Ask Lyra Heartstrings :3

[~Lawful Jordo~ 2,066]

Has Bon Bon ever stood up for you about your human fantasy?

 

Well, I wouldn't call it a 'fantasy'.... Eh, who am I kidding, yeah It's a fantasy :S

 

Anyways, I'm avoiding the question. Yes, she has stood up for me a few times. At first she thought my fascination with humans was weird (Well, she probably still thinks it's weird). She would bug me about it quite a bit, though she was always just teasing. I remember one time I was walking home from Sweet Apple Acres with Bon Bon; we both had a serious craving for the apple families apple pies. Once we made it back into town, we were stopped by a large stallion. He called me all sorts of names, 'Human obsessed freak' being the nicest. I was so shocked I couldn't even react!

 

That's when Bon Bon got in front of me and told that stallion off. I swear, that is the angriest I've ever seen Bon Bon! That stallion took off running with his tail between his legs! 

 

She doesn't share my interest in humans, but she is still my best friend

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yup, which is why I give out this fancy tips to everypony for them to have their own pony dreams (even they have their own MLP dreams to share!): mlpforums.com/topic/52282-want-a-my-little-pony-dream/page-1

 

I didn't know you could change your dreams 

 

I've dreamt of other ponies my whole life, but me being a pony probably has a lot to do with that xP

 

I have had a few dreams with humans in them too, but those are rare. They are always the best dreams :3

[Ace-skylight 11]

Do you have an evil twin?

[Jon the VGNerd 891]

Actually, you can't change dreams (according to my experience, they're quite difficult to control, so it's a matter of luck).

 

And your dreams are awesome too, even though they're rare! Did you like the tips I gave out for everypony who are willing to have a dream of their adventures in Equestria?

[~Lawful Jordo~ 2,066]

Do you have an evil twin?

 

Hmmmm, not that I can remember..... Wait a second, what is this?

 

 

 

 

......................................

 

 

Actually, you can't change dreams (according to my experience, they're quite difficult to control, so it's a matter of luck). And your dreams are awesome too, even though they're rare! Did you like the tips I gave out for everypony who are willing to have a dream of their adventures in Equestria?

 

You seem to give out smart advice, but I already dream about Equestria all the time! Is there any way I can dream about adventures on Earth with humans? :3

[Jon the VGNerd 891]

Well... I'll have to think of gathering some ideas before I would give out advice on how to dream adventures on Earth with humans, but I'll do my very best, Lyra! If I, along with other humans, can dream ponies, then you, along with everypony in Equestria, can too!

[Ace-skylight 11]

What's your favorite word in the dictionary?

[Demonic Soulz 483]

Whats go you interested into humans

[~Lawful Jordo~ 2,066]

Well... I'll have to think of gathering some ideas before I would give out advice on how to dream adventures on Earth with humans, but I'll do my very best, Lyra! If I, along with other humans, can dream ponies, then you, along with everypony in Equestria, can too!

 

That sounds awesome ^.^

 

 

What's your favorite word in the dictionary?

 

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Deal with it :3

 

 

Whats go you interested into humans

 

Well I've been interesting in human culture for a long time actually. I remember watching the old 'My little Human' cartoon when I was a little filly, (And yes, I love the current remake of My Little Human ). 

 

That was just a cartoon though. I really got interested in your culture after I graduated primary school. I just love how diverse and rich human culture is! It's amazing ^.^

[Ace-skylight 11]

So Lyra I made some bionic arms care to try them

[~Lawful Jordo~ 2,066]

So Lyra I made some bionic arms care to try them

 

B....Bionic arms?!

 

How do they work?

 

[Ace-skylight 11]

Hoof goes in here though I don't know how to work the fingers

[Lateon 589]

Well you see Lyra, one human has already figured out how to use bionic arms to great effect. Her name is Vi. You should ask her how they work.

 

But, be warned: her motto is "Punch first. Ask questions while punching."

 

[GuerrierCosmique 146]

LYRA HEARTSTRINGS!

 

You're the best background pony! Do you want to marry me? ^^

[Bright Honor 2,758]

Hi Lyra. Been a while. Sup?

[Jon the VGNerd 891]

Hi Lyra! Long time no see, eh? I know, I've been VERY busy lately here on Earth, so I haven't had the time to resume drawing yet, let alone make a fanfic of the recent dream where you and I were on a spy mission and all.
 
Anyways, here's a random picture of life on Earth from where I live (on an island, as mentioned weeks ago; rainbows included):
 
Contains rainbows in the background.

Whaddya think? Is it awesome?

[~Lawful Jordo~ 2,066]

Hoof goes in here though I don't know how to work the fingers

 

I'm not sure If I'd be able to use bionic arms, considering I have hooves...

 

 

 

Well you see Lyra, one human has already figured out how to use bionic arms to great effect. Her name is Vi. You should ask her how they work.

 

But, be warned: her motto is "Punch first. Ask questions while punching."

 

 

Well that's mean 0.o 

 

What if somepony had something important to say? They'd be in the middle of a sentence, then WHAP!

 

 

 

LYRA HEARTSTRINGS!

 

You're the best background pony! Do you want to marry me? ^^

 

W...WHAT?! Marry you?

 

But...But I don't even know you  

 

Oh, I get it. You were joking..... Yes, joking...

 

 

 

 

Hi Lyra. Been a while. Sup?

 

Not much, got proposed to today. Kind of came out of nowhere

 

 

 

Hi Lyra! Long time no see, eh? I know, I've been VERY busy lately here on Earth, so I haven't had the time to resume drawing yet, let alone make a fanfic of the recent dream where you and I were on a spy mission and all.

 

Anyways, here's a random picture of life on Earth from where I live (on an island, as mentioned weeks ago; rainbows included):

 

Contains rainbows in the background.

 

Whaddya think? Is it awesome?

 

It looks kind of crowded  

 

Maybe that's just because of the cars. I've never seen one in person, but I heard they take up a lot of space.

[Jon the VGNerd 891]

Yes, it is quite crowded. Us humans would like to call it "rush hour traffic" where people in one space are driving to go to work.

[Demonic Soulz 483]

Yeah Lyra I dont know if you would like earth as much as you think at times...its how do I say this...boring at time and we have people who would kill others for fun.

[Flareon 151]

Hi Lyra I've heard that you're really into the study of humans and I was just wondering if you've ever come across any pokemon like me? Names Quilava by the way I'm a fire type pokemon. If you want you can touch my flames. Don't worry they don't burn unless I feel threatened.

[Jon the VGNerd 891]

Hi! I forgot to show you something, Lyra! It's my sketch drawing from that dream I had several months ago

 

 

Even though my drawing skills are not perfect, this is what I would look like on the right, even though I hardly look like myself on Earth.

 

But other than that, what do you think of my sketch drawing, Lyra?

[PrinceRhyoneofThetra 1]

Hello Lyra,

                  I just want to say that you are right, you are real but us humans don't give a crap to look for your planet. but if we do i want to first flight to your planet. but i read this story online and it said that, in a chapter, you were really a human transformed into a pony by Princess Celestia. and your father had kept a framed photo of your real parents. who of course are human. and Princess Celestia took the spell off of you and you turned into a beautiful female human. and you were teleported to a city called Des Moines, in Iowa, United states. well on the outskirts of the city. probably a few miles outside of town. and you were in our world for over a week since your arrival. and you were getting to learn how to play a guitar and you got into your first band called "crimson thunder". and that is as far as i can get. for some reason the rest of the story was missing after page 15. and one more thing you were going to your first GRAND GALLOPING GALA!!! and you knew our holidays. For Christmas it was meant to honor the son of our god , his name was Jesus Christ, and when he was born he was born on December 21, 0000 and the year is 2013 and if he was still alive he would be 2013 years old. and For Nightmare night in our world we call it Halloween, it was first called All Hallows eve.and i don't want to bore with the details on Halloween. and we had a civilization called the Mayans  and they said our human world had a expiration date! (that means the world will come to an end.) but the Mayans forgot about our leap year thing in February  so the human race was supposed to go extinct by the end of this year. but the Mayans are wrong. And you have a song called Anthropology - Lyra's song. if you look it up on YouTube of course. I'll try and send you a link. anyways hope you respond and there will be more of this to come. this is and by quote: Guyra signing off. (P.S. Guyra is my real name. I'm the male version of you.)http://<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3rv6TeBY__c" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

sorry Lyra its me again i sent you the wrong link. it is really:

,  . i hope it will lead you to hear your own song.

it just shows that picture through the whole video.

my mistake AGAIN!!! but when you first see the video skip all the way to the end. and find the video that says: Anthropology Rough Story board". that was video i wanted to show you.

so again please reply as soon as possible.

when the linked video is over go over to the second picture of the first row and click on it.

also how do you like my profile picture? that's the real me!

[~Lawful Jordo~ 2,066]

Yes, it is quite crowded. Us humans would like to call it "rush hour traffic" where people in one space are driving to go to work.

 

Ugh, it doesn't even get that crowded in Canterlot 

 

 

Yeah Lyra I dont know if you would like earth as much as you think at times...its how do I say this...boring at time and we have people who would kill others for fun.

 

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. 

 

Equestria isn't without it's problems either. We are under constant fear of Changeling attacks and Diamond Dog raids, as well as Ursas, Hydra, Dragons, Cockatrice, Timberwolves and heck, Discord. 

 

We are very fortunate to have the Princess', the elements and the Royal Guard protecting us. 

 

 

 

Hi Lyra I've heard that you're really into the study of humans and I was just wondering if you've ever come across any pokemon like me? Names Quilava by the way I'm a fire type pokemon. If you want you can touch my flames. Don't worry they don't burn unless I feel threatened.http://<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3rv6TeBY__c" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

 

sorry Lyra its me again i sent you the wrong link. it is really:

,  . i hope it will lead you to hear your own song.

 

it just shows that picture through the whole video.

 

my mistake AGAIN!!! but when you first see the video skip all the way to the end. and find the video that says: Anthropology Rough Story board". that was video i wanted to show you.

 

so again please reply as soon as possible.

 

when the linked video is over go over to the second picture of the first row and click on it.

 

also how do you like my profile picture? that's the real me!

 

Well of course I'm real, how else would I be talking to you? :3

 

 

 

Pfft, I wish. Unfortunately, I was born a pony and I'll likely die a pony. It's a nice thought though, do you have a link to this fanfiction?

 

That's one major thing I noticed when studying humans; your holidays are remarkably similar to ours. Well, except for winter wrap up >.>

 

You wouldn't need that one though, seeing as your seasons change automatically. (Lucky.)

 

I've read about the Mayans and heard about their so called 'prediction'. To be honest, I don't really believe in that kind of stuff :/

 

It was nice to meet you Guyra, and you look Dashing! 

 

 

 

 

 

.... Wait, male version of me?!?!?! 

 

[Bright Honor 2,758]

Do you workout?

[PrinceRhyoneofThetra 1]

yea i'm the parallel version of you, but as a male. and my father is a king.

 

and guyra is my first name. PassleFrass is my last name

everything is different in my home world.

And for Christmas we honor Jesus Christ because he was crucified. that means being hanged on to a cross and nothing to eat. the reason why he was crucified was that people didn't believe he was the real son of god! but they were wrong! when he died HE CAME BACK ALIVE!!! but with a message and then like that hes' gone! SWEET APPLE ACRES ARE IN RUINS!!! and i saw a really funny video its a review on the canterlot wedding. and when i saw you in the season 3 finale you were jumping up and down care to explain?

so tell me how do you like the video?

 

and there is a new MLP movie but you have to watch the trailer first then respond. http://youtu.be/a3m7-UwGKrU

 

respond as soon you get this and sorry for talking to you so much.

SUNSHINE, SUNSHINE, LADYBUGS AWAKE, CLAP YOUR HOOVES AND DO A LITTLE SHAKE!!!

 

I CAN CONTROL THE ELEMENTS OF WATER EARTH FIRE AND AIR!!!  SO DON'T GET ME MAD!!! until i can upload this video link and you will see how many of innocent people i killed!!!

that's all me doing that!! i caused that wave that hit New York City!!! i was one who caused that 10.9 earthquake in Los Angeles! AND THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE IN SAN FRANCISCO TO FALL INTO THE BAY!!!! and San Francisco is just a few miles up north of Los Angeles.

Edited June 5, 2013 by Mr.PassleFrass

[Jon the VGNerd 891]

Awesome! We're gonna kick major flank indeed!

 

Also, I had yet ANOTHER dream of you, with Bon Bon by your side this time. Wanna hear an awesome story of it, Lyra?