We're all dead

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

At approximatly 6:36 pm Central time, the world received dreadful news.

 

We are all destined to die at a sooner time than we truly expected.

 

Forget all the rumors of the disaster of the world by global warming, or a natural disaster.

 

No my friends, the end of the world is here now.

 

And the evil beings who shall destroy the world have shown their faces.

 

For years, the cockroach has bothered the human species, infesting their homes and being a nuisance.

 

For years, the fly has just annoyed anyone who wants to eat food, or try to sleep.

 

By themselves, they are harmless.

 

But together, they are an unstoppable force.

 

And this is what has occurred, my friends.

 

My informant, Neikos Jubilee, has informed me that the roaches and flies have joined together to make one super soldier.

 

[6:36:57 PM | Edited 6:37:03 PM] Neikos: I just crushed a fly... and it flew away. WTH did they mix it with cockroaches? x)

 

We must all escape to the underground vaults, my fellow humans.

 

The end of days is near, we must find shelter at this moment..

 

For the cockroach flies are coming for us all.

 

haa hahaha ha haHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *serious face* bring it on

[null123456 759]

Solution: THE BIGGEST FLY SWATTER EVER!

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

other solution, we all become a pyro

[JhonHipster 124]

Good thing I'm a robot. I will miss my creators. Beep. Boop.