None42069 520 October 4, 2012 Share October 4, 2012 Haven't they already done enough damage? We simply need to employ giraffes in every multi-level area to lift us safely up and down. The giraffes will likely need to be kept in check and motivated, so each area will also need a rarely fed lion to make sure the giraffes are doing their jobs. I know what some of you are thinking. The lions may not be motivated enough to watch the giraffes closely enough. This is why each area is also to have a rocket powered grizzly shark to keep the lions in check. Problem solved. You're welcome. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudehamster 156 October 4, 2012 Share October 4, 2012 Ramps are the future... Failure is only the opportunity to begin again more intelligently. ~Henry Ford Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor XFizzle 8,670 October 4, 2012 Share October 4, 2012 I, for one, welcome our benevolent hover platform overlords 2 MLP Forums' resident timelord, sports dilettante, and purveyor of wit and humor~*Traveling Timelord Nonpareil*~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jaguar 1,403 October 4, 2012 Share October 4, 2012 I, for one, welcome our benevolent hover platform overlords What if kids fall off of those? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor XFizzle 8,670 October 4, 2012 Share October 4, 2012 What if kids fall off of those? Oh, every inch of floor on my house will be a giant ball pit and every wall is a velcro suit stick wall. I'd have the best house ever 1 MLP Forums' resident timelord, sports dilettante, and purveyor of wit and humor~*Traveling Timelord Nonpareil*~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jaguar 1,403 October 4, 2012 Share October 4, 2012 (edited) Oh, every inch of floor on my house will be a giant ball pit and every wall is a velcro suit stick wall. I'd have the best house ever I......well.....er......what if......um....damnit, you win this round, Mr. Fizzle. Edited October 4, 2012 by Mr. Jaguar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjsforever 89 October 5, 2012 Share October 5, 2012 Finally! These are exactly the types of things we should be changing! And this is the perfect opportunity to take action and make those changes. We will go on a stair strike! This is the age of the grapple hook, the elevation giraffe, the hyper trampoline multi level transporter; humanity must move on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Jeremy 2,032 October 5, 2012 Share October 5, 2012 Giraffes? Hover platforms? Grappling hooks? What kind of insane ideas are these? The solution is clearly rocket jumping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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