Mlp's true plot (~Also Shocking, Includes all future additions~)

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

This includes ALL of my new editions of MLP's true nature. The oldest has it's own thread.

http://mlpforums.com/topic/46322-my-little-pony-true-plot-shocking/ That is the thread I made that has the oldest edition of this.

 

 

# 1: Discord's True nature

 For those who haven't seen the new episode, I recommend you don't read this.

 

 Now, I once again was stalking hasbro's offices. As I usually do. And I heard a discussion about how Discord's nature truly is.

 

 You see, Discord is not Starswirl the bearded. Discord is actually Sweetie-Belle. You can see this if you squint your eyes, turn your head side-ways, and get a lobotomy. The Sweetie-Belle livingg with Rarity is actually a robot spy sent by Celestia to report any "Celestia is so fat" jokes that are made. Hatred swelled up in Sweetie-Belle's heart and she was determined to destroy Celestia. Once she was released she went after Celestia's elite group of Ninjas, the Mane six. 

 

 When Discord engaged them in musing conversation, Sweetie-Belle spy-bot was reporting the whole thing to Celestia. Celestia was amused by Twilight's attempt to uncover Discord's true nature. However, defeating Discord was a paramount part of Twilight becoming powerful enough for Celestia to combine with Twilight and become a mega-pony. Discord knew this very well, and he played along, leading the ponies to become elements of disharmony inside a maze.

 

 The true significance of this of course was the sex-appeal. But what Discord didn't know is that Twilight is stubborn. She refused to be sexually appealing. This led Discord to try every trick he had to get her to say something out-of-character for her. Celestia was watching the entire time, she could have stopped it at any time but that would go against her agenda. Eventually Discord was turned back to stone.

 

 Celestia knew that Twilight was going to have to defeat Discord in order to be powerful enough to form the mega-pony Sparklestia. So she had a plan. She would release Discord and tell the ponies they should reform him. She picked the one she thought was most likely to fail, Fluttershy, for the job. She rigged the Elements of Harmony with a spell that would destroy Discord if used on him. However, she didn't count on Fluttershy's inability to iceskate, which led Discord to pity her and surrender. Because of this, Celestia and Discord made an unsteady alliance.

Edited January 20, 2013 by Harmonic Revelations

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You said plot :33