private The Zombie Apocalypse

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''Slow Down, Dee!'' Splinter said while trying to catch up. He eventually just ended up flying with her. ''If you can't beat them.. Join them!'' Splinter said to himself.

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"Does anypony think that the cure will work on her?" Snow Flake asked out of boredom. "I mean she's not a zompony, but what do you guys think the effect will be?" Snow Flake added as he looked at Splinter and Daeva.

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"I don't know how Jango will get his previous body back, I guess he'll be stuck with Dee.. Who knows, maybe he'll break down and become Jango again!" she replied Snow Flake.

 

"I hope the cure is a gas so we can spread it all over Equestria.."

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''Agreed. But if it's something else.. I'm not doing it.'' Splinter said while rolling his eyes. ''We should probably teach Dee the ropes..? I mean, She can't even look straight at a zombie.'' Splinter said.

[Sun 34]

"The ropes? What could you possibly mean by the ropes?" Dee shrieked.

"Also. Jango's gone. Sorry to say. She won't be coming back; even if you do use the cure.

I'm not actually sure what will happen if you use the cure, but Jango and Que are long gone.

Maybe if you use it on me, I'll look prettier!"

Dee begins to wave her mane around, smiling as if she's in wonderland thinking of that.

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Splinter put his hoof on his face. ''This is gonna be hard.'' Splinter said. ''And I don't mean damn ropes.'' Splinter said. ''How to lose fear? That is the ropes.'' Splinter said.

[Sun 34]

"Da, da da , da daa!" Dee begins to hum, really loudly and day dream like.

"La, la la, laaa, la la la laaa."

Dee keeps this up, not really paying attention to anything but herself.

If a zombie came up to her, they most likely would be like, 'oh, no brains.'.

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''Are you a idiot? Pay attention!'' Splinter said while looking at Dee. ''Some ponies during the apocalypse...'' Splinter said while rolling his eyes. I'd prefer Jango over this mare!

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Daeva looked at Splinter and gave him a sigh.. "Forget it.." she whispered..

 

They were approaching Canterlot Castle but they had to find a way to get up there, the train was broken in half and the train tracks were split in half.

 

"Any idea how we can get to Canterlot?" she asked.

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''Duh.. We all have wings, right?'' Splinter said while grinning. ''We can just go fly over to Canterlot.'' Splinter said. ''Even a retard like me has some thought.'' Splinter said while smiling/

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"You know Splinter it's not really smart to call a higher ranking officer a retard." Snow Flake said as he chuckled a bit. "Though yeah we all can just fly over, but who knows what's on the other side of the downed train. Want me to check it out first guys?" Snow Flake added.

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''Yeah.. I'm not risking my life again. Though I never have. So go ahead bro!'' Splinter said while laughing. ''Okay. Where were we? Oh yeah, Teaching Private Pretty how to fight.'' Splinter said.

[Sun 34]

"Fly...so high! Like a birdie." Dee began to sing so stupidely,

maybe someone should kill her. This is going to be a handful.

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Daeva was slightly irritated by Dee's stupidity and was also insulted by Splinter's comment but now wasn't the time to get angry at them just yet.

 

She didn't say anything and flew over the train, she saw a few groups of zombies and nothing much.

 

"We're clear.." she whispered as she threw a cluster grenade that shattered most of the zombies.

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''I'm going to shoot myself in the damn head if she keeps acting like this..'' Splinter said. ''Good work, Daeva.'' Splinter said. Dee is getting annoying.. Too annoying.

[Sun 34]

A pegazombie came flying towards her, and Dee shrieked.

She began fussing, and kicking stupidly.

The zombie bit her foot, and she shrieked again.

It was about to eat her alive, though...she'd become a new pony.

( She's getting on my nerves too. Let her die so I can be some other pony. xD )

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Splinter shot the zombie in the head. ''Boom.'' Splinter said. He ran to Dee. ''I need a med kit! Wait.. Does this mean she'll become a new Pony?! WOOHOO!'' Splinter said while grinning. He jumped around with a smile on his face.

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Snow Flake pulled out his handgun, flew over to Dee and pointed at her head in point black range. "Goodnight." He said as he pulled the trigger and blew Dee's brains out. He looked at everypony, "What? Hey don't look at me, you all wanted to do it." he said as he threw up a few seconds later. Obviously he hasn't killed a pony before, at least not a zombie pony.

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''Aww. I wanted to do it!'' Splinter said while frowning. ''Oh well.. Who's going to carry her body until another one comes?'' Splinter said while cocking an eyebrow.

[Sun 34]

Dee immediatly died, her body turning to dust. The dust began to grow into a new pony, about the same height. She was all black; very odd. She had red eyes, and a white main, with sparkling streaks in. She opened her eyes, and looked at the people. "Huh. Thought I'd get a better bunch." She said, spitting beside her. Was she going to be like Que? Or... Jango, or .... Dee?

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''Who's it gonna be.. Who's it gonna be?'' Splinter said while shrugging. ''And it's Que Number 2!'' Splinter said while smiling. ''Is this a good thing? Or a bad thing?'' Splinter said.

[Sun 34]

"Que number 2?" She snapped, "I'm no number 2. I'm a number one."

She moved up to his face, "So don't you ever forget that or we're going to have a problem."

"And if you must know, the name's Azzi." Azzi scoffed.

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Snow Flake pulled out his pistol again, but this time he threw it over to Azzi. "Alright miss number one, be sure to use that pistol to put a hole in anything that's undead." He said while looking at the two.

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''Hell..'' Splinter whispered. ''Okay, Where were we? Get to the train.. Blah Blah Blah. Snow's Plan. That's it, Right? I'm not a very good listener.'' Splinter said sarcastically while rolling his eyes.

[Sun 34]

"Well you should be, unless you want to be killed." Azzi said to him, acting as if he's a baby, just to make him mad.

"Then again. Who cares?" She said in a high school mare's voice, acting giddy.

Her face then turned back to emotionless, and a killer looking one too.