I'd hit you with _________

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with MUFFIN THIEF'S THIRD PERSON SPEAKING!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I hit you with a carots. APISD doesn't like them, I feel bad for it.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with... BIOLOGICAL LIFE!!!

[Tyrant Write Worthy 53]

Hit with skittles...Taste the rainbow muther bucker!

[Princess Derpy 672]

Hit w- "HIT WITH THE FACT THAT YOU PUT PD THROUGH AN ABSURD AMOUNT OF HUMILIATION TODAY! Good job! /)" HEY! TACO, CORNER, NOW!

Edited March 1, 2013 by Princess-Derpy

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with a "Get out of corner free pass".

[Princess Derpy 672]

Hit with- *slaps out of hoof* NO! "AWW COME ON!"

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with a death stare. COME ON TACO! WE'RE LEAVING!!!

[Princess Derpy 672]

Hit with the fact that you can't has her! "BUT- fine... there's no use arguing with an idiot." You know it!- Wait, HEY! MEANIE!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with the fact that SHE'S NOT YOUR'S!!!

[Princess Derpy 672]

Hit with the fact that she's not yours either "for once, she actually has a point." Yeah- HEY WAIT, MEANIE!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with the fact that she's MT's mare.

[Princess Derpy 672]

Hi- nevermind, Taco'll handle it. "I'M NOPONY'S MARE! SO, SHUT IT!" Wow, you didn't have to be that mean...

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with the whip MT uses when his marefriends don't cooperate.

[Princess Derpy 672]

HIT WITH THE PONY POLICE! "HEY STOP IT! *Runs away from MT*"

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with shouts of "BITCH! GO MAKE MT A SANDWICH!"

[Princess Derpy 672]

H- taco, "HIT WITH NEVER! GO MAKE YOUR OWN BUCKING SAMMICH!"

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with the whip again. Bitch.

[Princess Derpy 672]

HIT WITH HACKSAW! YOU GONNA DIE! "YEAH! GO PD! Whoa, did I really just say that?"

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with a "Worker's protection program".

[Princess Derpy 672]

Hit with b-but.... "*picks up hacksaw* NOW YOU REALLY GONNA DIE! *evil laughter*" GO TACO! "woo hoo"

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with- "I will not see this worker harmed." *Time freeze*

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with Twilight. UMAD?

[Princess Derpy 672]

Hit with stuff. "WOW! NEVER SEEN SO MUCH CREATIVITY BEFORE!" I know right! Wait, more sarcasm? "Yep."

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with CREATIVITY!!!