Derpy The Cross-Eyed Reinmare

[Vaporeon 1,168]

You know Dashie and Twilight and Fluttershy and Rarity,

Pinkie and Applejack and Big Mac and Scootaloo.

But do you recall the most famous Reinmare of all?

 

Derpy the Crossed-Eyed Reinmare

had two very ditzy eyes,

and if you ever saw them,

you would even saw they derped.

All of the other reinmare

used to laugh and call her names.

They never let poor Derpy join in any reinmare games.

 

Then one foggy Hearth's Warming Eve

Celestia came to say:

"Derpy with your eyes so crossed,

won't you guide the play tonight?"

 

Then all the Reinamare loved her

as they shouted out with glee.

Derpy the Cross-Eyed Reinmare

you'll go down in history!

 

Edited December 8, 2012 by N-Harmonia