Teenage Mutant Ninja Bronies

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So I came up with an interesting thought, what if one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles became a brony? So I wrote a fanfic about it what I have so far is chapter 1 and there will probably be one more chapter probably 2 more tops. I am a decent writer but editing is not my strong suit though. This is largely based on the 80's and 90's turtles though some elements of the 2003 and 2012 series turtles is also included in this, enjoy.

 

Teenage Mutant Ninja Bronies

 

Chapter 1: Breakfast Without Mikey

 

Leonardo, Donatello and Raphael were sitting down to their usual breakfast of oatmeal cereal pizza with maple syrup but one turtles was conspicuously absent the one turtle whose obsession with anything pizza dwarfed the most enthusiastic of his turtle brothers. Donatello was the first to break the awkward silence as the turtles were waiting for their pizza loving brother to join them for breakfast.

 

“Have any of you seen Mikey? How is it scientifically possible for him to resist the smell of fresh pizza?” Donatello asked his brothers

 

“Can we just start eating already? I believe the phrase you snooze you lose applies here.” Raphael grumbled impatiently as he stared at his meal.

 

“No, master Splinter said that it is rude to start a meal unless everyone is present besides Michelangelo might be sick I keep telling him to cut back on those pickle jalapeno chocolate chip ice cream sandwich pizzas before bedtime.” Leonardo said as he was shaking his head in disapproval

 

“Leo, we all tell him that but does that doofus ever listen to anything other than his cartoons, video games and comic books?” Raphael said in a slightly annoyed tone

 

“Speaking of cartoons, video games and comic books it is possible Michelangelo might just be too caught up in something to even notice you all know how he gets with that stuff sometimes.”

 

“Donatello has a point; maybe one of us should go check on him.”

 

“Alright, Leo I will go see what that knucklehead is up to anything to get this moving along I am starving.”

 

As Raphael excused himself from the table he walked toward Michelangelo’s room, slowly opened the door and saw that he wasn’t there but was greeted by an unusual sight just above Michelangelo’s bed. It was a poster of a strange dragon like creature sitting on a throne drinking a glass of chocolate milk with the word DISCORD in bold letters on the bottom.

 

“Wait, what is this is that dragon drinking the glass itself instead of the milk?” Raphael wondered as he more closely examined the poster

 

“Well, Mikey isn’t here I might as well check the living room and when I find him I have got to remember to ask him what show that creature is from.”

 

As Raphael walked toward the living room he heard a familiar voice

 

“Cowabunga! It’s almost pony time!”

 

“Did Mikey just say that it’s pony time? Nah, even he is not that much of a dweeb get yourself together Raph you are just delirious from hunger.” Raphael thought to himself

 

“Yeah, that is Mikey alright and what is he? Oh no, he really is that much of a dweeb after all” He said in shock and horror as he saw Michelangelo hugging a pink toy pony plushy

 

“Oh Pinkie Pie you are the best pony a turtle could ask for, do you want to watch my favorite show with me? It has you and all your friends in it.”

 

As Raphael watched what in his opinion was the train wreck before him, he decided he had seen enough, walked up to Michelangelo and slapped him on the back of the head.

 

“Ow, Raph what was that for?”

 

“That’s for being an even bigger idiot than usual, breakfast is ready and we are all waiting for you and you are… are playing with a stuffed cartoon pony. Mikey as much as I would like to I cannot unsee that abomination but I can hopefully get my mind off of it for a little while with some oatmeal cereal with maple syrup pizza.”

 

“Oh man, how could I forget about pizza? I got to start scarfing before my show starts.”

 

“Now that is more like it, I will meet you in the…” Raphael cut short as he noticed Michelangelo was already gone

 

As Raphael walked back to the kitchen he noticed that 2 large pizzas were already gone with barely even a crumb left.

 

“Oh come on, I leave for one second and you all start without me.”

 

“Actually Michelangelo started without us and left as soon as he was done” Leonardo said as he shook his head disapprovingly

 

“Yeah, you should have seen him I haven’t seen Michelangelo eat that fast since that one night we bet him he couldn’t eat 12 pizzas in 10 minutes.”

 

“Whatever, listen whoever says we should just start eating say goongalla.”

 

“goongalla!” The three turtles all said in unison as they began to devour their breakfast. As they finished eating they all went to the living room to see what was on TV they saw Michelangelo holding his pinkie pie plushy sitting on his favorite spot on the couch as the TV was playing a commercial.

 

 

“Continuing up next on the Hub it is the My Little Pony Friendship is Magic mare a thon.”

 

Donatello and Leonardo stared at each other in shock as Raphael face palmed himself in frustration the silence between them suddenly broken as both Leonardo and Donatello burst into laughter. The room filled with the incessant cackling of the two brothers as Raphael with a frustrated sigh quietly walked out of the room to find somewhere anywhere he could be away from Michelangelo and his ponies.

 

“Dude, what is so funny? I am trying to watch my show here.”

 

“I am sorry Michelangelo but it was a bit of surprise to walk into the living room and see you watching a show about…” Leonardo said as he was interrupted by his own snickering

 

“I think what Leo is trying to say is that it is a bit unusual to see you watching a show for five year old girls.”

 

“And how do you know that this is a show for five year old girls? Have any of you even bothered watching it?”

 

“No, but come on it is pretty obvious and besides it is almost time for our morning exercises so we will talk more about this later I expect to see you both in the training room soon especially you Michelangelo you have been slacking too much on your training. Master Splinter said that an undisciplined mind leads to an undisciplined body.”

 

“Yes Leo but he also said that things aren’t always what they seem and you shouldn’t prejudge something you don’t understand. I double dog dare you both to watch at least one episode and still tell me that this is a little girls show.

 

Leonardo stared at Michelangelo quietly contemplating a response and then looked toward Donatello in the hopes he would know how to respond.

 

“Fine I will watch one episode if it will finally shut you up I have to make some alterations to the turtle van so let’s get this over with.” Donatello said as he sat down next to Michelangelo on the couch.

 

“What about you Leo? Are you going to watch an episode with us?”

 

“I will later, I promise”

 

“Do you Pinkie promise?”

 

“Yes I Pinkie promise” Leonardo said as he extended his Pinkie

 

“No no no no, not like that, repeat after me. I Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.”

 

“Do I have to do the ridiculous gestures too?”

 

“Yes!”

 

“I cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.”

 

“Cool sit with us, I got some popcorn.”

 

“I Pinkie promised, whatever that means, to watch it with you later until later comes I will be in the training room.”

 

As Leonardo walked out of the room Michelangelo turned his attention back to the TV his Pinkie Pie plushy in one hand and a large bucket of popcorn in the other with the remote resting on the right arm of the couch.

 

“Aw dang it I just missed part 1 of the nightmare moon 2 parter, aw oh well I do have the DVR set to record everything and we are still in time for part 2.”

 

“Oh goodie, I can hardly wait” Donatello said in a sarcastic tone

 

“Oh come on don’t be like that, you are going to like this show I Pinkie promise Donnie.”

 

To be continued

 

[Darker 1,351]

The TMNT becoming BRONIES?

 

THAT SOUNDS HILARIOUS! In a good way of course, I would crack up so hard if I saw it on the cartoon, specially since I feel the turtles being so random they could do this.