I attack you!

[Silverhoof 2,844]

I defend with Justin Beiber. (if he dies no loss)

 

I attack with the Grinch! and snow, lots of snow. and he hates you. and your little dog too!

[Motion Spark 7,807]

I defend with a tender hug and christmas, then his heart goes soft. And the snow? come at me bro! I love snow!

 

I attack with Nicki Minaj butt trying to asphyxiate you...

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

I have no idea what that is. The attack was ineffective.

 

I attack with another complicated long A-word: Anagnorisis. The pony below is now very evil.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

I defend with my raging illiteracy...

 

I attack with Cyclops and the X-Men!

[MagicalStarRain 599]

I defend with

 

I attack with the Dream Eater theme song from Kingdom Hearts!

[DJShy 872]

I defend with ignorance. (meaning that because I don't know what it is, it dosen't exist.)

 

I attack with bullet to the bwain. (you better believe that is a ZGW reference!)

[Silverhoof 2,844]

I defend with a spelling/grammar Nazi. A bwain is not a brain, since I don't have a bwain I'm unharmed!

 

I attack with Princess Cadence's Love Ray. You will stop fighting in the name of love! I will be triumphant! and you'll love it!