private The Zombie Apocalypse

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''Calm down! Keep an open mind.. Just pretend the bites are little cuts, and that the zombies are actually puppy dogs.. And that your gun or metal pole is a gumball dispenser.. And when you kill them.. Pretend there just taking a quick little nap. Did that help?'' Splinter said while cocking an eyebrow.

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Snow Flake's jaw just dropped at Splinter's advice. "Are you bucking kidding me? That kind of thinking will get you nowhere! C'mon you honestly think that will work at all? Hey by the looks of Jango being tired she seems okay, I mean zomponies are supposed to have unlimited endurance right?" Snow Flake said while crossing his forelegs.

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''Do you want me to get drunk again?'' Splinter said while looking at Snow. ''Because that was only small example of what I'm like when I'm drunk.'' Splinter said while shrugging.

[Cherry Blossom 864]

"I think that we should discard the beer, not only is it getting Splinter drunk, but it isn't gonna help us at all." Snow Flake said while pointing at the bag full of the alcoholic Applejack Daniels. "I mean how is it gonna help us at all?"

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''I want it..?'' Splinter said while cocking an eyebrow. ''I'll only have one every month, Okay?'' Splinter said while beginning to sweat. Why would he even say that? I like beer.

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"You're a soldier right?" Snow Flake asked while looking at Splinter. "I mean getting drunk in the middle of a zombie apocalypse is a bit dumb don't you think?" Snow Flake said while checking his gun parts.

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''No, I'm not a soldier. And getting drunk is fun.. And you gotta have fun during a shit storm like this.. Right? ... Right?!'' Splinter said while shooting a bullet in the air.

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Snow Flake slapped Splinter in the face. "I lost my family and girlfriend pal. I don't know about you, but I don't call any of this any fun." Snow Flake said as stopped Splinter from wasting any more ammunition.

[Azura 1,107]

"What happened to your family and special somepony, Snow Flake? How did they get killed?" she asked Snow Flake with curiosity.

 

((OOC: Sorry I haven't been posting lately, I'm going off to a trip for the next two days and I don't think I'll be getting much internet access.))

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''Yeah.. Because I have soooo many friends.'' Splinter said while rolling his eyes. ''Let's see my chart. Family is dead, friends are dead, Never had a lasting girlfriend, and I don't really care.'' Splinter said while shrugging.

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"They got killed in a terrorist attack, that's why I joined the Equestrian Marine Corps to prevent the same thing from happening to others." Snow Flake replied as he trotted. "Now let's keep moving, Canterlot can't be too far away."

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''Hate to sound smart.. But wouldn't the terrorist be dead by now? Or are there overpowered Rocket Launchers keeping them alive?'' Splinter said while rolling his eyes. And that was swag.. Well, to me it was.

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"I want something to eat." Jango announced. "I'm very hungry and haven't eaten for awhile. What snacks do we got? How about ..." Jango thought. She did not want to say anything related to pony-meal. "Cookies?" Jango said. She really didn't want cookies..

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''Jango.. Are you okay? Or do I have to shoot you again?'' Splinter said while rolling his eyes. ''Take a cookie, I saved one.'' Splinter said while tossing Jango a chocolate chip cookie.

[Sun 34]

Jango stomped the floor in anger. "Shoot me, again?" Jango asked confused, yet snappy.

"So you've shot me once before?" Jango roared. "I don't believe you have!"

Jango took the cookie and threw it on the ground, there she stomped on it,

smashing the cookie into millions of pieces.

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''Uh..'' Splinter said while sweating. ''I can.. Explain?'' Splinter said while sweating. He raised his gun. ''Don't make me do it on purpose this time.'' Splinter said while reloading his gun.

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Snow Flake pointed his Socom pistol at Splinter's head at point black range. "Not on my watch. Now lower the gun nice and easy." Snow Flake said as he gestured Splinter to stand down. "Now let's do this is the easy way Splinter, nopony has to get hurt."

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''What do they teach you in the army, Private Twinkle Toes?'' Splinter said while lowering his weapon. ''Now Jango is gonna kill me.. Like everyone else wants to.'' Splinter said while shrugging.

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"It's called serve and protect, one thing you've been avoiding while getting drunk. Now I'll ask you nicely, please lower your weapon." Snow Flake replied as he kept pointing his gun at Splinter's head.

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''Uh.. Excuse me?'' Splinter said while holding his hooves in the air. His gun was on the floor. ''They should change your slogan to look before you shoot.'' Splinter said while rolling his eyes.

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"Now don't do anything fishy, got it? And more more beer until we regroup with the other squads." Snow Flake replied as he lowered his gun as well. "Now let's keep moving, Canterlot can't be too far now." Snow Flake added.

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''Sure.. Whatever.'' Splinter said while rolling his eyes. ''You know.. Jango has been acting weirder lately.'' Splinter said while cocking an eyebrow. ''Do you think it could mean anything?'' Splinter said.

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"let's just not talk about it, I don't want to demoralize the others." Snow Flake replied as he handed back Splinters weapon to him. "Let's worry more about getting that cure and making it to Canterlot."

[Sun 34]

Jango was filled with anger.

So filled, she didn't know wether any filly could

possibly be filled with so much anger at all!

"Why you little....! Acting weird? Acting WEIRD?!

And pointing a gun at me?! I'm only a filly!

And you know what, if I ever become a zombie,

you'll be first on my list mister!" She screamed.

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Splinter laughed. ''Ohohohoho! I'm so scared.. Is the filly gonna bite me with her baby teeth?'' Splinter taunted while laughing. He snorted and shrugged. ''Look kid, You need to calm down. I've been shot, nearly killed, I've even become mentally insane at one point. But do you see me threatening innocent Stallions with a metal pole? I think not. A Killing Spree from yours truly will soon begin.'' Splinter said while rolling his eyes.