private The Zombie Apocalypse

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''Oh.. Go jump off a cliff.'' Splinter said while rolling his eyes. ''So, Snow. On a scale of one to ten.. What do you rate this one?'' Splinter whispered. Did she just.. Nah.

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"If she leaves me alone I'll give her a nice 9 out of 10 and if she bugs you a lot I'll give her a perfect 10 out of 10." Snow Flake replied to Splinter as he laughed. "Now let's hurry up, Charlie squad can't be too far off."

[Azura 1,107]

Everypony flew up to Canterlot, as they approached the gates they heard a lot of zombies coming from the inside.

 

"Sounds like those zombies are having a good time.." she said with a grin.

 

Daeva stood in front of the gates "Stand back everypony, I'll blow this door up with some C4." as she took out a pack of explosives and placed it in the middle.

 

"Boom." she joked as the doors shattered into bits.

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''MOTHA BUCKA KILLING TIME!'' Splinter yelled in a western accent. He jumped into the crowd and laughed. ''I'm an idiot, Mama! I'm an idiot!'' Splinter said. He shot one in the head and laughed wildly.

[Azura 1,107]

"This is going to be fun.." she said with a grin as she took out her two pistols and accurately planted every single bullet in all of their brains, leaving stains on the walls behind them as the bullet shot out of their back skull.

 

There will still a lot of zombies around them but a lot of them are somewhat afraid.

 

"Lets move before any more attack.." as she flew up the stairs and landed on the top floor.

[Cherry Blossom 864]

"If the cure exists then I'm a mass murderer, so be it." Snow Flake said as he pulled out his LR-300 and started making bullet holes in every zombie on sight. "Frag out!" Snow Flake yelled as he tossed a fragmentation grenade.

[Azura 1,107]

The grenade blew the zombies into bits and pieces, blood and gore all over the place. "Let's get moving before any more show up!" she said as she found the exit from the castle.

 

"This way everypony!"

[Sun 34]

"Yeah, you're an idiot. Now shut up before I slit your throat." Azzi snapped at Splinter.

"And if you dare insult me back, well. You'll just find out if you do."

Azzi did an evil smile as she looked around, still keeping up.

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''Hey, I'm not the one with 9 lives.. Don't make me kill you again.'' Splinter said under his breath. ''Let's keep going. Were going to get there at one point.. Right?'' Splinter said.

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[Cherry Blossom 864]

"Let's hurry! We can't let everypony's death be in vain!" Snow Flake said to them as he continued giving them covering fire. He eventually ran out of ammo and chucked his LR-300 at the zombies. He then pulled out his socom.

[Sun 34]

"You'll regret that!" Azzi screamed. She quickly bucked him in the nose with her back legs.

She spinned, holding a knife to his neck. "Make one more move..." She spat.

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''Yeah.. Soon you'll be the last one on this bucking planet! So make a damn choice. Kill every last one of us.. Or keep us alive. Your lucky I haven't blasted your brains out yet, Now get the hell off me!'' Splinter said while pushing the knife away from his neck. ''Did you hear me, Twinkle Toes? I said MOVE!'' Splinter said while pushing Azzi off of him. ''Okay.. Let's keep moving.'' Splinter said while taking a deep breath.

[Sun 34]

"Don't tell me what to do, you imbecile." She spat.

"You couldn't blow my brains even if you tried."

She said before throwing the knife to his forehead.

She purposely made it miss, and only graze his mane, cutting off a little bit of hair.

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''You will be sent home to your mama's corpse in a BOX!'' Splinter said while getting up. The knife had given him a cut in his mane. ''You are a spineless worm! You are a mistake of nature! You are walking vomit!'' Splinter said in a soldier tone of voice while looking at Azzi.

[Sun 34]

"I'll rip out your eyes with your grandma's antique spoon.

Shove them down your throat, so you can watch me tear apart your carcass from the inside."

Azzi said. Would she really do it? Yes she would..

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''You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!'' Splinter said with blood in his eyes. ''Now shut up and TROT!'' Splinter said.

[Sun 34]

Azzi pulled out her gun again, and this time aimed at his forehead.

She shot the bullet out, as it wizzed right towards his forehead.

She waited for only seconds, seconds it would take to finally hit it. But when?

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Splinter ducked. ''Oops.. I lived.'' Splinter taunted. ''Not so tough are ya now, tough mare?'' Splinter said while sticking his tongue out at Azzi. He continued trotting. Maybe I should kill her..

[Sun 34]

Azzi smiled before pointing the gun to her own head.

"Good thing I know who's next." She smiled evily before pulling the trigger.

She burst into dust, and a new mare appeared. Her cutie mark was hidden.

Her eyes beamed red. Her mane flowed black. Her body was a darker black than her hair.

She looked very scary, but pretty.

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''BUUUUUUU- Ohh! Hello!'' Splinter said while smirking. He was interested in this new mare. ''Name, Gender, Number.'' Splinter said while winking. Wow.. She's really dark. I like it! It's like looking at a gender swapped mirror.

[Sun 34]

"Name. Ronnie. Gender. Female. Number. 5." She said, not changing her expression from before.

She looked towards him. Then towards a zombie. She walked up to the zombie slowly.

The zombie took one look at her, and began to walk the other way.

"Trot away my friend, trot away." As she said this, the zombie began to trot away, doing as it's told.

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''What the.. How did you just... What?'' Splinter said. ''Your awesome.'' Splinter said while smiling. ''Names Splinter..'' Splinter said. ''Hey, Snow. When do we go?'' Splinter said.

[Sun 34]

"Splinter. A small, thin, sharp piece of wood, glass, or similar material

broken off from a larger piece of the same material." She defined his name.

Then she looked towards the pony known as snow.

"Snow. Atmospheric water vapor frozen into ice crystals and falling

in light white flakes or lying on the ground as a white layer."

She smiled. "Sorry if you're annoyed by my babbling. I will stop now."

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''Nah, I like it. Keeps me up with the world.'' Splinter said while smiling. Because I'm 10 years behind. ''So.. What do you want to do while Snow daydreams?'' Splinter said while cocking an eyebrow.

[Sun 34]

"I don't know. What do ponies of your kind do?"

Ronnie asked before looking towards some more zombies coming towards them.

"Please turn away. I don't want you here."

Ronnie stared them in the eyes, and they turned around doing as she said.