Ask Cadance

[Leatherbehlt 465]

*on the moon* Well, MT is gone and now Mike is the only pony left to deal with. Who the buck tries to teleport a pegasus anyways? *begins flying back to Sugarcube Corner to get another cupcake cannon*

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

ok you asked for it! *puts you into an inescapable cage*

*Gets out phone* *Whispers into phone* Bye Trix-I MEAN BRING THAT PIZZA OVER SOON!

[Mysterypony92 581]

*Gets out phone* *Whispers into phone* Bye Trix-I MEAN BRING THAT PIZZA OVER SOON!

I'll be seeing Trixie soon! Then I'll destroy her! I'm stronger than her so she'll be easy!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

I'll be seeing Trixie soon! Then I'll destroy her! I'm stronger than her so she'll be easy!

HA HA no. She is a pizzamare now. TGAPMT got us all a pizza. Plus TGAPMT and TGAPT would easily defeat you.

[Mysterypony92 581]

HA HA no. She is a pizzamare now. TGAPMT got us all a pizza. Plus TGAPMT and TGAPT would easily defeat you.

*chuckles* yea right I am the highest level unicorn! I'm even stronger then both Luna and Celestia combined! Also Trixie is weak, useless and good for nothing!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

HA HA no. She is a pizzamare now. TGAPMT got us all a pizza. Plus TGAPMT and TGAPT would easily defeat you.

Hah, Pizzamare trying to crush Equestria. You got Cadence some, right? If someone is an Alicorn, princess, married to the 2nd most attractive stallion in canterlot, and has you inside of their throne room, when you make peace through pizza you should be willing to share some with them.

Edited February 15, 2013 by Leatherbehlt

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

*chuckles* yea right I am the highest level unicorn! I'm even stronger then both Luna and Celestia combined! Also Trixie is weak, useless and good for nothing!

HA! TGAPMT has a fan! VERY NICE IMPRESSION OF MT! Although he would NEVER diss his president like that!

[Mysterypony92 581]

Hah, Pizzamare trying to crush Equestria. You got Cadence some, right? If someone is an Alicorn, princess, married to the 2nd most attractive stallion in canterlot, and has you inside of their throne room, when you make peace through pizza you should be willing to share some with them.

HOW DO YOU KEEP COMING BACK?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

Hah, Pizzamare trying to crush Equestria. You got Cadence some, right? If someone is an Alicorn, princess, married to the 2nd most attractive stallion in canterlot, and has you inside of their throne room, when you make peace through pizza you should be willing to share some with them.

TGAPMT is at least half of those! And MT got 3 boxes.

[Mysterypony92 581]

HA! TGAPMT has a fan! VERY NICE IMPRESSION OF MT! Although he would NEVER diss his president like that!

I'm not doing an impression! It's true I am the highest level unicorn!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

I'm not doing an impression! It's true I am the highest level unicorn!

TGAPMT also likes to refer to himself in the 3rd person. You may want to remember that.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

TGAPMT is at least half of those! And MT got 3 boxes.

Yeah, well you're not deeply in love with Shining Armor so you can't take over Equestria. Besides, if we're having pizza why does it matter? Unless of course you forgot the mushrooms. If the pizza doesn't have mushrooms I'm going to kill everything in sight.

I'm not doing an impression! It's true I am the highest level unicorn!

Sheesh, more like the highest unicorn in Jamareca. What, have you been eating Zecora's mushrooms again?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

Yeah, well you're not deeply in love with Shining Armor so you can't take over Equestria. Besides, if we're having pizza why does it matter? Unless of course you forgot the mushrooms. If the pizza doesn't have mushrooms I'm going to kill everything in sight.

TGAPMT IS IN LOVE WITH THE BEST STALLION IN EQUESTRIA, HIMSELF! And... no mushrooms.

[Mysterypony92 581]

Sheesh, more like the highest unicorn in Jamareca. What, have you been eating Zecora's mushrooms again?

shut it or I'll put you into an inescapable cage!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

shut it or I'll put you into an inescapable cage!

Not exactly "inescapable" *Points to cage remains and omnoms pizza* You missed the pizzamare. She's going to leave after she destroys all the wheels in the castle.

[Mysterypony92 581]

Not exactly "inescapable" *Points to cage remains and omnoms pizza* You missed the pizzamare. She's going to leave after she destroys all the wheels in the castle.

*repairs the cage and reinforces it with chains and lasers* there now it's inescapable! *teleports the pizzamare to me and kills her* there no more pizzamare!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

*repairs the cage and reinforces it with chains and lasers* there now it's inescapable! *teleports the pizzamare to me and kills her* there no more pizzamare!

DUDE! You just killed Vinyl! She came in place of Trixie and destroyed the wheels as a prank! How do you feel now? *Loots corpse with magic* Edited February 15, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[Leatherbehlt 465]

*repairs the cage and reinforces it with chains and lasers* there now it's inescapable! *teleports the pizzamare to me and kills her* there no more pizzamare!

Woah what the hay man? Just because you're in denial about your love for *mare*ijuana doesn't mean you had to kill Trixie! She was kind of pretty. Hay, if she didn't speak in 3rd pony and wasn't wearing that bucking Alicorn Amulet I'd have asked her out to a hearts and hooves day dinner.  Well, what's done is done. Mind if I take the corpse?

 

Wait, that was Vinyl? WHAT THE BUCK MIKE! I gotta go to a different thread before Cadence blames this all on me. *flies the buck away*

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

Woah what the hay man? Just because you're in denial about your love for *mare*ijuana doesn't mean you had to kill Trixie! She was kind of pretty. Hay, if she didn't speak in 3rd pony and wasn't wearing that bucking Alicorn Amulet I'd have asked her out to a hearts and hooves day dinner. Well, what's done is done. Mind if I take the corpse?

WAS THAT TRIXIE?!? No. Musta been a clone. The amulet, however, is mine. *Puts on amulet*

Wait, it WAS Vinyl... where did she get that amulet?

Edited February 15, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[Mysterypony92 581]

DUDE! You just killed Vinyl! She came in place of Trixie and destroyed the wheels as a prank! How do you feel now? *Loots corpse with magic*

it's ok! I can bring her back! This is something the princesses can't do! *revives Vinyl then teleports Trixie to me and kills her*

 

Woah what the hay man? Just because you're in denial about your love for *mare*ijuana doesn't mean you had to kill Trixie! She was kind of pretty. Hay, if she didn't speak in 3rd pony and wasn't wearing that bucking Alicorn Amulet I'd have asked her out to a hearts and hooves day dinner. Well, what's done is done. Mind if I take the corpse?Wait, that was Vinyl? WHAT THE BUCK MIKE! I gotta go to a different thread before Cadence blames this all on me. *flies the buck away*

who? I'm only in love with Vinyl Scratch! Edited February 15, 2013 by Mikejr6692

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

it's ok! I can bring her back! This is something the princesses can't do! *revives Vinyl then teleports Trixie to me and kills her*

*Sigh* You have forced TGAPMT to do this... *De-ages corpse to revive* YOU FOAL!!! DO NOT COMMIT MURDER IN FRONT OF CANDECE!!! *Zaps annoying, ticklish zaps at MJ*

[Mysterypony92 581]

*Sigh* You have forced TGAPMT to do this... *De-ages corpse to revive* YOU FOAL!!! DO NOT COMMIT MURDER IN FRONT OF CANDECE!!! *Zaps annoying, ticklish zaps at MJ*

*blocks off the ticklish zaps* is that the best you got? My powers are stronger than that!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

*blocks off the ticklish zaps* is that the best you got? My powers are stronger than that!

*Levitates pizza into mouth* C'mon! You paid for it, eat some!

[Mysterypony92 581]

*Levitates pizza into mouth* C'mon! You paid for it, eat some!

I didn't pay for no pizza! *levitates and tosses pizza at you*

[Doctor Shuu 797]

T'was your bits foal. *Eats pizza* Try less yummy attacks.

Edited February 15, 2013 by Muffin Thief