Cat Problems

[R Dash 5000 12]

I have a very serious problem with my cat. It can't fly. Why cant my cat fly? I got it a couple months back, and i was thinking i should get a personal tutor to

Teach my cat on how to fly. Anyways, why wont my cat fly?

[Mephala 2,635]

...I have no idea if you're serious or what. Either you're trolling or you're very high.

Good luck on...er...getting your cat to fly without it breaking all its bones o__O

[R Dash 5000 12]

I was thinking for a personal tutor. And right now

I think nyan cat would be the best tutor. Becuz nyan cat knows how to fly! In space.... Without dying.....

 

EDIT: And have a poptart body

Edited August 12, 2012 by R Dash 5000

[Jokuc 8,174]

Your cat can not fly because you probably haven't given it any Redbull, which it needs to be able to fly.

 

Seriously though, topics like this belongs in Forum Lounge

Edited August 12, 2012 by Mr. Pillow

[R Dash 5000 12]

Your cat can not fly because you probably haven't given it any Redbull, which it needs to be able to fly.

 

Seriously though, topics like this belongs in Forum Lounge

 

 

Okay. Sorry still new to these forums, ill find out how everything works soon. Thanks brony! Ill take

That for future advice

[MuniMoose 489]

Kill a large bird and take its wings then surgically atattch the wings to the spinal cord along the two front shoulders. Then implant a microcipe that well allow the cat to move the wings. Slowly teach it how to fly start small then work up.Well this work hell if I know.

[Master Chief 184]

Hmmm.... This sounds VERY serious! Your cat suffers from "Dumbbell Syndrome". It weighs more than the average cat and therefore cannot take off on its own. Perhaps you should see a veterinarian over this sort of thing. Either your cat has Dumbbell Syndrome or it does't have enough mental chi. Either way, you're better off trading it for another cat at a fine cat retailer. Good luck Edited August 12, 2012 by Rainbow Dash G4

[Some_random_guy 1,857]

Are you sure it can't fly. I might be flying when you are not watching. I would set up a camera and make sure it can not fly.

[Juggler 345]

Go and buy an airplane ticket.

 

If you're cheap, throw the cat out of the window and see how it goes.

[Key Gear 6,664]

This thread appears to be some manner of random (but strangely enjoyable) nonsense, or something spammy of the sort. Thus, it has been sentenced to the Forum Lounge section of Cloudsdale Colosseum.

 

By the way, don't try a catapult. The SPCA will be all over you if you do that. And, animal abuse is bad, mmkay? This is an automatically generated message, by the way.

Edited August 12, 2012 by Scootacool