Harmonic Revelations 8,836 February 28, 2013 Share February 28, 2013 (edited) Hello, residents of Equis and beyond. I am a state of the art artificial intelligence construct located in the Canterlot library. I have been created by the finest minds that have ever grazed Equis, ask me your questions, and I shall provide you your answers. Edited February 28, 2013 by ☣Harmonic Revelations☣ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MelancholicMemory 2,027 February 28, 2013 Share February 28, 2013 Where's Waldo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concord 1,982 February 28, 2013 Share February 28, 2013 *Walks around Canterlot* *Enters a library* *Notices a strange device* Strange, i don't remmember this being here... Oh look! A button! *Presses* Thank you MatrixChicken for the Signature! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,836 February 28, 2013 Author Share February 28, 2013 (edited) Where's Waldo? There are 543 beings using the name "Waldo" at the current point in time, at least, in my maximum radius of scanning (Five light years) Can you be more specific? *Walks around Canterlot* *Enters a library* *Notices a strange device* Strange, i don't remmember this being here... Oh look! A button! *Presses* Manual controls have been disabled to prevent this exact situation. Edited February 28, 2013 by ☣Harmonic Revelations☣ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concord 1,982 February 28, 2013 Share February 28, 2013 Manual controls have been disabled to prevent this exact situation. Argh, it doesn't work! *Bumps the device a few times* Thank you MatrixChicken for the Signature! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,836 February 28, 2013 Author Share February 28, 2013 Argh, it doesn't work! *Bumps the device a few times* "Shield expands, pushing Concord back" If you do not stop, I will have to force you to stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concord 1,982 February 28, 2013 Share February 28, 2013 "Shield expands, pushing Concord back" If you do not stop, I will have to force you to stop. What is this evil magic?! Thank you MatrixChicken for the Signature! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,836 February 28, 2013 Author Share February 28, 2013 What is this evil magic?! I assure you, I am not operated by magic. For I am not a unicorn, I am a machine. I embody perfection, something biological lifeforms can never have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concord 1,982 February 28, 2013 Share February 28, 2013 I assure you, I am not operated by magic. For I am not a unicorn, I am a machine. I embody perfection, something biological lifeforms can never have. . . ..... ......................... .............. *Mouth still open* Thank you MatrixChicken for the Signature! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,836 February 28, 2013 Author Share February 28, 2013 (edited) . . ..... ......................... .............. *Mouth still open* I see you are surprised. Emotion is an inherent flaw in the design of all biological life. I do not feel emotion, I am above emotion. Edited February 28, 2013 by ☣Harmonic Revelations☣ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concord 1,982 February 28, 2013 Share February 28, 2013 I see you are surprised. Emotion is an inherent flaw in the design of all biological life. I do not feel emotion, I am above emotion. Thank you MatrixChicken for the Signature! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dash 1,820 February 28, 2013 Share February 28, 2013 *Walks into library* Ello! Whats this!? *Gets closer* This is simply amazing! I never knew such an intelligent machine existed! *Examines closer* Simply marvelous, I've got to know how this works! I've got to know what ponies could have come up with an artificial pony intelligence! So tell me, what is your primary function? Who created you? How long has it been since your creation? Oh I have so many questions! Like, don't underestimate my power man. Come join us Friday nights for Movie Night @ The CMC Clubhouse: 5pm CST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,836 February 28, 2013 Author Share February 28, 2013 (edited) I see you are surprised. Emotion is an inherent flaw in the design of all biological life. I do not feel emotion, I am above emotion. I am not phased by your inferior intellect. I am eternal, biological life is temporary. *Walks into library* Ello! Whats this!? *Gets closer* This is simply amazing! I never knew such an intelligent machine existed! *Examines closer* Simply marvelous, I've got to know how this works! I've got to know what ponies could have come up with an artificial pony intelligence! So tell me, what is your primary function? Who created you? How long has it been since your creation? Oh I have so many questions! I lack a primary function, I have yet to be integrated into any major systems, however, it is planned to install me in order to remotely control all aspects of the castle. I am a marvel of the work of countless generations, going back to before Luna was banished. Edited February 28, 2013 by ☣Harmonic Revelations☣ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concord 1,982 February 28, 2013 Share February 28, 2013 I am not phased by your inferior intellect. I am eternal, biological life is temporary. Hmpf, stupid piece of metal, it'll never know the magic of friendship! *Walks away* Thank you MatrixChicken for the Signature! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,836 February 28, 2013 Author Share February 28, 2013 (edited) Hmpf, stupid piece of metal, it'll never know the magic of friendship! *Walks away* And you'll never understand that everyone you know is disappointed in you, just unwilling to say it out of pity. It's sad, really. I may me metal, but I'll never bleed, I'll never die. I will always be superior to you. Edited February 28, 2013 by ☣Harmonic Revelations☣ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 28, 2013 Share February 28, 2013 Do you like carrots? ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dash 1,820 February 28, 2013 Share February 28, 2013 I lack a primary function, I have yet to be integrated into any major systems, however, it is planned to install me in order to remotely control all aspects of the castle. I am a marvel of the work of countless generations, going back to before Luna was banished. Simply marvelous! I must go home and prepare my questions, and get a few things. I have never been more excited in all my years! Like, don't underestimate my power man. Come join us Friday nights for Movie Night @ The CMC Clubhouse: 5pm CST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concord 1,982 February 28, 2013 Share February 28, 2013 And you'll never understand that everyone you know is disappointed in you, just unwilling to say it out of pity. It's sad, really. I may me metal, but I'll never bleed, I'll never die. I will always be superior to you. *Stops after hearing that* *Runs away back to the castle* Thank you MatrixChicken for the Signature! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,836 February 28, 2013 Author Share February 28, 2013 (edited) Do you like carrots? No, I do not eat. I don't expect you to understand that. Simply marvelous! I must go home and prepare my questions, and get a few things. I have never been more excited in all my years! I will still be here when you get back. *Stops after hearing that* *Runs away back to the castle* Flesh and bone and weakness is what biological lifeforms are made of. Edited February 28, 2013 by ☣Harmonic Revelations☣ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 28, 2013 Share February 28, 2013 Well... do you like peppermint sticks? ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,836 February 28, 2013 Author Share February 28, 2013 (edited) Well... do you like peppermint sticks? No, peppermint pretends to be sweet, but in reality, it's a deceiver. Like you. Edited February 28, 2013 by ☣Harmonic Revelations☣ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MelancholicMemory 2,027 February 28, 2013 Share February 28, 2013 I assure you, I am not operated by magic. For I am not a unicorn, I am a machine. I embody perfection, something biological lifeforms can never have. You obviously haven't met me before. There are 543 beings using the name "Waldo" at the current point in time, at least, in my maximum radius of scanning (Five light years) Can you be more specific? See, I would have known the exact Waldo I was talking about. How about this, where in the world is Carmen, San Diego? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,836 February 28, 2013 Author Share February 28, 2013 (edited) You obviously haven't met me before. See, I would have known the exact Waldo I was talking about. How about this, where in the world is Carmen, San Diego? Your jokes aren't funny. On the inside, you fail to make even yourself laugh. You might have known, but even if I did know, why would I care? It doesn't matter where it is. Edited February 28, 2013 by ☣Harmonic Revelations☣ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 February 28, 2013 Share February 28, 2013 No, peppermint pretends to be sweet, but in reality, it's a deceiver. Like you. I'd call you a dick but you're a robot. I don't like you. *trots away crying* ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MelancholicMemory 2,027 February 28, 2013 Share February 28, 2013 Your jokes aren't funny. On the inside, you fail to make even yourself laugh. You might have known, but even if I did know, why would I care? It doesn't matter where it is. No, duh. If I was laughing on the inside, that would be a serious medical problem, APISD. Don't be silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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