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I'm running out of time, her footsteps ever-so slightly echoing through the back of my head, just reminding me that death with be visiting me soon. This demon spawn from hell has ripped me limb from limb, and now all that remain of me be scraps of flesh and little slithers of brain. This pink abomination, as the bronies call her "Pinkamena", has been stalking me for months. I've been recording my encounters, and I am making this thread now because I know Joseph will be looking at it. Joseph, if you're reading this now, go to my room, under my bed, I've left my camcorder and a few tapes inside a red box, upload them to YouTube. As I lay here, in pain, I only wish that I had the luxury of time to share with you my several months of hell and how I slowly drifted off into insanity, unfortunently, that's impossible. I hear her now, her hoof knocks upon my door, do I dare open it? Yes, I must, it will mean my death will come quicker. Now please, whoever's reading this, please do not be alarmed, I do not wish to scare you, but only to inform you. It was nice knowing you all, but now I must go, my session is over. 

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"Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win." -Stephen King

 

"Oh, you're gonna ding dong ditch me, real fucking scary." -Adam Rosner

 

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What...

 

What is...

 

What is this, I don't even.

 

That's not possible, how is that possible?

 

This doesn't even make any sense! I don't understand this at all!

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I don't know, sounds like the next episode was leaked a little early, and it's pretty graphic.

 

That's pretty much the only explanation I have as to why this would be under show discussion.


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Perhaps Cupcakes has finally become canon.

 

Oh sweet song-singing shilleyley-shunning soup-sipping Celestia, I really hope Copcakes doesn't become canon.


I was dead until the moment I met you. I was a powerless corpse pretending to be alive. Living without power, without the ability to change my course, was akin to a slow death. If I must live as I did before then... -Lelouch, Code Geass - My NEW DeviantART: http://SilverStarApple.deviantart.com/Want to make money for being an AWESOME PONY? https://www.tsu.co/Epsilon725

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Tell her to call an ambulance. If she refuses, because that would mean people who could stop her would show up, tell her she's not as crazy as we were led to believe, and that she has no right to continue going on as a psychopath. Watch as her entire mindset crumbles before her when she realizes she hasn't done anything right since day one, and start telling the internet about her death as she performs the ancient Japanese ritual suicide of seppuku.

 

Then, tell Discord that even though he is the god of chaos, he has actually formulated a plan, and that is to keep things in the natural order of chaos. A plan means structure, structure means order. Discord is a disappointment, since he now contradicts himself. Repeat the telling-the-internet-accompanied-by-seppuku part.

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