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Things I learned from Disney movies


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* Snowhite is just Fluttershy in disguise: a friendly and shy character, easily scared, talks with critters..

* Nobody finds it strange if you suddenly start signing.

* If you use dark magic to kill other people, it will backfire and you die.

* Give your movies dark stories! Kids like dark stories...

* Give your movies a happy end, even if the original story didn't have one (example: the Little Mermaid: Pain, cheating and death, yay!)

* Stephmothers are evil, so are queens...

* Animals are capable of complex communication and thinking patterns.

* Disney characters don't bleed.

* Impossible loves always work out

* Disney's favourite murder weapon? Gravity and explosions.

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Disney's favourite murder weapon? Gravity and explosions.

you forgot frying pans!!!!!!! who knew right?


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sorry for the spelling problem i try my best its so hard to wright write with my mouth

 

credit goes to Gone ϟ Airbourne for the epic sig

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