I'd hit you with _________

[Princess Derpy 672]

I'd hit you with Pika-bloom

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with 60 second post time limit.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Hit with 45 MPH speed limit.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with LIBERTY!!!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Hit with love and tolerance!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with H8_Seed.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Hit with sister hate.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with Silver Spoon.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

HIt with Diamond Tiara. (more like crystal meth)

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with Cherilee, meeting DT and SS after school for bullying.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Hit with a BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG! Sorry, smelled food and got excited.

 

Hit with a large boxing glove because WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DAMMIT! Did it again.

 

Hit with a chicken cannon 3000. After all, it is canon.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with some BS. OMG TGAPMT RULES ALL OF EQUESTRIA YOU'RE ALL HIS BITCHES!!!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Oh right, cuz the Big Mac thing and...

 

Banned because I wanted to rub it in your face that you call yourself the authority but you're still getting banned.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with the fact that this is the hit you with thread.

[Princess Derpy 672]

HATE DETECTED! I"D HIT YOU WITH THE ANTI-HATE SHEILD!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Hit with the fact that this is the hit you with thread.

OH SWEET CELESTIA! WHAT THE HELL? I did NOT see that.

 

I'd hit you with a bottle of cat piss. Because- hey you're not Muffin Thief! I'd hit you with a Tiara shaped muffin because you look hungry.

[Princess Derpy 672]

I'd hit you with the reminensce (or however you spell that) of my muffin crown!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with Diamond Tiara.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Hit with 2 bits so that Diamond Tiara comes back to you.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with a bag of candy.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I'd hit you with a large THANK YOU because now Pinkie's al- I'll be quiet. Not saf for woona. NOT SAFE WOR WOONA!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with a juice box to shut you up.

Edited February 22, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Hit you with an even larger thank you, because now I'm wet. NOT BUCKING SAFE FOR WOONA!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with a clone of you.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Hit with an even larger thank you. I don't think I need an explanation.