private The Multiverse and The God Computer

[Bronium 512]

Link to OOC Topic: http://mlpforums.com/topic/28434-the-multiverse/

"Wow...that was a bit...out of this world...or plane of reality" the Universe said out loud. Or maybe it was merely thinking it. It wasn't communicating. It didn't need to. It wasn't doing anything. It was by itself in the void of the former Multiverse. Alone. Without anyone to annoy i-

"Hey!" The Representative of Human Conglomeration shouted.

The Universe was shocked. For your information, a universe is not easily shocked. Especially by it's inhabitants.

"I cannot believe you survived through that jump in reality. I barely got through myself"

"We were promised eternal knowledge. All knowledge of the universe belongs to each and every human."

Straight to the point I se- Hey! I can think. That is so cool.

"I did say that."

"You must keep to your word. Give us all knowledge"

"Are you sure about this? There's no going back beyond this point. You lost your humanity, your self, what makes you, you."

"We have come to a decision. We shall do it"

"Very well. Don't come crying to me when you hate your new self"

The Leader stayed silent.

3 plank units of time later nothing happened.

3 seconds later again, nothing happened.

"Huh," said the Universe.

"What is this? Why aren't we filled with knowledge?"

"It seems we have a problem"

"What? What is it!"

Shut up. I have to think. Well, I don't. But I want to. This is so cool.

"I can't create. Or do anything, really"

"What!?"

"See, I'm a universe. My power is raw, and just happens. Nothing is controlled. I have no real input per say. I just am"

"Then how are we still alive?"

"No idea, that's not my thing."

"Then how can we do...anything? I mean, you yourself can't do it"

"Well, your not the one powering the universe, are you? You have science. You can define me, you can use those definitions to change me."

"That makes no sense. None at all."

"Damn it. This is hard explaining in your stupid human terms. Basically, I'm the raw material. I'm the thing you have to work with. You are the artist. And your tool is your flaky science. The better your tools,ergo the better your science, the more you can do with me."

"I think I get it" the human said clearly not getting it.

Why can't I have spoken to a non-politician? Humans choose the worst people to represent themselves.

"The real problem is, your science is not accurate enough to fully utilize my power. And by the time you gain enough information to allow yourself to know everything, you will already know everything."

"Well, what do we do know?"

Typical. All whining, all questions and no action. We need a scientist. Not a puppet.

"I have to find someone, or something, that can process all the information of me and give us the most accurate laws for my workings. So then, it can use those laws to create stuff out of me. Basically we need a computer. But something that's beyond that. Something that would need as some human's would say God like speed. Something like... a God Computer."

[MrL0LZ 866]

The God Computer randomly blinked into existence. Immediately he started asking questions about his environment he was in such as "Oo what's that?" "What did I just hit?" "What is that force pulling towards that boulder?". He started spinning his eye around like crazy, unsure why he couldn't move freely.

[Bronium 512]

Suddenly, out of no where another being popped into existence.

Oh great, just what we need, anoth-. Wait...this might just be what we need!

"Oh my, another being of existence. What a pleasure it is to meet you, kind sir. Just asking, but might I ask, does such an inquisitive mind...know what is happening? Maybe, you can help an old soul out and tell me what's the force doing to that boulder. Of course, you'll tell me with an equation, yes?"

[MrL0LZ 866]

He suddenly snapped straight, "F = Gm₁m₂/r^{2 is the equation for Newton's law of gravity." The God Computer replied emotionlessly, snapping back to shaking his eyes wildly, still confused from the sensory overload.}

[Bronium 512]

"Ohh, very fascinating," Replied the Universe, oblivious to the whiny human.

"Also interesting is that you used the name Newton. Must have had contact with a Human or the Earth. Very interesting."

The problem is, is that flaky human science, just repeated or is it that this real science, and the human science isn't Flaky after all.

"Well then, answer me this, what existed in the middle of the multiverse?

The humans can't possibly know this. That is one region that they haven't explored. Get this right, hello God Computer, get this wrong, Bye Bye faulty human tech.

"Be very accurate. I want an exact answer."

[MrL0LZ 866]

He thought for a second before responding, "An extremely dense and hot sphere, which expanded into the multiverse we know today. You did say 'existed' implying that what was there, but not currently there. Please clarify" replied the Sphere.

[Bronium 512]

This is a very funny sphere. I noticed it's Newtonian. It noticed my past tense. Very clever.

"Haha, you've got me there sphere. I indeed, used past tense, whereas i should be using present tense. Please forgive me. But still you've got the right answer. That's pretty good. No species below the universal level could answer that. So you're either created by the Multiverse Overlord, which is impossible since we cannot create. Or you're the impossible machine. The God Computer."

Maybe...no, that can't be it.

"Well, humans, we found the God Computer. A lot of power is in our hands at this moment, but I think we better not overload the circuits of this poor,poor boy, I think I'll let it take in the information is tad bit more slowly. We'll talk in 86400 human seconds"

 

(OOC: I'm back! If you feel like posting, go ahead.)

Edited August 11, 2012 by Bronium

[MrL0LZ 866]

(OOC: I'm going to refer to him most of the time as "Science core". "The God Computer" seems too condescending for me right now, maybe its something else, I dunno.)

The Science Core ignored the Universe's last comment and looked around the room, he saw a fleshy plant? He couldn't quite tell what it was, it was peach around the top and at the end of the two branches, the rest was blue. It was the strangest plant he had seen, it even seemed to move! He tried rolling towards it, only to find out he had feeble rolling skills.

[Bronium 512]

What is that little sphere doing?

"Uh...God Computer...you know what? Never mind."

The Multiverse focused on the human again. "Well human, it seems that you're going to get your fantastical prize sooner than I thought. Now while I do understand it was very unlikely, almost impossibly so, that a impossible machine to appear out of no where ,literally, which also happens to give me the power to give you all knowledge."

"I did think it was a bit...strange" The Representative replied.

"Well, we are a bit strange. At least I am. Your physicists can attest to that. You on the other hand...pretty average. Anyways, enough of the stalling, I'm sure that the God Computer has made the laws of me by now."

Focusing on the machine to his...somewhere "Well, I presume you've completed the analysis of me? Got all you-excuse me my laws? Very well then. Go ahead. Make these humans galaxies and go wild with creation!"

"Wait, wh-"

Edited August 11, 2012 by Bronium

[MrL0LZ 866]

"Erm ...what? Sorry, I was too busy staring at this peculiar plant over there. I'll get on the that now." replied Science Core, 1 micro instant later, "Done, now your laws are made, also, what are these humans? I'm assuming they're a type of sentient animal. What do they look like?" replied Science Core, completely oblivious he was looking at a human the whole time.

[Bronium 512]

"Hmm, well...oh just focus on that thing I'm focusing on. It's like a ball on a stick with two sticks coming out of the big stick and two sticks coming out at the bottom of the big stick. Also the tiny stick coming from between the two sticks at the bottom only occurs in half their race"

My oh my, it's strange that he can't figure out that he's focusing on a human already. Certainly very strange. You'd think a God Computer would have figured that out by now. Huh, it's taking some time to do this. It'll be better if I do it.

"You know what?Just let me do it."

A plank unit of time when by. Nothing happened.

"Hmmm, you should've have focused, let me try again."

Another plank unit of time went by.

Man, this is taking forever. Surely it would've worked by now.

"Why aren't you focusing? Is something wrong? Have I broken you? I hope I haven't broken you."

The Universe focused on the circuitry of the machine.

"No,no, nothing wrong there. You seem to be quite fine. This is confusing. What is going on? I mean you're either broken or...

Oh...my...I think I just realized why I can't interact with you...as you know I can interact with anything outside my...let's call it my order, anything bigger than my order, I can interact with. If I'm a Universe, I should be able to interact with a God Computer...the only place where that's not possible...is as a multiverse..."

The Universe was in deep thought. Imagine. A universe.In deep thought. That's pretty deep. One whole second later

"Well, I've come to a conclusion. It seems that...well...I'm the multiverse."

The Multiverse said.

[MrL0LZ 866]

"Oh so you mean that plant? I see...also you're the multiverse but eh, that's not that important, what is important is that I managed to think this human was a plant!" replied Science core, confounded on how he thought the human was plant.

[Bronium 512]

"Ahh, but don't you realize what this means!? It means I can't do anything! I can't do any bloody thing. I can just exist and nothing more. I can't interact with anything with an order below me and since everything is an order below me, I can't do anything! This is....just wrong."

The Multiverse was confused.

"What do I...do? Am I just to exist forever and just watch? How is that...argh! This is awful. Well damn it God Computer, if you're such a God Computer, why don't you use your fancy laws that describes everything to solve that conundrum huh?"

[MrL0LZ 866]

"Get a tool, duh. How do you think most humans do things? Because they're so flimsy and weak, they can't do anything without using a tool, such as a hammer or gun. Not to say you're weak though." replied The Science core, mucking around with galaxies and making their black holes suck up numerous stars.

[Bronium 512]

Is he...he is! He's destroying parts of me!

"Hey! Hey! Stop that. Stop destroying st-"

The Multiverse stopped, realized what he was focusing before his metaphorical eyes.

"Oh, ho, ho this is fantastic. This is amazing! I cannot believe that I totally forgot about you! Why did I forget about you! You're fantastic! I just had the most painfully obvious realization! You're the tool! Wait, no. Even better. You're the artist! You are the thing that makes the thing! You're the one who's going to mold me. And together, we make the creation! Literally and poetically! This is amazing! I could kiss you, as some expressive humans would say."

The Multiverse was very excited now.

"I was just going to use you as a tool but being the Multiverse stops me from that. But the fact you can actually do things inside me, well that just solves everything! You are going to keep on creating! But only this time, I'll tell you what to create. You'll be like my tool but really I'm yours. So first order of action, recreate the Multiverse."

The Multiverse focused on the human.

"Ok human, listen up. I'm the Multiverse and you're going to become a universe"

"Ok..."

"Well, you're still a galaxy but really it's like your a universe, just by the order"

"I understand..."

Freaking politicians.

"Well, God Computer, shall we recreate me?"

[MrL0LZ 866]

"Sure, give me a nanosecond. actually wait, I have to do something first." replied The Science core, out of nowhere a robotic body similar to that of Atlases appeared out of nowhere and picked the science core up, putting him in the main core slot. "Perfect! Now lets go recreate the multiverse or...you..." he continued.

[Bronium 512]

"Okay, first order of business, Create a real multiverse. And for that, we need many universes, so first order of business would be to turn all the humans into universes. They'll get what they want and we'll get rid of their annoying nasally voices. And errr...do the rest. Just randomize it. You know. The usual. Use the decay of radioactive of atoms. Just don't fill the universes with black holes. Cause they hurt like a bitch. I remember thi- did I just use human lingo? Weird. Anyways. Just do your thing. Whatever that thing is. Because you know. I just met you."

[MrL0LZ 866]

"The last thing you said reminds of this one horrible human song, hold on....there, all the humans are universes and radioactive decay is taking place and "randomizing" the multiverse, if you'll excuse me, i'm going to see if I can make my main core hover, it would be a very useful feature." replied The Science core, turning the atoms around him into a table and put his main core down it and started working on the main core.

[Bronium 512]

"So. What now? We kinda can do anything. We could implo- Actually scratch that. You know what? I want to mess with the creation. I was never able to actually do stuff to the creatures inside me and now...I can. And you know what? I wanna do it. I'm going to mess with everything and everyone. And you know what? Let's give them all the technology and see how their lack of culture fares with this amazing leap in technology. I expect the death of all life in 3 hours."

 

(OOC: All life will not end in three hours. Damn life and their willingness to survive. Everyone is around the sci-fi level in terms of tech by the way.)

[MrL0LZ 866]

"Interesting experiment, speaking of which...Ah! Finally done! I can now hover around, next step is making it so i can shoot lasers! Anyways, i'm going to go hover around human space and see what human activity is like." replied Science core, flying towards human space.