MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406 August 17, 2012 Share August 17, 2012 So guys, I'm in desperate need of help. There are multiple warrants for my arrest, and the police have been in pursuit of me for a long time, now. I guess it's best to recap the whole story. It was just a week ago. I woke up like any other day, unwilling to get out of bed, yet knowing I'd have to. Turning, I felt something tear beneath me. Looking down in horror, I saw what I had done. My matress tag was half pulled off. At the sight of this, I panicked. Attempting to hide this, I tucked it inside of that little space between the bed frame and the matress itself. I thought no one would notice, so I cautiously proceeded with my day. Everything went well, until I went back to my room later that night when it was time for bed time. Getting into my bed, I began to sing the Sleep song, like always. I am not Messing up the covers Sliding in So as not to wrinkle all the sheets Making sure the quilt stays nice and clean Have you even seen a bed so neat? I'm getting into bed Sleep sleep sleep Time to go to sleep now It is night And I need to sleep while it is dark I am really tired, time for sleep now Tired tired tired, sleep sleep sleep I'm getting into bed Satisfied, I turned beneath the sheets. To hear another rip. Frightened, I checked the tag. RIPPED. Swat teams were soon awaiting me outside my house. It was inevitable that I'd be caught. The lead officer ran in to my room, and pointed his gun at me. And suddenly to my surprise, He did the mash. He did the monster mash. 6 I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER /WRISTS On 4/28/2013 at 8:13 PM, gooM said: Djenty...man you are crazy, but an awesome sort of crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispy 5,563 August 17, 2012 Share August 17, 2012 ...Did they tell you, Djenty? Did they tell you... the word? B-B-B-BIRD BIRD BIRD. BIRD IS THE WORD. 2 GET IN THE PIT On 8/23/2012 at 1:54 AM, Djenty said: ON MLP 4UMS ERRYTHIN IS SRS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohtty 1,775 August 17, 2012 Share August 17, 2012 Soap box radio! Legit signature made by Shift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sepia-chan 495 August 17, 2012 Share August 17, 2012 1 Objection! Hold it! Take that! Gotcha! Eureka! I like video games and anime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonshy 2,305 August 17, 2012 Share August 17, 2012 (edited) MAKE A SERIOUS THREAD ALREADY DJENTY! Edited August 17, 2012 by Dragonshy 3 Yeh Want to know how to get more page views? Click here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starshine 16,335 August 17, 2012 Share August 17, 2012 Here, take this 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Soul 2,612 August 17, 2012 Share August 17, 2012 ... not what I was expecting, but ok... There's nothing left to do, but smash out your back door and run like hell. 1 Soundcloud-------------------Facebook---------------------------Youtube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406 August 17, 2012 Author Share August 17, 2012 MAKE A SERIOUS THREAD ALREADY DJENTY! You so silly. I AM serious. We all know that's never going to happen 1 I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER /WRISTS On 4/28/2013 at 8:13 PM, gooM said: Djenty...man you are crazy, but an awesome sort of crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohtty 1,775 August 17, 2012 Share August 17, 2012 Here, take this WAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH O,......,o 2 Legit signature made by Shift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiki 5,856 August 17, 2012 Share August 17, 2012 I actually got legitimately nervous/worried for OP's well-being while reading through the very beginning of the thread. I really need to stay away from the Forum Lounge. You'll be entranced by me ♥ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406 August 17, 2012 Author Share August 17, 2012 I actually got legitimately nervous/worried for OP's well-being while reading through the very beginning of the thread. I really need to stay away from the Forum Lounge. Protip: Every thread I make is probably an elaborate joke I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER /WRISTS On 4/28/2013 at 8:13 PM, gooM said: Djenty...man you are crazy, but an awesome sort of crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazuki Fuse 534 August 17, 2012 Share August 17, 2012 I.... Eh? Nandatte? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akemi Homura 7,681 August 17, 2012 Share August 17, 2012 MAKE A SERIOUS THREAD ALREADY DJENTY! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twiliscael 3,960 August 17, 2012 Share August 17, 2012 I'm not even gonna respond to this. I tend to take the high road, get stoned, and fly low . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XUNUSEDXXX 3,459 August 17, 2012 Share August 17, 2012 PFFFT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406 August 17, 2012 Author Share August 17, 2012 I'm not even gonna respond to this. I AIN'T EVEN MAD I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER /WRISTS On 4/28/2013 at 8:13 PM, gooM said: Djenty...man you are crazy, but an awesome sort of crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chill Mists (Chilly) 801 August 17, 2012 Share August 17, 2012 Goddamnit, my coffee came out of my nose. I was in pain but I couldn't stop laughing. Darn you Djenty! 1 Brushing your hair is for people who care and someone who cares is not I, I'll jump off a bridge and then fill up your fridge,and best pony is Fluttershy. Her face is still blushing and she is still eating the pasta. "on the internet;everyone are strong"- Guy on Youtube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406 August 17, 2012 Author Share August 17, 2012 Goddamnit, my coffee came out of my nose. I was in pain but I couldn't stop laughing. Darn you Djenty! Then my plan worked! I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER /WRISTS On 4/28/2013 at 8:13 PM, gooM said: Djenty...man you are crazy, but an awesome sort of crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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