegal immigrant! Is this really the direction we want to take this? I don't feel comfortable, right now! 6 hours ago, Lawyer Slip said: Yes! Thank you Barrio! I believe that the goose was either using its otherworldly powers, or this spell to cause such harm to my client. Superma- I mean Cursing Goose as nothing to do with this! You have no proof that it was caused by the words of powe- I mean the bad words! He didn't even use his power in the presence of @Wizard! Cursing Goose has saved many lives, since he became a superhero! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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