World Domination discussion thread

[RazzyJam 1,519]

Yes. Im serious. Every real geek has one of these types of plans. Maybe not to take over the world, but to achieve a standing in the world that is admirable, Like einstein or Tesla, or even von Braun.

 

Basically outline your plan to be successful, it should include what you are going to do now up until how long you think it will take to achieve whatever goal it is you have.

 

So here is my plan:

 

This is not so much an evil plan as much as it is a plan for the benefit of humanity. The main goal? Economically control the planet, and bring the 'old world' way of doing things to its knees. Pilot a restructuring of global politics through economic means, and begin an interplanetary allegiance. Motives? Money, and my want to live in what is now considered a Sci Fi world. But How will I do it? It all starts with a single mans desire to live the American Dream.

 

I will go to college for a Masters degree in Mechanical Engineering. I will also study biophysics, biomimicry, and/or some sort of environmental study. All the while I will be modifying my car to be the first Super efficient Diesel-Electric of its kind. It will be the 'first' car ever produced by my industry, and it will set a standard for my products.

 

Fast forward. I own a small garage and have hired a few friends to help me produce these eficient cars. We now have a Industry created. It is called "Earth Industries", and it strives to create economicaly and enviornmentaly safe products. Cars that get 100 mpg for $3,000! It sounds impossible, but we will make it happen. We begin creeping are way into public, with only a few thousand cars sold. We need to expand. We create a fuel company that makes primarily Soy bean based deisel. All soy comes from local farmers and adds a nice economic curve to the local area. Open to stock market, company grows....

 

To be continued

Edited September 15, 2012 by WingedRatchet

[Appetite4Democracy 452]

Step 1: PONIFY EVERYTHING

Step 2: Genetically engineer real ponies with Cutie Marks, wings, and horns, and recreate the Mane 6, as well as a few others, such as Derpy, Vinyl, Cutie Mark Crucaders, Trixie, etc.

Step 3: Now that the world is ponies, I will become founder of a real-life Equestria.

Step 4: Genetically mutate myself to become a centuar.

Step 5: Rule the world!

[Twiliscael 3,960]

Yessss, I have been pondering not how to achieve world domination, but how to create a master race of humans with me as the benevolent overlord. First off, when a child hits the age of 13, we force them to take a rigorous test to prove their intellectual worth. If it is average, they will be allowed to survive, but only get the grunt work of human society such as physical labor and sanitation crews and whatnot. Anyone above average intelligence will be allowed to live and will receive specialized education so that they can become the scientists, mathmaticians, teachers and so forth. Anyone with below average intelligence is put into an arena (much like the Hunger Games) and the sole survivor gets to live in luxury. As to how we fix the world currently, I also have a plan. First off, we migrate the most important and intelligent people to Antarctica since it is the continent with the least human impact. Then, we round up all the athletes of the world to run our big hamster wheels for energy and nuke the rest of the world EXCEPT for Russia. I frame Russia for nuking everything and I kill them all with many more nuclear weapons. I, being the mastermind behind this whole plan AND for "saving" the world from Russians, will be anointed overlord. When the time comes for me to die, I will be able to uplaod my brain onto a computer that controls all electronics on the face of the planet.

 

Seems legit, right?

[Nas 2,873]

Ah, world domination, eh? It's been quite a while since I pondered on such a scenario, but after spending 16 long years of living and breathing, I have conjured up the grandest of plans. The most absolute fool-proof plan of all time, it cannot go wrong, or so help me.

 

 

 

First, we kill the Feld0.

[Mephala 2,633]

Ehehee....I can't disclose that information quite yet, my friends. But you will know when I start....oh, yes, you will know XD *rubs hands evilly*

[Daylight 18]

Wolrd Domination of Brony's being king and making everyone wearing maskes of the Mane 6 and hanging posters of ponies and having everything decorated with ponies and having MLP on every channel and having ponies as a logo of a country and having every logo as ponies and having to see pony commercials everywhere and having MLP Theme Song as ringtone and having MLP Theme Song as your alarm!

Seems legit.

Edited September 15, 2012 by Moon of Day