Help again, guys.

[MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406]

So guys, I'm in desperate need of help. There are multiple warrants for my arrest, and the police have been in pursuit of me for a long time, now. I guess it's best to recap the whole story.

It was just a week ago. I woke up like any other day, unwilling to get out of bed, yet knowing I'd have to. Turning, I felt something tear beneath me. Looking down in horror, I saw what I had done. My matress tag was half pulled off.

At the sight of this, I panicked.

Attempting to hide this, I tucked it inside of that little space between the bed frame and the matress itself. I thought no one would notice, so I cautiously proceeded with my day. Everything went well, until I went back to my room later that night when it was time for bed time.

Getting into my bed, I began to sing the Sleep song, like always.

I am not

Messing up the covers

Sliding in

So as not to wrinkle all the sheets

Making sure the quilt stays nice and clean

Have you even seen a bed so neat?

I'm getting into bed

 

Sleep sleep sleep

Time to go to sleep now

It is night

And I need to sleep while it is dark

I am really tired, time for sleep now

Tired tired tired, sleep sleep sleep

I'm getting into bed

 

Satisfied, I turned beneath the sheets.

 

 

To hear another rip. Frightened, I checked the tag.

RIPPED.

Swat teams were soon awaiting me outside my house. It was inevitable that I'd be caught.

The lead officer ran in to my room, and pointed his gun at me.

And suddenly to my surprise,

 

He did the mash.

He did the monster mash.

[Crispy 5,563]

...Did they tell you, Djenty?

 

Did they tell you... the word?

 

B-B-B-BIRD BIRD BIRD. BIRD IS THE WORD.

[Bohtty 1,775]

Soap box radio!

[Sepia-chan 495]

[Dragonshy 2,305]

MAKE A SERIOUS THREAD ALREADY DJENTY! Edited August 17, 2012 by Dragonshy

[Starshine 16,330]

Here, take this

[Dusty Soul 2,611]

... not what I was expecting, but ok...

There's nothing left to do, but smash out your back door and run like hell.

[MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406]

MAKE A SERIOUS THREAD ALREADY DJENTY!

 

You so silly.

I AM serious.

 

 

We all know that's never going to happen

 

 

[Bohtty 1,775]

Here, take this

 

WAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH O,......,o

[Shiki 5,854]

I actually got legitimately nervous/worried for OP's well-being while reading through the very beginning of the thread. I really need to stay away from the Forum Lounge.

[MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406]

I actually got legitimately nervous/worried for OP's well-being while reading through the very beginning of the thread. I really need to stay away from the Forum Lounge.

 

 

Protip: Every thread I make is probably an elaborate joke

 

 

[Kazuki Fuse 534]

I....

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

MAKE A SERIOUS THREAD ALREADY DJENTY!

 

[Twiliscael 3,960]

I'm not even gonna respond to this.

[XUNUSEDXXX 3,459]

PFFFT

[MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406]

I'm not even gonna respond to this.

 

I AIN'T EVEN MAD

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Goddamnit, my coffee came out of my nose. I was in pain but I couldn't stop laughing. Darn you Djenty!

[MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406]

Goddamnit, my coffee came out of my nose. I was in pain but I couldn't stop laughing. Darn you Djenty!

 

Then my plan worked!